Gabriel Morton
@gabrielenguard.bsky.social
A slapdash attempt at the slipshod.
I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel
Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/@KeepetClassy/streams
I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons.
I have played every DOS game.
Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel
Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/@KeepetClassy/streams
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here's my first test at annotating/blurring a video. It needs some work to be less flickery but it's a start.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
here's my first test at annotating/blurring a video. It needs some work to be less flickery but it's a start.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Remy as Boomhauer is a solid choice.
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Remy as Boomhauer is a solid choice.
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A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see
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"i miss shitting my pants" is the most nytimes op ed headline there could be
October 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"i miss shitting my pants" is the most nytimes op ed headline there could be
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In case there was ever any doubt - Aonishiki is now officially an ōzeki. Since the banzuke require two ōzeki to keep from teetering over its welcome 🤗 Possibly temporary cuz he’ll most, including Boss Hakkaku, surmise he’ll be yokozuna by next year. #hatsubasho2026
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
In case there was ever any doubt - Aonishiki is now officially an ōzeki. Since the banzuke require two ōzeki to keep from teetering over its welcome 🤗 Possibly temporary cuz he’ll most, including Boss Hakkaku, surmise he’ll be yokozuna by next year. #hatsubasho2026
She looks like when older games with low polygon counts got ported to a system that could do better textures.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
She looks like when older games with low polygon counts got ported to a system that could do better textures.
We welcome our new Sumo Ozeki, Goro.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We welcome our new Sumo Ozeki, Goro.
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Lance Henriksen asking aliens for directions in Silent Hill.
Showrunners Glen Morgan and James Wong gave their alien antagonist a cameo in Millennium's 'The Curse of Frank Black' (Season 2, Episode 6), after Space: Above and Beyond was axed.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Lance Henriksen asking aliens for directions in Silent Hill.
Man, these days it's 100 coins for one lousy Dirk.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Man, these days it's 100 coins for one lousy Dirk.
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there were a couple weeks where i tried Perplexity to see if AI search engines were any good.
They aren't.
If you disagree let me make something clear: I am better at searching than you.
They aren't.
If you disagree let me make something clear: I am better at searching than you.
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
there were a couple weeks where i tried Perplexity to see if AI search engines were any good.
They aren't.
If you disagree let me make something clear: I am better at searching than you.
They aren't.
If you disagree let me make something clear: I am better at searching than you.
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Live stream of Aonishiki's Ozeki promotion ceremony is supposed to start here:
www.youtube.com/live/GJnL1ka...
www.youtube.com/live/GJnL1ka...
【LIVE】安青錦 大関昇進伝達式
大相撲11月場所で優勝を果たした安青錦。26日の臨時理事会を経て正式に大関に昇進することが決まり、昇進伝達式が行われます。
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Live stream of Aonishiki's Ozeki promotion ceremony is supposed to start here:
www.youtube.com/live/GJnL1ka...
www.youtube.com/live/GJnL1ka...
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Bogdanovich launches this adaptation of the 1982 play onto the big screen with uniquely erratic energy. The nonstop momentum of this theater farce doesn’t quite translate the original stage experience even in the hands of its world class ensemble. It has its moments of electricity regardless.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Bogdanovich launches this adaptation of the 1982 play onto the big screen with uniquely erratic energy. The nonstop momentum of this theater farce doesn’t quite translate the original stage experience even in the hands of its world class ensemble. It has its moments of electricity regardless.
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I am watching the last ever episode of Global TV and I think maybe Scott Putski got them kicked off the air
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I am watching the last ever episode of Global TV and I think maybe Scott Putski got them kicked off the air
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Cover by Bob Montana.
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Cover by Bob Montana.
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For years the LucasArts office was plagued by an unknown individual known as the “booger bandit” who would smear their boogers on the wall of the bathroom stalls. Repeated emails from management did not stop this from happening.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
For years the LucasArts office was plagued by an unknown individual known as the “booger bandit” who would smear their boogers on the wall of the bathroom stalls. Repeated emails from management did not stop this from happening.
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one of these but with a hot dog
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
one of these but with a hot dog