Nick Avon
@nickavon.bsky.social
Avon Lady, Twitter refugee (Scorpiondong/Gothicska), he/him
Back in high school, when Wedding Singer just came out and MTV had Love Line, they did a spin-off called Love Lorn that had a Pop Up Video format and they alleged Bill Clinton had a crooked penis. Hate that I think about that sometimes. :(
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Back in high school, when Wedding Singer just came out and MTV had Love Line, they did a spin-off called Love Lorn that had a Pop Up Video format and they alleged Bill Clinton had a crooked penis. Hate that I think about that sometimes. :(
Sincerely, how/why does this happen?
November 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sincerely, how/why does this happen?
Accidentally referred to something’s distance as “a stone’s throw away” and Israel bombed me
October 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Accidentally referred to something’s distance as “a stone’s throw away” and Israel bombed me
Oh god, praying for my boy @theamitie.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Oh god, praying for my boy @theamitie.bsky.social
I want the team who’s blue and white with a tiny bit of red to win 🙌
October 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I want the team who’s blue and white with a tiny bit of red to win 🙌
Nightmare Before Christmas millennials vs Minions boomers
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Nightmare Before Christmas millennials vs Minions boomers
Are Mariners cursed? Wtf?
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Are Mariners cursed? Wtf?
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A little baseball talk for you guys
October 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
A little baseball talk for you guys
If anyone wants to know what’s going on over in AI Land…
October 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
If anyone wants to know what’s going on over in AI Land…
If I could tell my younger self one thing, it would be to learn how to enjoy things more but also be honest about the stuff you don’t like
In the Internet age, no matter what someone says, there will be backlash so you might as well be honest.
In the Internet age, no matter what someone says, there will be backlash so you might as well be honest.
October 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If I could tell my younger self one thing, it would be to learn how to enjoy things more but also be honest about the stuff you don’t like
In the Internet age, no matter what someone says, there will be backlash so you might as well be honest.
In the Internet age, no matter what someone says, there will be backlash so you might as well be honest.
I always forget that normies exist. Like, thanks for the compliment on my Bad Religion shirt and no I don’t also like Linkin Park and Breaking Benjamin
October 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I always forget that normies exist. Like, thanks for the compliment on my Bad Religion shirt and no I don’t also like Linkin Park and Breaking Benjamin
A man from Mars is eating cars and you’re laughing about the Rapture?!
September 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A man from Mars is eating cars and you’re laughing about the Rapture?!
“fngs fr th bld” - Fall Out Batboy
September 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
“fngs fr th bld” - Fall Out Batboy
Christian: The sounding of the seventh trumpet! Glory to God! It’s time to meet my maker!
Guy from Reel Big Fish: Sell out! With me tonight!
Guy from Reel Big Fish: Sell out! With me tonight!
September 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Christian: The sounding of the seventh trumpet! Glory to God! It’s time to meet my maker!
Guy from Reel Big Fish: Sell out! With me tonight!
Guy from Reel Big Fish: Sell out! With me tonight!
In the 70s, American homes had shag carpeting
In the 70s, British homes had fuck carpeting
In the 70s, British homes had fuck carpeting
September 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
In the 70s, American homes had shag carpeting
In the 70s, British homes had fuck carpeting
In the 70s, British homes had fuck carpeting
Hey, anyone remember when they were having all those crazy earthquakes off the coast of Russia a couple months ago? Well, they’re still going. Someone should look into that.
September 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hey, anyone remember when they were having all those crazy earthquakes off the coast of Russia a couple months ago? Well, they’re still going. Someone should look into that.
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would be a great time to have a second political party
Pretty crazy how "America is a legit, no bullshit fascist country" is now a NYT headline.
White House Plans Broad Crackdown on Liberal Groups
www.nytimes.com
September 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
would be a great time to have a second political party
Going to a high school football game tonight and a punk show tomorrow because I’m a dad but I still know how to rock
September 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Going to a high school football game tonight and a punk show tomorrow because I’m a dad but I still know how to rock
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7-11 should just be called -4
September 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
7-11 should just be called -4
The worst part of the Pokemon universe is you know they have to have laws for “you know”…
September 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The worst part of the Pokemon universe is you know they have to have laws for “you know”…
Watching punk bands sidestep Palestine is just so on brand for 99% of them
September 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Watching punk bands sidestep Palestine is just so on brand for 99% of them
Over on Twitter, Eminem rhymed silver with Trent Dilfer
September 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Over on Twitter, Eminem rhymed silver with Trent Dilfer