Oh my god oh my god we’re blowing it we’re blowing it Duke won’t make the ACC title game how could we blow it we’re gonna lose oh wait never mind we’re fine!

I'd never have thought to tell my wife how lucky she is that I would stoop to marry somebody with so much Southern European heritage, but by the grace of god we've made it work.

It occurs to me that this is probably the most Blue Sky post I’ve ever made

Yale, specifically

This is probably the most realistic way for Cal football to hurt Oregon any more, and I guess I’ll take it

Oh, I get you. I mean, they’re trying to run the same script right now and the portal season is off to a good start

I’m not sure I follow

Ben Finley has gone on to be a below average QB in the MAC, Sam Jackson V has collected 635 all purpose yards in sporadic playing time as a general offensive athlete at Auburn and Oklahoma State. Fernando Mendoza has won a goddamn Herman and appears on his way to the title game.

Good to see you!