N.P. Caputo
@nickcaputo.bsky.social
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🌆liberal entrepreneur, civic builder
📍Los Angeles stan
🚋Air Trams, urbanism, YIMBY feverdreams
🤖Tech, storytelling & better cities
🌆liberal entrepreneur, civic builder
📍Los Angeles stan
🚋Air Trams, urbanism, YIMBY feverdreams
🤖Tech, storytelling & better cities
Yesterday, Downtown LA was standing room only for No Kings Day
October 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Yesterday, Downtown LA was standing room only for No Kings Day
Yesterday, Downtown LA was standing room only for No Kings Day
October 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Yesterday, Downtown LA was standing room only for No Kings Day
Liberal hellscape of Chicago now has a river so clean that you could take a leisurely swim in it despite it going through the 3rd most populous American city's central business district.
I'd love to see the anti-environmentalists explain like this isn't a goal we could fight for in every US city.
I'd love to see the anti-environmentalists explain like this isn't a goal we could fight for in every US city.
September 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Liberal hellscape of Chicago now has a river so clean that you could take a leisurely swim in it despite it going through the 3rd most populous American city's central business district.
I'd love to see the anti-environmentalists explain like this isn't a goal we could fight for in every US city.
I'd love to see the anti-environmentalists explain like this isn't a goal we could fight for in every US city.
Whether you like Zohran Mamdani or not, he is the man that New Yorkers have chosen to be their Democratic nominee, and if you are a Democrat, as I am, you should support him. I support him.
And to be clear, I like him.
And to be clear, I like him.
September 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Whether you like Zohran Mamdani or not, he is the man that New Yorkers have chosen to be their Democratic nominee, and if you are a Democrat, as I am, you should support him. I support him.
And to be clear, I like him.
And to be clear, I like him.
"You can't spell erika kirk without KKK."
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September 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"You can't spell erika kirk without KKK."
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I need to tell all my fellow gay men that the last time we had a president who abided by "the conservative promise" (which is project 2025's real name), they let AIDS run uncontrolled through the general population and our deaths were considered convenient
The heritage foundation is not your friend
The heritage foundation is not your friend
September 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I need to tell all my fellow gay men that the last time we had a president who abided by "the conservative promise" (which is project 2025's real name), they let AIDS run uncontrolled through the general population and our deaths were considered convenient
The heritage foundation is not your friend
The heritage foundation is not your friend
Jimmy Kimmel is returning to air tomorrow.
And I hope he doesn't change one bit.
And I hope he doesn't change one bit.
September 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Jimmy Kimmel is returning to air tomorrow.
And I hope he doesn't change one bit.
And I hope he doesn't change one bit.
Hey, this isn't really notable at all right now, but Grindr appeared to have a surge of activity around State Farm stadium in Arizona today. Interesting.
September 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Hey, this isn't really notable at all right now, but Grindr appeared to have a surge of activity around State Farm stadium in Arizona today. Interesting.
Skip your trip to Florida and go to Puerto Rico instead. Thank me later.
September 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Skip your trip to Florida and go to Puerto Rico instead. Thank me later.
Never forget that the right to use strong language is arguably the most important right involved in being an American.
September 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Never forget that the right to use strong language is arguably the most important right involved in being an American.
Netflix could do something really, really amazing right now by making a very notable hire. #jimmykimmel
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Netflix could do something really, really amazing right now by making a very notable hire. #jimmykimmel
California passed SB627 — banning any officer --state or federal-- from hiding their identity behind extreme masking. This is a state law, meaning even if an officer is federal, they can be arrested and charged, and only the governor can pardon them.
September 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
California passed SB627 — banning any officer --state or federal-- from hiding their identity behind extreme masking. This is a state law, meaning even if an officer is federal, they can be arrested and charged, and only the governor can pardon them.
If we're saying words can endanger someone, laura loomer and nick fuentes are more responsible for charlie kirk's death than any liberal.
To them, he didn't go far enough.
These people shouldn't be armed.
To them, he didn't go far enough.
These people shouldn't be armed.
September 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
If we're saying words can endanger someone, laura loomer and nick fuentes are more responsible for charlie kirk's death than any liberal.
To them, he didn't go far enough.
These people shouldn't be armed.
To them, he didn't go far enough.
These people shouldn't be armed.
mike lee is the person who made fun of Melissa Hortman after she was murdered. Spare us your feelings, hypocrite.
September 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
mike lee is the person who made fun of Melissa Hortman after she was murdered. Spare us your feelings, hypocrite.
"but tyler robinson had a trans partner!"
Not like that kind of thing is unusual for conservatives...
Not like that kind of thing is unusual for conservatives...
September 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"but tyler robinson had a trans partner!"
Not like that kind of thing is unusual for conservatives...
Not like that kind of thing is unusual for conservatives...
The pro-life party everybody
September 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The pro-life party everybody
elon musk can't fix grok because, to quote David Stevens, "A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it."
September 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
elon musk can't fix grok because, to quote David Stevens, "A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it."
A conservative incel shot a conservative podcaster for not being conservative enough, and conservative media is blaming... liberals
September 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
A conservative incel shot a conservative podcaster for not being conservative enough, and conservative media is blaming... liberals
Me: “my beliefs do not restrict you from living how you want. Your beliefs, however, restrict me from living the way I want.”
MAGA: “But what if I want to stop you from doing what you want? What if I consider that sinful?”
Me: “then go fuck yourself”
MAGA: “But what if I want to stop you from doing what you want? What if I consider that sinful?”
Me: “then go fuck yourself”
August 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Me: “my beliefs do not restrict you from living how you want. Your beliefs, however, restrict me from living the way I want.”
MAGA: “But what if I want to stop you from doing what you want? What if I consider that sinful?”
Me: “then go fuck yourself”
MAGA: “But what if I want to stop you from doing what you want? What if I consider that sinful?”
Me: “then go fuck yourself”
In a time where pastors are saying women shouldn’t vote and dudes are confidently calling themselves fascists on national television, I think we could really use a little bit of woke right now.
August 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
In a time where pastors are saying women shouldn’t vote and dudes are confidently calling themselves fascists on national television, I think we could really use a little bit of woke right now.
Long Beach, CA is a better Miami, FL.
Hugely walkable downtown throughout, balance of density and spacious, cost of living way less volatile and, dare I say, more reasonable. Public transit abound. Invests in itself generously. People are overwhelmingly friendly. 🧵
Hugely walkable downtown throughout, balance of density and spacious, cost of living way less volatile and, dare I say, more reasonable. Public transit abound. Invests in itself generously. People are overwhelmingly friendly. 🧵
August 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Long Beach, CA is a better Miami, FL.
Hugely walkable downtown throughout, balance of density and spacious, cost of living way less volatile and, dare I say, more reasonable. Public transit abound. Invests in itself generously. People are overwhelmingly friendly. 🧵
Hugely walkable downtown throughout, balance of density and spacious, cost of living way less volatile and, dare I say, more reasonable. Public transit abound. Invests in itself generously. People are overwhelmingly friendly. 🧵
If charlie kirk came home to find donald trump in bed with his wife, charlie would thank trump for sleeping with her, and he would call it patriotism.
August 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If charlie kirk came home to find donald trump in bed with his wife, charlie would thank trump for sleeping with her, and he would call it patriotism.
The reason Apple spoke nicely to trump was because he threatened them with 100% tariffs. They had to kiss ass in order to continue to do business.
He’s an extortionist 
He’s an extortionist 
August 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The reason Apple spoke nicely to trump was because he threatened them with 100% tariffs. They had to kiss ass in order to continue to do business.
He’s an extortionist 
He’s an extortionist 
Y’all don’t realize how changed the console landscape is if the Nintendo Switch 2 gets most of the same games. I’d bet $1000 that most gamers would choose the cheaper hardware, get a portable option and be just fine with the PS4 Pro quality graphics.
July 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Y’all don’t realize how changed the console landscape is if the Nintendo Switch 2 gets most of the same games. I’d bet $1000 that most gamers would choose the cheaper hardware, get a portable option and be just fine with the PS4 Pro quality graphics.
“He violates his oath profanes the dignity of faith itself.”
-Cicero
-Cicero
July 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“He violates his oath profanes the dignity of faith itself.”
-Cicero
-Cicero