Nicholas Mata
@nickmmmata.bsky.social
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Nicholas Mata
@nickmmmata.bsky.social
· Aug 16
Pokémon opening but Animorphs cuss I can. This took embarrassingly long to edit.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
Ready or Not(2019)
Ready or Not, Here I Come(2026)
Ready or Not, You Can’t Hide (2029)
Capture the Flag:A Ready or Not Story(2032)
Ready or Not, Gonna Find You: The Final Game(2034)
Ready or Not, Game Over (real final film)(2037)
Ready or Not(legacy sequel/soft reboot)(2057)
RDY OR NOT(reboot)(2069)
Ready or Not, Here I Come(2026)
Ready or Not, You Can’t Hide (2029)
Capture the Flag:A Ready or Not Story(2032)
Ready or Not, Gonna Find You: The Final Game(2034)
Ready or Not, Game Over (real final film)(2037)
Ready or Not(legacy sequel/soft reboot)(2057)
RDY OR NOT(reboot)(2069)
First poster for ‘READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME’
In theaters on April 10, 2026.
In theaters on April 10, 2026.
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Ready or Not(2019)
Ready or Not, Here I Come(2026)
Ready or Not, You Can’t Hide (2029)
Capture the Flag:A Ready or Not Story(2032)
Ready or Not, Gonna Find You: The Final Game(2034)
Ready or Not, Game Over (real final film)(2037)
Ready or Not(legacy sequel/soft reboot)(2057)
RDY OR NOT(reboot)(2069)
Ready or Not, Here I Come(2026)
Ready or Not, You Can’t Hide (2029)
Capture the Flag:A Ready or Not Story(2032)
Ready or Not, Gonna Find You: The Final Game(2034)
Ready or Not, Game Over (real final film)(2037)
Ready or Not(legacy sequel/soft reboot)(2057)
RDY OR NOT(reboot)(2069)
Funko will make a Fuckorpse
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Funko will make a Fuckorpse
If you see this, quote with a vampire who isn't Dracula.
Dog (CatDog)
Dog (CatDog)
October 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
If you see this, quote with a vampire who isn't Dracula.
Dog (CatDog)
Dog (CatDog)
Hey, a friend of mine is having a hard time and could use a couple of bucks. Not asking a lot. If you got some spare dollars to spare orrrr just feel bad about how it’s a rough time to be trans right now, give to her why dontcha? Please? Cool. Thanks.
gofund.me/db0ba09a7
gofund.me/db0ba09a7
Donate to Keep Kennedy Safe and Secure, organized by Kennedy Farner
Hi! I'm Kennedy! I'm a trans woman who recently lost their job because of corpor… Kennedy Farner needs your support for Donate to Keep Kennedy Safe and Secure
gofund.me
October 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Hey, a friend of mine is having a hard time and could use a couple of bucks. Not asking a lot. If you got some spare dollars to spare orrrr just feel bad about how it’s a rough time to be trans right now, give to her why dontcha? Please? Cool. Thanks.
gofund.me/db0ba09a7
gofund.me/db0ba09a7
You know those guys who watch Fight Club or Drive and are like “Literally Me 😎 “. There’s gotta be those kinds of guys for Beau is Afraid.
September 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You know those guys who watch Fight Club or Drive and are like “Literally Me 😎 “. There’s gotta be those kinds of guys for Beau is Afraid.
Pokémon opening but Animorphs cuss I can. This took embarrassingly long to edit.
August 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Pokémon opening but Animorphs cuss I can. This took embarrassingly long to edit.
Lotta people after watching WEAPONS get fixated on the “and they never came back” part from the trailer/opening of the movie. I get it. Lotta people feel lied to. About That part. Not the part where the kid said it’s a “True Story”.
August 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Lotta people after watching WEAPONS get fixated on the “and they never came back” part from the trailer/opening of the movie. I get it. Lotta people feel lied to. About That part. Not the part where the kid said it’s a “True Story”.
It’s funny that Ronald McDonald has gone missing for 11 years and nobody noticed. When someone’s kidnapped by a clown it’s national news, when a clown goes missing, 🤷♀️
August 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It’s funny that Ronald McDonald has gone missing for 11 years and nobody noticed. When someone’s kidnapped by a clown it’s national news, when a clown goes missing, 🤷♀️
4 out of 5 dentists agree that White Lotus is overrated.
July 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
4 out of 5 dentists agree that White Lotus is overrated.
Aside from Bret Hart, I dunno why y’all so happy Hulk Hogan died.
July 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Aside from Bret Hart, I dunno why y’all so happy Hulk Hogan died.
Maybe TikTok ISN’T just the most brain rotted folks of every political spectrum spewing ridiculous nonsense. Let’s see.
*Checks*
Ok… 1st tik is of a guy saying trans flag are occult symbols … and the other is someone comparing Ready Player One to Mein Kampf… Next, a Shrek cake-
*Turns off phone*
*Checks*
Ok… 1st tik is of a guy saying trans flag are occult symbols … and the other is someone comparing Ready Player One to Mein Kampf… Next, a Shrek cake-
*Turns off phone*
July 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Maybe TikTok ISN’T just the most brain rotted folks of every political spectrum spewing ridiculous nonsense. Let’s see.
*Checks*
Ok… 1st tik is of a guy saying trans flag are occult symbols … and the other is someone comparing Ready Player One to Mein Kampf… Next, a Shrek cake-
*Turns off phone*
*Checks*
Ok… 1st tik is of a guy saying trans flag are occult symbols … and the other is someone comparing Ready Player One to Mein Kampf… Next, a Shrek cake-
*Turns off phone*
July 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
idea for an SNL sketch.
Someone: “Hey, everybody. Got the Epstein List right here.”
Bobby Moynihan as little boy who was really into Little Fockers in that one sketch: “WHAT?! The REAL One?!?? 😃”
That’s all I got so far.
Someone: “Hey, everybody. Got the Epstein List right here.”
Bobby Moynihan as little boy who was really into Little Fockers in that one sketch: “WHAT?! The REAL One?!?? 😃”
That’s all I got so far.
July 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
idea for an SNL sketch.
Someone: “Hey, everybody. Got the Epstein List right here.”
Bobby Moynihan as little boy who was really into Little Fockers in that one sketch: “WHAT?! The REAL One?!?? 😃”
That’s all I got so far.
Someone: “Hey, everybody. Got the Epstein List right here.”
Bobby Moynihan as little boy who was really into Little Fockers in that one sketch: “WHAT?! The REAL One?!?? 😃”
That’s all I got so far.
I feel like Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Road Chip canonically explains the origin story of The Jokester (arch enemy of Batmunk.)
July 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I feel like Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Road Chip canonically explains the origin story of The Jokester (arch enemy of Batmunk.)
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"Yup, there's your problem. You've mistaken arbitrary norms specific to your social group for sacred immutable truths and it has driven you insane."
July 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Yup, there's your problem. You've mistaken arbitrary norms specific to your social group for sacred immutable truths and it has driven you insane."
More like The Fuck It List, amirite?
July 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
More like The Fuck It List, amirite?
June 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My only problem with A Goofy Movie: It’s a Goof Troop road trip movie. Shoulda been called The Goof Trip.
April 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My only problem with A Goofy Movie: It’s a Goof Troop road trip movie. Shoulda been called The Goof Trip.
Man, new Tony Hawk Game. New Daredevil. New threat of World War III. THE 2000’s ARE BACK BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
March 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Man, new Tony Hawk Game. New Daredevil. New threat of World War III. THE 2000’s ARE BACK BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
I’m gonna say it. Y’all don’t deserve a Shrek 5.
February 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’m gonna say it. Y’all don’t deserve a Shrek 5.
Reposted by Nicholas Mata
👽 New comic: Alien Landing 👽
February 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
👽 New comic: Alien Landing 👽
I was watching the first two episodes of Amazon’s REACHER and kept snarking that the main actor is a gigantic muscle monster but got the face of Thad from Blue Mountain State and then looked it up and HOLY SHIT IT IS THAD FROM BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE!
February 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I was watching the first two episodes of Amazon’s REACHER and kept snarking that the main actor is a gigantic muscle monster but got the face of Thad from Blue Mountain State and then looked it up and HOLY SHIT IT IS THAD FROM BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE!