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Nick Saturn
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Retired military. Pissed. Blue AF. Actual patriot. Swears a LOT. Scammers, bots, and MAGAts, go fuck yourselves with busted Coke bottles right up the ass.
All this fat fuck ever does is bitch about spending money that ain’t even his—it’s ours—to maintain the government, but now he’s trying to toss crumbs to save his own sorry ass.
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Goddamn, how I love Commanders fans. Thank you from the rest of the sane people in our nation!!!
Trump and Hegseth booed mercilessly for 2 minutes straight tonight by Washington Commanders fans.
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Not unexpected, but massively fucking repulsive. Shitler is NOT an American; he is a Russian puppet.
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Holy fuck. THESE motherfuckers need to get their asses handed to them legally and electorally. They also need to never get laid, though I suspect most don’t anyhow.
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Just saw a commercial for some cat food featuring a guy looking at a cat very fondly in dim romantic lighting while a woman sings a seemingly seductive song in Spanish.

I don’t know whether to call the cops or a shrink. Might do both because **I** need some therapy after seeing that shit. 🤮
November 7, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Huh. Common sense prevailed.

That’s rare enough to be extremely noteworthy in itself.
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I’m sure that the male justices spank it like a spider monkey to transgender porn every chance they get. Far-right clowns are THE biggest hypocrites ever born, bar none.
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Grampa Shitpants has been all over the map since the fucking piece of shit got kicked in the nuts by US voters yesterday.
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 AM
It appears that the Republican MAGAt Party got a metaphorical sledgehammer to the fuckin’ balls tonight.

I say ‘metaphorical’ because there ain’t a single pair of balls in that whole sorry goddamn mess, of course. The sledgehammer was real enough in its way.

Well done, fellow true patriots!!! 🇺🇸
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Let’s hope that they’re interested enough to sue CBS for the full unedited interview like the fat fuck did for the Harris interview.
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It’s impossible to win a fair fucking fight when only one side follows rules & norms. The Rs stopped doing that thirty goddamn years ago.

The Ds need to quit deluding themselves that those bastards ever will again.
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Outrageous. Everyone knows that the proper form address for him is, “Yo, you fucking pedophile piece of shit!”
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
These petty, evil fucks are determined to inflict pain and blame it on the Democrats. They also have instructed major grocers NOT to offer discounts to SNAP recipients.

The cruelty is the point. It won’t end well for these vile bastards someday soon.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 7d
JUST IN: Courts ordered SNAP payments to restart, and the Trump administration said Monday the food benefits would be half the normal payment. About 1 in 8 U.S. residents get an average of $187 a month per person on SNAP.
SNAP benefits will restart, but it will be half the normal payment
Courts ordered SNAP payments to restart, and the Trump administration said Monday the food benefits would be half the normal payment. About 1 in 8 U.S. residents get an average of $187 a month per person on SNAP.
n.pr
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Nice mealy-mouthing to get the fucking assclown off the hook. 🤣🤣🤣
The nuclear testing ordered by President Trump will not involve nuclear explosions, U.S. Energy Secretary Chris Wright said on Sunday, clarifying that the testing would involve “the other parts of a nuclear weapon” to ensure they are working properly.
New Weapons Testing Won’t Include Nuclear Explosions, Energy Secretary Says
Energy Secretary Chris Wright said the testing ordered up in a surprise announcement by President Trump last week would focus on “the other parts” of nuclear weaponry.
nyti.ms
November 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
By some odd coincidence, Nigeria has shit-tons of oil, minerals, and underdeveloped gold mining.

These miserable greedy fascist fucks could not be more transparently vile.
President Trump said he ordered the Defense Department to prepare for potential strikes in Nigeria, an escalation to pressure the West African country’s government over its alleged failure to stop the persecution of Christians.
Trump threatens potential military action in Nigeria, says aid will cease
The move is an escalation in the president’s campaign against the West African country’s government over allegedly failing to protect Christians.
wapo.st
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Hey, MAGAts! Let’s hear you say “Killary” again, you fucking mindless piles of shit.
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This sorry fuck missed his true calling as an interior decorator for tasteless Mafia assholes.
October 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Anybody who believes THIS crazy bullshit is using to fill a brain-shaped hole in their fucking heads.
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Fucking disgusting. Of course.
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Alleged journalist Jake Tapper is, at best, a quisling. But he’s acting more and more like a fucking no-shit MAGAt.
October 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
No shit. Anchorage can be pretty fucked up, but the regime won’t ever say shit about it as long as it’s under R control.
Despite recent National Guard deployments elsewhere, data shows Anchorage has a higher violent crime rate than most U.S. cities — including Chicago and Los Angeles. (via Alaska Beacon)
Chicago and most cities with National Guard deployments are safer than Anchorage, stats show
Alaska's attorney general says he state supports President Trump’s National Guard deployments elsewhere. But former Gov. Tony Knowles is opposed.
akpub.io
October 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Why the fuck do we have weekly stories about loonies on planes every few days now? These assholes just decide it was a thing to do all of a sudden?
October 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Juvenile, dehumanizing, and morally bankrupt, so right on brand for this regime.
October 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This I just don’t fucking get. It’s the Charlie Sheen Effect; we EXPECT this bastard to be corrupt & let him slide!!!!!
Part of the issue is that for Trump, enriching himself and his family is one of the core purposes of his presidency. The media industry is both unwilling and unable to cover this level of corruption rigorously.
3 Scandals in 4 Days That Would Define Any Other Presidency
During the second Trump administration, corruption scandals that would typically define a presidency receive a day or two of coverage.
popular.info
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM