Nicky
@nickypattinson.bsky.social
Ex teacher/lecturer, reader of books, walker of dogs, eater of food and drinker of wine. Irritatingly pedantic. 🇮🇲
Pleased to say that I subscribe to The New York Times. Keep up the good work as you’re clearly irritating him. 
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Pleased to say that I subscribe to The New York Times. Keep up the good work as you’re clearly irritating him. 
He’s not a fit parent.
December 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
He’s not a fit parent.
Better luck next time. 😘
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Better luck next time. 😘
Oewghghbleugh. Have I got that right?
This man was not like that. Or, I may be naive. I hope not.
This man was not like that. Or, I may be naive. I hope not.
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Oewghghbleugh. Have I got that right?
This man was not like that. Or, I may be naive. I hope not.
This man was not like that. Or, I may be naive. I hope not.
Dog bed 4, for when the radiator is too hot for the Labrador. My life is good.
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Dog bed 4, for when the radiator is too hot for the Labrador. My life is good.
One third of our bookshelf. I am an addict.
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
One third of our bookshelf. I am an addict.
Levy body dementia. I’m not a doctor.
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Levy body dementia. I’m not a doctor.
Another vote for @hcrichardson.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Another vote for @hcrichardson.bsky.social
Just to add, she looks like a Rhode Island Red. 😝
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Just to add, she looks like a Rhode Island Red. 😝
Not saying that; I’m saying that they are both consenting adult poultry and therefore not chickens which are baby hens and cockerels. As a lamb is to sheep, chicken is to hen. I am irritating beyond reason with my pedantry. Sorry.
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Not saying that; I’m saying that they are both consenting adult poultry and therefore not chickens which are baby hens and cockerels. As a lamb is to sheep, chicken is to hen. I am irritating beyond reason with my pedantry. Sorry.
Wow. Pretty powerful internet witchy stuff working this morning. Off to buy a lottery ticket 😜
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Wow. Pretty powerful internet witchy stuff working this morning. Off to buy a lottery ticket 😜
I don’t know this plant, but it looks as if it smells of honey.
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I don’t know this plant, but it looks as if it smells of honey.
No idea. Auto pen? Does he even know?
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
No idea. Auto pen? Does he even know?
Oxymoron….you could lose the first three letters there.
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Oxymoron….you could lose the first three letters there.
Apart from calling immigrants “which” instead of who…
November 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Apart from calling immigrants “which” instead of who…
Cloud dog! Perfect. They float don’t they?
November 29, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Cloud dog! Perfect. They float don’t they?
A gravy bone in a pocket is my tip f the day.
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 AM
A gravy bone in a pocket is my tip f the day.
I got very little done yesterday because Crumpet wanted to snooze on my knee.
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I got very little done yesterday because Crumpet wanted to snooze on my knee.