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Crashing out over oats right now.
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Crashing out over oats right now.
Last Mayor of North York
Name is Mel Lastman
Who writes this shit?
Name is Mel Lastman
Who writes this shit?
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Last Mayor of North York
Name is Mel Lastman
Who writes this shit?
Name is Mel Lastman
Who writes this shit?
Gotham City thug who's beaten Batman and isn't afraid of Gotham's supervillains by comparison (he streams Resident Evil as a hobby).
Well, I beat the goddamn bat, so how bad can the rest of the bosses be? Find out as Evil in Residence continues through Resident Evil 0 at 9:30 tonight.
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Gotham City thug who's beaten Batman and isn't afraid of Gotham's supervillains by comparison (he streams Resident Evil as a hobby).
Politics is a Slovak dinner.
October 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Politics is a Slovak dinner.
Seinfeld *is* funnier when you've had a few drinks!
October 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Seinfeld *is* funnier when you've had a few drinks!
Hinge added an AI advisor to recommend reply ideas to you like an especially stupid Wormtongue.
September 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Hinge added an AI advisor to recommend reply ideas to you like an especially stupid Wormtongue.
I don't think there's anything or anyone in the world that strokes your ego more than Wikipedia emails after you've already donated.
August 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I don't think there's anything or anyone in the world that strokes your ego more than Wikipedia emails after you've already donated.
It feels nice being at a point in life where I can buy overpriced cartoon food from the carnival without feeling too guilty about it.
August 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It feels nice being at a point in life where I can buy overpriced cartoon food from the carnival without feeling too guilty about it.
Whenever I have leftovers from Margaritaville it looks like something I'd feed a dog named Jimmy Buffett.
July 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Whenever I have leftovers from Margaritaville it looks like something I'd feed a dog named Jimmy Buffett.
I'm a cast iron pan guy now.
June 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm a cast iron pan guy now.
Green Lantern has seen better days.
May 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Green Lantern has seen better days.
I made it to the bigtime, Ma!
April 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I made it to the bigtime, Ma!
The worst new feature of Snapchat is that it assumes you want to take a selfie so every time you open the app it shows you the least flattering angle of yourself that light can refract.
April 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The worst new feature of Snapchat is that it assumes you want to take a selfie so every time you open the app it shows you the least flattering angle of yourself that light can refract.
Do groundhogs dream of subterranean sheep?
April 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Do groundhogs dream of subterranean sheep?
Death Note adaptation starring me and Sabrina Carpenter.
April 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Death Note adaptation starring me and Sabrina Carpenter.