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A peddler in sarcasm, irony and the dismantlement of egos. Other than that a friendly sort calling out injustices and bigotry.
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Magazine tip: Convince your neighbours that you are having hot dogs for tea by opening the kitchen windows, frying up some onions and shouting out "How many hot dogs do you want?" to imaginary guests. Phillipa Mathers, Bath
September 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Magazine Letter: I recently saw on a nature program that the mosquito is the most dangerous creature in the animal world. Well I'd like to see someone take out a lion or an alligator with a rolled-up copy of Gardeners' World. Foz, Neston
September 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Viz Top Tip: Save money on expensive oysters by drinking seawater from an ashtray. Mark Sirman, Sheepey
August 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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August 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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I LOVE the new McDonalds adverts in which they show where their eggs and fries come from. I can't wait for the one where they show a cow getting stunned and minced up. Norris Norwood, Colchester
August 22, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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CANT find a torch and need to see in the attic? Simply put an extension lead onto your fridge, then manoeuvre it into the attic and open the door. Chris Heel, Newbridge
July 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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MY local sports shop has a whole section of clubs dedicated to left-handed golfers, yet none for us right-handed players. Once again, we see big business pandering to the left- handed minority. Mr S Andrews, Bristol
July 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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FIND punctures quickly without needing to dunk your inner tube in a bowl of water by filling your tyres with cooked porridge instead of air and looking over your tyre for bits of milk or oats. Edgar Golem, Wivenhoe
July 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Hooray, it's Private Eye week 🎉

Will John Torode and Gregg Wallace be featuring in a follow up #Masterchef cover to issue 1638 from December?

You can find out this Wednesday, available from all good newsagents

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July 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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MATHEMATICIANS. Seven times pi is a very useful approximation of the number 22. Jonathan, Kensington
June 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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KNOCK a third off your energy bill by importing all your electrical appliances from continental Europe, and plugging them in with a 2-pin to 3-pin adapter. Jason Crease, Cambridge
June 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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HOW COME mouldy bread is bad for you but blue cheese, which is riddled with the stuff, is okay? It seems to me like it's one rule for Rhizopus stolonifer and another for Penicillium roqueforti. Eldon Furse, email
June 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I RECENTLY started writing a musical about Brenda Blethyn simply called Brenda. However, I had to stop because I realised that I know nothing about her, and in addition, I can't write music. Michael Mathew, Watford
May 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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A Top Tip: When washing your car and a 'comedian' neighbour tells you that you can wash his car next, simply spray him with the hose and tell him to get fucked. Peter Busby, Perth
May 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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DOG owners. Experience the feel- ing of being a priest by saying: "The body of Christ" every time you hand your mutt a dog biscuit. Paul Doolan, London
May 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Change your computer password into a line of star symbols so you can see it as you type it in. Honker Bill, Manchester
May 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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One for the dreamers
Crystal Palace – 2024/25 FA Cup champions! - News - Crystal Palace F.C.
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May 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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TO REMEMBER the 8 planets of the Solar System I use the mnemonic "After Dinner Did A Great Big Shit." It's easy to remember, but unfortunately none of the intitial letters of the words correspond to the names of a planet except 'S', and I can never remember the name of that one. J Brown, Edinburgh
May 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Eze does it: England footballer wins celebrity chess tournament
Eze does it: England footballer wins celebrity chess tournament
* Crystal Palace star beats YouTuber Sapnap in final * Eze was taught chess by Michael Olise at training ground Eberechi Eze has followed up his starring role in Crystal Palace’s FA Cup semi-final win with another personal success: first place in an online celebrity chess tournament. The 26-year-old England international, who scored as Palace beat Villa 3-0 at Wembley last month, won Chess.com’s four-day, 12-player amateur PogChamps tournament, involving athletes and content creators. Continue reading...
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May 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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CAN'T be bothered to vacuum, but want to make it look like you did? Simply drag the unplugged hoover over all your rugs and carpets to leave streaks for all to see. Jackie Turner, Eastbourne
April 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Matchday Gallery: The best photos as Palace thump Villa - News - Crystal Palace F.C.
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April 30, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Could I just say a quick thank you to the person who owned my house in the early 80s and decided to glue woodchip wallpaper to the entire house? Also a thank you to the 2 owners since who glossed over it several times. I hope you enjoyed your Easter as much as I did. Andy Bryant, e-mail
April 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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AS AN owner of two dogs, I think it is very unfair that they are often described as shit machines. They also piss on things and bark all the fucking time as well. Eldon Furse, email
April 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Damage to health in UK - and to some extent in EU - is an underestimated Brexit effect and an area the current reset of EU-UK relations should have at the top of the agenda.... www.theguardian.com/science/2025...
NHS cancer patients denied life-saving drugs due to Brexit costs, report finds
Exclusive: Britons found to have ‘lost out’ while rest of Europe benefits from golden age of research and treatments
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April 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM