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Blitzkrieg Bob
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I found a picture of you—
Those were the happiest days of my life
The U.S. is not signatory to the ICC (The Hague) so we're on our own!
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Very true!
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
But did you cast her horoscope or read her tea leaves?
November 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“Mission: Logistically Problematic”
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – not Abraham Lincoln
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I know, I'm just saying that most of the men who wrote the Constitution were not immigrants.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Blessed are the cheesemakers 🧀
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Well, they are, actually. The biggest cut in his winnings is from taking the lump sum payout of $995 million, which was taxed at 37%, the top bracket, the same one billionaires pay.
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I would have guessed Count Chocula... the cereal that crumbles to dust in the morning sun.
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Well, most of the "Founding Fathers" were born in America, decades after the Mayflower sailed.
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This is a popular meme, but there's no evidence Madison ever said it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
This is a popular meme, but there's no evidence Madison ever said it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
He once related an amusing anecdote about being recognized by a couple of boys while he was out walking.

“Hey! It’s that geezer from Star Wars,” they said.

He shot back: “That’s SIR Geezer to you!”
a man with a beard is standing in the desert and says well of course i know him . he 's me .
Alt: from the movie 'Star Wars' (1977) - Ben Kenobi (Sir Alec Guinness) says ``Well, of course I know him. He's me.''
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
HALF empty! My God, what kind of cat mom are you?? 🙀
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Did this one back in 2008...
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The great Oracle of Campbell
a bowl of tomato soup with the words get a job written in pasta
ALT: a bowl of tomato soup with the words get a job written in pasta
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 AM
AI assistant cannot help you here...
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The Rainmaker
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Having to shred your own cheese is really grating
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM