Nick Saturn
@nick-saturn.bsky.social
Retired military. Pissed. Blue AF. Actual patriot. Swears a LOT. Scammers, bots, and MAGAts, go fuck yourselves with busted Coke bottles right up the ass.
All this fat fuck ever does is bitch about spending money that ain’t even his—it’s ours—to maintain the government, but now he’s trying to toss crumbs to save his own sorry ass.
Trump suggests $10,000 bonuses for air traffic controllers who kept working during the government shutdown
Trump suggests $10,000 bonuses for air traffic controllers who kept working during the government shutdown
President Donald Trump is ordering all air traffic controllers to "get back to work," and suggesting $10,000 bonuses for those who have continued working.
www.1011now.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
All this fat fuck ever does is bitch about spending money that ain’t even his—it’s ours—to maintain the government, but now he’s trying to toss crumbs to save his own sorry ass.
Goddamn, how I love Commanders fans. Thank you from the rest of the sane people in our nation!!!
Trump and Hegseth booed mercilessly for 2 minutes straight tonight by Washington Commanders fans.
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Goddamn, how I love Commanders fans. Thank you from the rest of the sane people in our nation!!!
Not unexpected, but massively fucking repulsive. Shitler is NOT an American; he is a Russian puppet.
⚡️Update: 'Full sanctions exemption' — US allows Hungary to buy Russian energy following Orban–Trump talks in Washington.
'Full sanctions exemption' — US allows Hungary to buy Russian energy following Orban–Trump talks in Washington
The U.S. and Hungary are also planning to sign a "significant nuclear cooperation agreement," Hungarian Foreign Minister Peter Szijjarto said.
kyivindependent.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Not unexpected, but massively fucking repulsive. Shitler is NOT an American; he is a Russian puppet.
Holy fuck. THESE motherfuckers need to get their asses handed to them legally and electorally. They also need to never get laid, though I suspect most don’t anyhow.
These extremely online young Christian men want to end the 19th Amendment, restore public flogging, and make America white again.
To understand JD Vance, you need to meet the “TheoBros”
These extremely online young Christian men want to end the 19th Amendment, restore public flogging, and make America white again.
www.motherjones.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Holy fuck. THESE motherfuckers need to get their asses handed to them legally and electorally. They also need to never get laid, though I suspect most don’t anyhow.
Goddamn fucking crooked pieces of shit. I look forward to their individual impeachments.
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Goddamn fucking crooked pieces of shit. I look forward to their individual impeachments.
Just saw a commercial for some cat food featuring a guy looking at a cat very fondly in dim romantic lighting while a woman sings a seemingly seductive song in Spanish.
I don’t know whether to call the cops or a shrink. Might do both because **I** need some therapy after seeing that shit. 🤮
I don’t know whether to call the cops or a shrink. Might do both because **I** need some therapy after seeing that shit. 🤮
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Just saw a commercial for some cat food featuring a guy looking at a cat very fondly in dim romantic lighting while a woman sings a seemingly seductive song in Spanish.
I don’t know whether to call the cops or a shrink. Might do both because **I** need some therapy after seeing that shit. 🤮
I don’t know whether to call the cops or a shrink. Might do both because **I** need some therapy after seeing that shit. 🤮
Huh. Common sense prevailed.
That’s rare enough to be extremely noteworthy in itself.
That’s rare enough to be extremely noteworthy in itself.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington was found not guilty of assault.
www.1011now.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Huh. Common sense prevailed.
That’s rare enough to be extremely noteworthy in itself.
That’s rare enough to be extremely noteworthy in itself.
I’m sure that the male justices spank it like a spider monkey to transgender porn every chance they get. Far-right clowns are THE biggest hypocrites ever born, bar none.
Supreme Court lets Trump block transgender and nonbinary people from choosing passport sex markers
Supreme Court lets Trump block transgender and nonbinary people from choosing passport sex markers
The Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s administration to enforce a policy blocking transgender and nonbinary people from choosing passport sex markers that align with their gender identity.
www.1011now.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m sure that the male justices spank it like a spider monkey to transgender porn every chance they get. Far-right clowns are THE biggest hypocrites ever born, bar none.
Grampa Shitpants has been all over the map since the fucking piece of shit got kicked in the nuts by US voters yesterday.
⁉️ Trump: Putin has failed to settle war in Ukraine and asked me for help
Trump: Putin has failed to settle war in Ukraine and asked me for help
US President Donald Trump has claimed that Russian leader Vladimir Putin asked him to "settle" the war in Ukraine during their most recent phone conversation.
www.pravda.com.ua
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Grampa Shitpants has been all over the map since the fucking piece of shit got kicked in the nuts by US voters yesterday.
It appears that the Republican MAGAt Party got a metaphorical sledgehammer to the fuckin’ balls tonight.
I say ‘metaphorical’ because there ain’t a single pair of balls in that whole sorry goddamn mess, of course. The sledgehammer was real enough in its way.
Well done, fellow true patriots!!! 🇺🇸
I say ‘metaphorical’ because there ain’t a single pair of balls in that whole sorry goddamn mess, of course. The sledgehammer was real enough in its way.
Well done, fellow true patriots!!! 🇺🇸
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It appears that the Republican MAGAt Party got a metaphorical sledgehammer to the fuckin’ balls tonight.
I say ‘metaphorical’ because there ain’t a single pair of balls in that whole sorry goddamn mess, of course. The sledgehammer was real enough in its way.
Well done, fellow true patriots!!! 🇺🇸
I say ‘metaphorical’ because there ain’t a single pair of balls in that whole sorry goddamn mess, of course. The sledgehammer was real enough in its way.
Well done, fellow true patriots!!! 🇺🇸
Let’s hope that they’re interested enough to sue CBS for the full unedited interview like the fat fuck did for the Harris interview.
SCOOP: Trump's "60 Minutes" interview draws roughly 13M viewers
Scoop: Trump's "60 Minutes" interview draws roughly 13M viewers
The interview itself was a huge get for CBS, considering the network's complicated history with President Trump.
www.axios.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Let’s hope that they’re interested enough to sue CBS for the full unedited interview like the fat fuck did for the Harris interview.
It’s impossible to win a fair fucking fight when only one side follows rules & norms. The Rs stopped doing that thirty goddamn years ago.
The Ds need to quit deluding themselves that those bastards ever will again.
The Ds need to quit deluding themselves that those bastards ever will again.
“I can't, for the life of me, figure out why we are still so rigid and moderating everything when we have nothing to lose for the first time,” a Democratic digital strategist tells WIRED. www.wired.com/story/do-dem...
It's Been a Year Since Trump Was Elected. Democrats Still Don't Get the Internet
“I can't, for the life of me, figure out why we are still so rigid and moderating everything when we have nothing to lose for the first time,” a Democratic digital strategist tells WIRED.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It’s impossible to win a fair fucking fight when only one side follows rules & norms. The Rs stopped doing that thirty goddamn years ago.
The Ds need to quit deluding themselves that those bastards ever will again.
The Ds need to quit deluding themselves that those bastards ever will again.
Outrageous. Everyone knows that the proper form address for him is, “Yo, you fucking pedophile piece of shit!”
MAGA throws a fit over use of ‘Mr Trump’ instead of ‘President Trump’ by CBS reporter
MAGA throws a fit over use of ‘Mr Trump’ instead of ‘President Trump’ by CBS reporter
MAGA throws a fit over use of ‘Mr Trump’ instead of ‘President Trump’ by CBS reporter
www.independent.co.uk
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Outrageous. Everyone knows that the proper form address for him is, “Yo, you fucking pedophile piece of shit!”
These petty, evil fucks are determined to inflict pain and blame it on the Democrats. They also have instructed major grocers NOT to offer discounts to SNAP recipients.
The cruelty is the point. It won’t end well for these vile bastards someday soon.
The cruelty is the point. It won’t end well for these vile bastards someday soon.
JUST IN: Courts ordered SNAP payments to restart, and the Trump administration said Monday the food benefits would be half the normal payment. About 1 in 8 U.S. residents get an average of $187 a month per person on SNAP.
SNAP benefits will restart, but it will be half the normal payment
Courts ordered SNAP payments to restart, and the Trump administration said Monday the food benefits would be half the normal payment. About 1 in 8 U.S. residents get an average of $187 a month per person on SNAP.
n.pr
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
These petty, evil fucks are determined to inflict pain and blame it on the Democrats. They also have instructed major grocers NOT to offer discounts to SNAP recipients.
The cruelty is the point. It won’t end well for these vile bastards someday soon.
The cruelty is the point. It won’t end well for these vile bastards someday soon.
Nice mealy-mouthing to get the fucking assclown off the hook. 🤣🤣🤣
The nuclear testing ordered by President Trump will not involve nuclear explosions, U.S. Energy Secretary Chris Wright said on Sunday, clarifying that the testing would involve “the other parts of a nuclear weapon” to ensure they are working properly.
New Weapons Testing Won’t Include Nuclear Explosions, Energy Secretary Says
Energy Secretary Chris Wright said the testing ordered up in a surprise announcement by President Trump last week would focus on “the other parts” of nuclear weaponry.
nyti.ms
November 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Nice mealy-mouthing to get the fucking assclown off the hook. 🤣🤣🤣
By some odd coincidence, Nigeria has shit-tons of oil, minerals, and underdeveloped gold mining.
These miserable greedy fascist fucks could not be more transparently vile.
These miserable greedy fascist fucks could not be more transparently vile.
President Trump said he ordered the Defense Department to prepare for potential strikes in Nigeria, an escalation to pressure the West African country’s government over its alleged failure to stop the persecution of Christians.
Trump threatens potential military action in Nigeria, says aid will cease
The move is an escalation in the president’s campaign against the West African country’s government over allegedly failing to protect Christians.
wapo.st
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
By some odd coincidence, Nigeria has shit-tons of oil, minerals, and underdeveloped gold mining.
These miserable greedy fascist fucks could not be more transparently vile.
These miserable greedy fascist fucks could not be more transparently vile.
Hey, MAGAts! Let’s hear you say “Killary” again, you fucking mindless piles of shit.
Trump threatens US military action in Nigeria over treatment of Christians reut.rs/4qBrVXy
Trump threatens US military action in Nigeria over treatment of Christians
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Saturday that he has asked the Defense Department to prepare for possible military action in Nigeria if the Nigerian government "continues to allow the killing of Christians."
reut.rs
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hey, MAGAts! Let’s hear you say “Killary” again, you fucking mindless piles of shit.
This sorry fuck missed his true calling as an interior decorator for tasteless Mafia assholes.
Trump unveils renovated Lincoln bathroom after East Wing demolition reut.rs/4qDFy8I
Trump unveils renovated Lincoln bathroom after East Wing demolition
U.S. President Donald Trump said on Friday he has renovated the Lincoln Bedroom's bathroom, putting his latest stamp on the White House after demolishing the East Wing, paving over the Rose Garden and decorating the Oval Office in gold.
reut.rs
October 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This sorry fuck missed his true calling as an interior decorator for tasteless Mafia assholes.
Anybody who believes THIS crazy bullshit is using to fill a brain-shaped hole in their fucking heads.
"I think the secularists in Silicon Valley are filling the God-shaped hole in their heart," said Shyam Sankar, Palantir's chief technology officer.
Palantir CTO says AI doomerism is driven by a lack of religion
"I think the secularists in Silicon Valley are filling the God-shaped hole in their heart," said Shyam Sankar, Palantir's chief technology officer.
www.businessinsider.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Anybody who believes THIS crazy bullshit is using to fill a brain-shaped hole in their fucking heads.
Fucking disgusting. Of course.
BREAKING: The Trump administration is restricting the number of refugees admitted to the U.S. to 7,500 and they will be mostly white South Africans.
Trump administration limits number of refugees to 7,500 and they're mostly white South Africans
The Trump administration is restricting the number of refugees admitted to the U.S. to 7,500 and they will be mostly white South Africans.
bit.ly
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Fucking disgusting. Of course.
Alleged journalist Jake Tapper is, at best, a quisling. But he’s acting more and more like a fucking no-shit MAGAt.
Rep. Melanie Stansbury (D-NM) clashed with CNN's Jake Tapper on Tuesday over looming cuts to the federal Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program, otherwise known as food stamps.
Jake Tapper clashes with House Dem in heated exchange: 'May not be a big deal for you!'
Rep. Melanie Stansbury (D-NM) clashed with CNN's Jake Tapper on Tuesday over looming cuts to the federal Supplemental Nutritional Assistance Program, otherwise known as food stamps. Funding for SNAP is set to expire Nov. 1 if Congressional lawmakers are unable to reach a deal to reopen the federal g...
bit.ly
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Alleged journalist Jake Tapper is, at best, a quisling. But he’s acting more and more like a fucking no-shit MAGAt.
No shit. Anchorage can be pretty fucked up, but the regime won’t ever say shit about it as long as it’s under R control.
Despite recent National Guard deployments elsewhere, data shows Anchorage has a higher violent crime rate than most U.S. cities — including Chicago and Los Angeles. (via Alaska Beacon)
Chicago and most cities with National Guard deployments are safer than Anchorage, stats show
Alaska's attorney general says he state supports President Trump’s National Guard deployments elsewhere. But former Gov. Tony Knowles is opposed.
akpub.io
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
No shit. Anchorage can be pretty fucked up, but the regime won’t ever say shit about it as long as it’s under R control.
Why the fuck do we have weekly stories about loonies on planes every few days now? These assholes just decide it was a thing to do all of a sudden?
A Europe-bound flight diverted to Boston after a passenger allegedly attacked others with a fork. He faces up to 10 years in prison and a $250K fine.
A flight from the US to Europe had to turn back after a passenger's midair fork attack
A Europe-bound flight diverted to Boston after a passenger allegedly attacked others with a fork. He faces up to 10 years in prison and a $250K fine.
www.businessinsider.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Why the fuck do we have weekly stories about loonies on planes every few days now? These assholes just decide it was a thing to do all of a sudden?
Juvenile, dehumanizing, and morally bankrupt, so right on brand for this regime.
ICE invokes 'Halo' remake, seeks recruits to 'destroy the flood'
ICE invokes ‘Halo’ remake, seeks recruits to ‘destroy the flood’
“Destroy the flood. Join.ICE.gov,” reads text overlayed on the graphic, shared on the social platform X
myfox8.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Juvenile, dehumanizing, and morally bankrupt, so right on brand for this regime.
This I just don’t fucking get. It’s the Charlie Sheen Effect; we EXPECT this bastard to be corrupt & let him slide!!!!!
Part of the issue is that for Trump, enriching himself and his family is one of the core purposes of his presidency. The media industry is both unwilling and unable to cover this level of corruption rigorously.
3 Scandals in 4 Days That Would Define Any Other Presidency
During the second Trump administration, corruption scandals that would typically define a presidency receive a day or two of coverage.
popular.info
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
This I just don’t fucking get. It’s the Charlie Sheen Effect; we EXPECT this bastard to be corrupt & let him slide!!!!!