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Award-Winning Narrator who wants to read your book

He/him
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how it feels to drive at night with astigmatism:
January 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I burp a lot while reading
I lie at great length about things that matter to me.
December 31, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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I know this might be shocking to some but women can be the protagonist in your video games and they don't need to meet your requirements for beauty

Last time I checked the only requirement for a game is being fun

Samus is giving yall side eye
December 15, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I'm so glad Balatro came out after I quit my full-time IT job, because my bathroom breaks were long enough as it was.
December 11, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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Looking for my people here. Are you any of these things? If so, let's follow each other!
*Narrator
*Writer
*Producer
*Actor
*Artist
*Sourdough Maker
*Baker (I was once on Nailed It!)
*Forager
*Mushroom Enthusiast
*Book Lover
*Dreamer
*Quirky/anxious
December 4, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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I know this makes me sound like an old fuddy duddy, but making my favorite animation list makes me realize just how much I miss hand drawn animation. The little imperfections, the warmth, the lines squiggling here and there. You could feel the humanity in every frame. Everything looks so clean now.
December 2, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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Why? Let these people rest in peace. They did not consent to this. And as a fan, how is a poor imitation supposed to compare with the real live artist who infuses their storytelling with empathy and experience? What are we even doing here? #Audiobooks #Narration

www.eweek.com/news/jerry-g...
Jerry Garcia’s AI Voice Debuts in ElevenLabs' Audiobook App
Jerry Garcia AI voice debuts via Eleven Labs, letting fans hear the Grateful Dead icon narrate books, articles, and more in 32 languages.
www.eweek.com
November 26, 2024 at 7:10 AM
I can't take it anymore ya'll. Give us back intermissions!! I'm over 30, I can't sit down for 3 hours and not pee 😭
November 24, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Audiobook narrator: The cup should hold no carbonated beverage and should be kept well away from the mic
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Copy editor: The cup is half-full or half-empty, and a sentence should conclude with a period.
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Physicist: Assume a spherical cup in a vacuum
November 23, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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Optimist: The cup is half full

Pessimist: The cup is half empty

Audiobook narrator: “The cup is—“ [Interrupted by loud stomach rumbles]
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Audiobook narrator: The cup should hold no carbonated beverage and should be kept well away from the mic
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Copy editor: The cup is half-full or half-empty, and a sentence should conclude with a period.
November 24, 2024 at 9:29 AM
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It’s that there’s no one to make fun of or harass there anymore
They've realized there's nothing worth sticking around for on Xitter so they're trying to migrate here now
November 23, 2024 at 7:09 PM
My partner put on a random croissant-making documentary and asked me to voice over it. I of course have no idea what I'm looking at so it goes about how you'd expect 😂
November 22, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
November 22, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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Hi Folks! This is my first Bluesky post! Check out my books!

www.amazon.com/stores/Rande...
November 17, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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Man, a lot of you all are really talented!
October 20, 2024 at 1:44 PM
hey bluesky I'm an audiobook narrator and I burp in my booth a lot
October 21, 2024 at 10:58 PM