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Nick Saturn
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Retired military. Pissed. Blue AF. Actual patriot. Swears a LOT. Scammers, bots, and MAGAts, go fuck yourselves with busted Coke bottles right up the ass.
Unterfueher Gregory Bovino of the Chicago district ICEstapo sporting his fucking Nazi fetish cosplay uniform.

Yeah, this is real, and yeah, this is happening here.
October 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Yes, you are being intentionally lied to by the mass media in order to justify a fascist takeover of the United States.
October 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The Horst Wesseling appears to have failed.

Apparently, this is not nearly as easy to do in an era of constant information overload. Herr Miller and his Goebbels tribute group forgot to account for nearly a century of technological development when they cribbed from the Nazis here.

Oops. 🙄
October 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Dunno who actually said it—hope it WAS one of the generals—but it’s fuckin’ perfect! 🤣🤣🤣
October 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There’s the scam. Right there.

Spread the word, and hopefully save some kids and adults from harm from these fucking monsters.
September 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
September 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Florida, but they're blitzkrieging the rest of the country as well . This is Project 2025 in action. This is Kirk's group wasting ZERO time leveraging his murder to get their fucking far-right ideological hooks into kids.

This is formation of the first #Shitler Youth brigades. FIGHT IT!
September 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
September 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
September 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Jeeeezuz fuckin' christless motherfuckin' what the fuck with this goddamn fucking grifter?!
September 15, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Somehow I always expected that human extinction would be the result of something less fucking stupid then…this kind of shit.

We’re doomed to just fall apart eventually from sheer idiocy.
September 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
September 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If you say that kids—plural—who die EVERY WEEK from this shit are ‘an acceptable price to pay’, then I sure hope you enjoyed your karma, you vile little fuck.
September 10, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If, at any time in your life, you ever feel extremely stupid, fearful, and/or insecure, keep this picture to remind yourself that at least you ain't even REMOTELY as fucked up as this sorry son of a bitch. 🤣🤣🤣
September 9, 2025 at 6:35 AM
FYI, he's spending Labor Day weekend at the White House & golfed at a course he owns in VA 30 min away.

Because of course he LOOOOVES staying in DC instead of hauling his completely healthy and totally not dying gigantic ass down to Mar-A-Pedo.
August 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
…yes. GODDAMMIT, YES!!!!!
August 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
For those who still don’t get it, THIS is the why.
August 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
August 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
August 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
August 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
August 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Hmm. Well, looks like people noticed…🙄
August 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
For how long we been BEGGING the Ds to take the goddamn gloves off??? HERE! NOW! FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!!
July 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Ooo, he thinks he got a GOOD distraction finally.

Change the name to the fucking Washington #EpsteinFiles.
July 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Behold the Epsteinith attempt by #Shitler to distract from the #EpsteinFiles.

You’re fucked, Mushroom Boy. Get used to it.
July 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM