Nick Shitty
@nickshitty.bsky.social
you don't get more firetrucks than that
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Nick Shitty
@nickshitty.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Soccer is like life. If we want to win, we are going to have to get the ball out of the net. We don't want to say that our teammates have gotten the ball. We've done it before with our fans.
You don't get more firetrucks than that.
March 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You don't get more firetrucks than that.
Last night my uncle stole my credit card and bought a boat.
December 31, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Last night my uncle stole my credit card and bought a boat.
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We need a Revolution of the Normies.
I’m not being glib. This is a literal war between two different realities, one where a cabal of psychopathic cult leaders and messianic oligarchs enslaves us — and the other where we get a grip and destroy them instead.
I’m not being glib. This is a literal war between two different realities, one where a cabal of psychopathic cult leaders and messianic oligarchs enslaves us — and the other where we get a grip and destroy them instead.
November 16, 2024 at 10:56 PM
We need a Revolution of the Normies.
I’m not being glib. This is a literal war between two different realities, one where a cabal of psychopathic cult leaders and messianic oligarchs enslaves us — and the other where we get a grip and destroy them instead.
I’m not being glib. This is a literal war between two different realities, one where a cabal of psychopathic cult leaders and messianic oligarchs enslaves us — and the other where we get a grip and destroy them instead.
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Him: What are the neighbors’ names again? The couple next door?
Me: Duncan and Angus.
Him: Not the dogs, the people.
Me: Why the fuck would I know that?
Me: Duncan and Angus.
Him: Not the dogs, the people.
Me: Why the fuck would I know that?
November 14, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Him: What are the neighbors’ names again? The couple next door?
Me: Duncan and Angus.
Him: Not the dogs, the people.
Me: Why the fuck would I know that?
Me: Duncan and Angus.
Him: Not the dogs, the people.
Me: Why the fuck would I know that?
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now following 999 accounts so the next one gotta be a real banger
November 14, 2024 at 12:11 PM
now following 999 accounts so the next one gotta be a real banger
This post is like having sex with a shark!
This is NOT over yet. It's just not. I can leave paperwork that says "It's Over" to be opened upon my death. Until such time, I'll be damned if I f*cking accept that this experiment is over. Not one cell of my body can get behind that.
November 14, 2024 at 6:40 PM
This post is like having sex with a shark!
I drove my Subaru in a supernova. I could see through its foggy sky as people ran by. The air was hot but just warm enough for a baby.
November 13, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I drove my Subaru in a supernova. I could see through its foggy sky as people ran by. The air was hot but just warm enough for a baby.
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I was looking for Thanksgiving Dinner And Sparta, but this is off the hook!
For those interested, I'd invite you to subscribe to The Jack Hopkins Show Podcast on Youtube:
www.youtube.com/@TheRealJack...
www.youtube.com/@TheRealJack...
Jack Hopkins
Welcome to Jack Hopkins, where I challenge traditional thinking and explore how to experience life more joyfully, resiliently, and productively. I use my knowledge of human behavior to engage with gue...
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2024 at 3:25 AM
I was looking for Thanksgiving Dinner And Sparta, but this is off the hook!
Reposted by Nick Shitty
For those interested, I'd invite you to subscribe to The Jack Hopkins Show Podcast on Youtube:
www.youtube.com/@TheRealJack...
www.youtube.com/@TheRealJack...
Jack Hopkins
Welcome to Jack Hopkins, where I challenge traditional thinking and explore how to experience life more joyfully, resiliently, and productively. I use my knowledge of human behavior to engage with gue...
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2024 at 12:18 AM
For those interested, I'd invite you to subscribe to The Jack Hopkins Show Podcast on Youtube:
www.youtube.com/@TheRealJack...
www.youtube.com/@TheRealJack...
Soccer is like life. If we want to win, we are going to have to get the ball out of the net. We don't want to say that our teammates have gotten the ball. We've done it before with our fans.
November 9, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Soccer is like life. If we want to win, we are going to have to get the ball out of the net. We don't want to say that our teammates have gotten the ball. We've done it before with our fans.