Nicken McChuggets™
@nickenmcchuggets.bsky.social
Shitpot stirrer, asshole, artist
In that order.
In that order.
Weird thing to say for a guy who made a fuck tonne of money convincing people he knows Jesus is real despite not having been alive at the time but OK.
December 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Weird thing to say for a guy who made a fuck tonne of money convincing people he knows Jesus is real despite not having been alive at the time but OK.
I know it's a photoshopped meme of Trump. But the sentiment is not meritless. I'm so fucking tired of being forced to live a life where pointing this kind of witless subterfuge out is even necessary. But there are a LOT of dumb motherfuckers out there. Way more than I ever anticipated as a child.
December 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I know it's a photoshopped meme of Trump. But the sentiment is not meritless. I'm so fucking tired of being forced to live a life where pointing this kind of witless subterfuge out is even necessary. But there are a LOT of dumb motherfuckers out there. Way more than I ever anticipated as a child.
I talk a lot of shit on FB. Mainly because I'm friends with a lot of conservatives who I know read my posts. I don't hate them as people. Everyone has the right to be wrong.
I just take it upon myself to remind them that they are.
Daily.
Maybe one day, they'll listen for once. Here's to hoping...
I just take it upon myself to remind them that they are.
Daily.
Maybe one day, they'll listen for once. Here's to hoping...
December 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I talk a lot of shit on FB. Mainly because I'm friends with a lot of conservatives who I know read my posts. I don't hate them as people. Everyone has the right to be wrong.
I just take it upon myself to remind them that they are.
Daily.
Maybe one day, they'll listen for once. Here's to hoping...
I just take it upon myself to remind them that they are.
Daily.
Maybe one day, they'll listen for once. Here's to hoping...
This is what happens when you try to build a name for yourself by fighting the geriatric ward of professional boxing then thinking you got a big dick for whooping grandpa's ass.
Tyson pulled his punches in his old age for mercy and free the money. This MFer needs it to eat.
Different animals.
Tyson pulled his punches in his old age for mercy and free the money. This MFer needs it to eat.
Different animals.
Anthony Joshua punched Jake Paul so hard he hearing colors and seeing sounds right now.
December 20, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This is what happens when you try to build a name for yourself by fighting the geriatric ward of professional boxing then thinking you got a big dick for whooping grandpa's ass.
Tyson pulled his punches in his old age for mercy and free the money. This MFer needs it to eat.
Different animals.
Tyson pulled his punches in his old age for mercy and free the money. This MFer needs it to eat.
Different animals.
The average lamp is about 24". Accounting for the slouch (give or take and inch) this MFer is barely 2 1/2 lamps tall. LOL!!!
Got fucked in the gene pool and is mad at the world about it. Everything he does makes a lot of sense now doesn't it? #LittleMarco
Got fucked in the gene pool and is mad at the world about it. Everything he does makes a lot of sense now doesn't it? #LittleMarco
December 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The average lamp is about 24". Accounting for the slouch (give or take and inch) this MFer is barely 2 1/2 lamps tall. LOL!!!
Got fucked in the gene pool and is mad at the world about it. Everything he does makes a lot of sense now doesn't it? #LittleMarco
Got fucked in the gene pool and is mad at the world about it. Everything he does makes a lot of sense now doesn't it? #LittleMarco
The world slept on Tech.
But everybody knows exactly who he is.
Funny how that work innit?
But everybody knows exactly who he is.
Funny how that work innit?
Also Tech N9ne may be the greatest rapper ever
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The world slept on Tech.
But everybody knows exactly who he is.
Funny how that work innit?
But everybody knows exactly who he is.
Funny how that work innit?
Reverend: Hey man, how would you like to listen to harp music and hang out with Charlie Kirk fans?
...forever....
Me: Yeah, fuck that noise.
I'm out.
...forever....
Me: Yeah, fuck that noise.
I'm out.
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Reverend: Hey man, how would you like to listen to harp music and hang out with Charlie Kirk fans?
...forever....
Me: Yeah, fuck that noise.
I'm out.
...forever....
Me: Yeah, fuck that noise.
I'm out.
According to prevailing conservative logic, all reporters can start calling Leavitt a dishonest cunt to her face, and she'll have to respect them for their honesty and candor for doing so. Because being frank, is what's important here. And certainly nothing else.
Did I get that right, Karoline?
Did I get that right, Karoline?
Incredible @titonka.bsky.social reaction shot to this bullshit
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
According to prevailing conservative logic, all reporters can start calling Leavitt a dishonest cunt to her face, and she'll have to respect them for their honesty and candor for doing so. Because being frank, is what's important here. And certainly nothing else.
Did I get that right, Karoline?
Did I get that right, Karoline?
They'll do anything to not look stupid. Even publicly humiliate themselves. When forced to face the irony of it all, they get angry and violent. It's just how they function.
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
They'll do anything to not look stupid. Even publicly humiliate themselves. When forced to face the irony of it all, they get angry and violent. It's just how they function.
Shoutout to all my NEW FRIENDS! Follow them and engage with their posts. Real heads who will reciprocate if interaction is your jam. Ask me how I know.
@kingresist.bsky.social @starfyre59.bsky.social @hamkold.bsky.social @jpzo.bsky.social @bbmark.bsky.social @mags600.bsky.social
@kingresist.bsky.social @starfyre59.bsky.social @hamkold.bsky.social @jpzo.bsky.social @bbmark.bsky.social @mags600.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Shoutout to all my NEW FRIENDS! Follow them and engage with their posts. Real heads who will reciprocate if interaction is your jam. Ask me how I know.
@kingresist.bsky.social @starfyre59.bsky.social @hamkold.bsky.social @jpzo.bsky.social @bbmark.bsky.social @mags600.bsky.social
@kingresist.bsky.social @starfyre59.bsky.social @hamkold.bsky.social @jpzo.bsky.social @bbmark.bsky.social @mags600.bsky.social
Reposted by Nicken McChuggets™
Just be real. You're meeting some really awesome people here seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Just be real. You're meeting some really awesome people here seriously.
Reposted by Nicken McChuggets™
You just influenced me to like that.
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You just influenced me to like that.
Be gay do crimes is supposed to be antagonistically funny.
Not a manifesto. This is why reading comprehension is important folks. Some things are said in jest...
It's not our responsibility to explain any of this to the rest of you.. Capisce? 🤌🤌
Not a manifesto. This is why reading comprehension is important folks. Some things are said in jest...
It's not our responsibility to explain any of this to the rest of you.. Capisce? 🤌🤌
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Be gay do crimes is supposed to be antagonistically funny.
Not a manifesto. This is why reading comprehension is important folks. Some things are said in jest...
It's not our responsibility to explain any of this to the rest of you.. Capisce? 🤌🤌
Not a manifesto. This is why reading comprehension is important folks. Some things are said in jest...
It's not our responsibility to explain any of this to the rest of you.. Capisce? 🤌🤌
Every single business denying them food is missing out on a GOLDEN opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
GIVE them food, on the house. All they can eat.
Add a little secret sauce. When the time comes, let them know restrooms are for paying customers only. Watch the hilarity ensue.
GIVE them food, on the house. All they can eat.
Add a little secret sauce. When the time comes, let them know restrooms are for paying customers only. Watch the hilarity ensue.
October 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Every single business denying them food is missing out on a GOLDEN opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
GIVE them food, on the house. All they can eat.
Add a little secret sauce. When the time comes, let them know restrooms are for paying customers only. Watch the hilarity ensue.
GIVE them food, on the house. All they can eat.
Add a little secret sauce. When the time comes, let them know restrooms are for paying customers only. Watch the hilarity ensue.
It's been 37 years and every single lyric still smacks deadass.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxg...
Living Colour - Cult Of Personality (Official Video)
YouTube video by LivingColourVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 17, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It's been 37 years and every single lyric still smacks deadass.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxg...
Got called out by a mutual for saying that perhaps Warren Buffet and @mcuban.bsky.social don't deserve to be set on fire for the same reasons Trump does on THEIR post "burn the rich". Offered to have a polite discussion to point out logical flaws, was called a plant / troll and was blocked.
😎 LOL
😎 LOL
February 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Got called out by a mutual for saying that perhaps Warren Buffet and @mcuban.bsky.social don't deserve to be set on fire for the same reasons Trump does on THEIR post "burn the rich". Offered to have a polite discussion to point out logical flaws, was called a plant / troll and was blocked.
😎 LOL
😎 LOL
Dude, just triple the selling price and sell it to Big Balls over at DOGE. What, you think he'll say no if you publicly question his masculinity by insinuating he can't afford it ??Do I need to explain how this game works? As your agent, I'll make the deal for a mere 66% commission. Win / win 😎
February 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Dude, just triple the selling price and sell it to Big Balls over at DOGE. What, you think he'll say no if you publicly question his masculinity by insinuating he can't afford it ??Do I need to explain how this game works? As your agent, I'll make the deal for a mere 66% commission. Win / win 😎
I don't want to sound extremist or like I'm over reacting to the current state of things. But maybe it's time to stop pretending that the only way this ends isn't with violence.
I'm not saying go out and do violence. I'm saying prepare for it and be ready to respond in kind just in case.
📌this.
I'm not saying go out and do violence. I'm saying prepare for it and be ready to respond in kind just in case.
📌this.
a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while holding a bow and arrow in her hand .
Alt: forewarned is fore armed.
See you on the other side of this mess.
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I don't want to sound extremist or like I'm over reacting to the current state of things. But maybe it's time to stop pretending that the only way this ends isn't with violence.
I'm not saying go out and do violence. I'm saying prepare for it and be ready to respond in kind just in case.
📌this.
I'm not saying go out and do violence. I'm saying prepare for it and be ready to respond in kind just in case.
📌this.
One more for good measure.
January 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
One more for good measure.
*slaps roof*
See? All these years later and still good as new.
See? All these years later and still good as new.
January 21, 2025 at 5:46 AM
*slaps roof*
See? All these years later and still good as new.
See? All these years later and still good as new.
Yeah, that's exactly how they rationalize it.
It's not that they're mediocre that's the problem. It's their pride in their mediocrity that is. They want to be heralded as kings for their relative insignificance and get murderously hostile when you don't.
It's not that they're mediocre that's the problem. It's their pride in their mediocrity that is. They want to be heralded as kings for their relative insignificance and get murderously hostile when you don't.
January 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Yeah, that's exactly how they rationalize it.
It's not that they're mediocre that's the problem. It's their pride in their mediocrity that is. They want to be heralded as kings for their relative insignificance and get murderously hostile when you don't.
It's not that they're mediocre that's the problem. It's their pride in their mediocrity that is. They want to be heralded as kings for their relative insignificance and get murderously hostile when you don't.
You don't have to like this style of music, just watch this MFer. Dude is unreal....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb4g...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb4g...
NATURAL BORN KILLER - AVENGED SEVENFOLD | DRUM COVER
YouTube video by El Estepario Siberiano
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
You don't have to like this style of music, just watch this MFer. Dude is unreal....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb4g...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb4g...
It's kinda crazy how we all just accept algorithms as our digital overlords in today's world. Some dude somewhere (usually a fuckwit) told a machine what's cool that day and if what you share doesn't fit the mold of what the robot says is cool, nobody will know.
Now repeat after me. #IAmFree
Now repeat after me. #IAmFree
a man in a suit and tie says that 's the spirit kid reacher
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says that 's the spirit kid reacher
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 6:34 AM
It's kinda crazy how we all just accept algorithms as our digital overlords in today's world. Some dude somewhere (usually a fuckwit) told a machine what's cool that day and if what you share doesn't fit the mold of what the robot says is cool, nobody will know.
Now repeat after me. #IAmFree
Now repeat after me. #IAmFree
If you're ever having a shitty day just remember one thing.
At least didn't throw £598 million in the trash.
At least didn't throw £598 million in the trash.
January 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
If you're ever having a shitty day just remember one thing.
At least didn't throw £598 million in the trash.
At least didn't throw £598 million in the trash.
I mean, can James Woods prove God didn't let that fire start just to burn down his house specifically? Mysterious ways and such is what we're led to believe. I'm sure God had his reasons and it was good according conservatives everywhere including you.
TPs , Jimmy.🖕
TPs , Jimmy.🖕
Wait. This the best part…🤣🤣🤣😭💀
January 9, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I mean, can James Woods prove God didn't let that fire start just to burn down his house specifically? Mysterious ways and such is what we're led to believe. I'm sure God had his reasons and it was good according conservatives everywhere including you.
TPs , Jimmy.🖕
TPs , Jimmy.🖕