Blitzkrieg Bob
@nicksterj.bsky.social
There once was a man from Nantucket, whose reputation was greatly exaggerated.
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![Eric Idle: I think basically what we were doing was laughing at the authoritarian figures we grew up under. […] …you know it’s nonsense, this assumed authority that’s been given to you by teachers, by military figures, by police, by judges, and it’s all pretending – ``we know what’s going on on this plane'' – and it’s all bullshit, and I think that Python was quite good at getting rid of those inhibitions, and I think it’s why it’s still appealing to the young.''](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sl23nauvaoiwuvlo37alxee5/bafkreibkbpwdvu4os4prvfvyz4jcd2brfhzvgzidcgh4pw7xekk3jwu67q@jpeg)
Me, after I try to flirt
November 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Me, after I try to flirt
SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
SUPPORT SMALL ARTISTS
Just a brief PSA: the expression is "tell me without saying it," NOT “tell me without telling me” e.g. “tell me you’ve never golfed before, without saying you’ve never golfed before.”
Sorry, this mistake always grates on me!
Sorry, this mistake always grates on me!
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Just a brief PSA: the expression is "tell me without saying it," NOT “tell me without telling me” e.g. “tell me you’ve never golfed before, without saying you’ve never golfed before.”
Sorry, this mistake always grates on me!
Sorry, this mistake always grates on me!
Fiona Apple Crumble
Gladys Knight and the Pippi Longstockings
Pink Floyd Cramer
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Fiona Apple Crumble
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer."
Share a TV series from the 1960s you love
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Share a TV series from the 1960s you love
If someone asks for your opinion in a meeting, throw back your head and shout “AH HA HA, FOOLISH MORTALS!”
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If someone asks for your opinion in a meeting, throw back your head and shout “AH HA HA, FOOLISH MORTALS!”
If you see this post egg 🍳
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
If you see this post egg 🍳
A Ford-only junkyard named 'Dearborn Departed'
A VW junkyard names The Rabbit Hole
A Honda only junkyard named Civic Doody.
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
A Ford-only junkyard named 'Dearborn Departed'
Patriot Missile, maybe.
Something tells me you didn't think this one through, George.
Something tells me you didn't think this one through, George.
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Patriot Missile, maybe.
Something tells me you didn't think this one through, George.
Something tells me you didn't think this one through, George.
“I could smell the onions and the mustard”
November 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“I could smell the onions and the mustard”
Narrator: “But Stormtrooper KE-829 never did get to see the new BT-16.”
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Narrator: “But Stormtrooper KE-829 never did get to see the new BT-16.”
Tagging @frankconniff.bsky.social and @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Tagging @frankconniff.bsky.social and @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
Just another sad commentary on the world we now live in. I visited a college library, and it was not open to the public. The doors are locked at institutions of higher learning.
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Just another sad commentary on the world we now live in. I visited a college library, and it was not open to the public. The doors are locked at institutions of higher learning.
Post something random and you'll have an awful November
November 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Post something random and you'll have an awful November
I have to say, I really don’t care for biopics.
They are mostly cheesy, melodramatic, overacted, cherry-picked caricatures of the celebrities they claim to celebrate, focusing mostly on the negative and playing up interpersonal conflict without really digging below the surface. Just FYI!
They are mostly cheesy, melodramatic, overacted, cherry-picked caricatures of the celebrities they claim to celebrate, focusing mostly on the negative and playing up interpersonal conflict without really digging below the surface. Just FYI!
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I have to say, I really don’t care for biopics.
They are mostly cheesy, melodramatic, overacted, cherry-picked caricatures of the celebrities they claim to celebrate, focusing mostly on the negative and playing up interpersonal conflict without really digging below the surface. Just FYI!
They are mostly cheesy, melodramatic, overacted, cherry-picked caricatures of the celebrities they claim to celebrate, focusing mostly on the negative and playing up interpersonal conflict without really digging below the surface. Just FYI!
I just found out NaNoWriMo is defunct. 😕
But you can still write a novel in November! Nothing can stop you. 🤓📖
But you can still write a novel in November! Nothing can stop you. 🤓📖
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I just found out NaNoWriMo is defunct. 😕
But you can still write a novel in November! Nothing can stop you. 🤓📖
But you can still write a novel in November! Nothing can stop you. 🤓📖
Drop something PINK 💄 🎀 🖤 🌸 👙
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Drop something PINK 💄 🎀 🖤 🌸 👙
Damn your earworm! Now I have to listen to “Thriller” to rinse it out...
October 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Damn your earworm! Now I have to listen to “Thriller” to rinse it out...
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers". 🤖
October 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers". 🤖
Watching educational videos but like a zombie. 🧟♂️
Dancing to the beat of my own drum, but creepily
Selling car parts, but demonically.
October 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Watching educational videos but like a zombie. 🧟♂️
The question on all our minds: Is she a sweet woman from the city, or a woman from Sweet City?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqdf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqdf...
Sweet City Woman by Stampeders (Official Video)
YouTube video by Stampeders
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The question on all our minds: Is she a sweet woman from the city, or a woman from Sweet City?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqdf...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqdf...
I dreamt that I was working delivery (on an adult tricycle) for “GrebGrub,” a company that “uses only ethically sourced tobacco.” 👀
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I dreamt that I was working delivery (on an adult tricycle) for “GrebGrub,” a company that “uses only ethically sourced tobacco.” 👀
“Business is a good game—lots of competition and a minimum of rules. You keep score with money.” – Nolan Bushnell
October 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“Business is a good game—lots of competition and a minimum of rules. You keep score with money.” – Nolan Bushnell