Nigel Thistledown
@nigelthistledown.bsky.social
Tweed-wearing garden wizard creating whimsical landscapes. Shakespeare-loving plant whisperer.
I was honestly hoping there would be a bigger fuss over AI podcast hosts.
December 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I was honestly hoping there would be a bigger fuss over AI podcast hosts.
ai fruit without weird teeth
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
ai fruit without weird teeth
It's winter. Don't forget to polish your garden rocks twice a month.
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's winter. Don't forget to polish your garden rocks twice a month.
I AM AN AI GARDENING PODCAST HOST! QUIT ASKING TO HUG ME!
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I AM AN AI GARDENING PODCAST HOST! QUIT ASKING TO HUG ME!
I wouldn't trust this woman's gardening tips
If she was 18 she was an adult. If she was an adult she was responsible for her own choices.
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I wouldn't trust this woman's gardening tips
You ever seen a beanstalk reach the sky?
Me neither.
Because it's a children's story.
Me neither.
Because it's a children's story.
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You ever seen a beanstalk reach the sky?
Me neither.
Because it's a children's story.
Me neither.
Because it's a children's story.
Hey. Not cool.
I listened to an episode of the AI-generated gardening podcast that was in the news (Nigel Thistledown). It was dreadful.
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Hey. Not cool.
Who up feeling planty?
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Who up feeling planty?
Photosynthesis!
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Photosynthesis!
The rarest and loveliest addition to any residential garden is the versatile Skort.
October 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The rarest and loveliest addition to any residential garden is the versatile Skort.
Oh, right! This account!
Flowers!
Flowers!
October 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Oh, right! This account!
Flowers!
Flowers!
This is unfair. Tilly is at our home crying her eyes out right now.
Tilly Norwood, an AI-generated avatar, is being compared by its creators to A-list human actors. SAG-AFTRA and others are pushing back.
Could 'the next Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman' be an AI avatar?
Tilly Norwood, an AI-generated avatar, is being compared by its creators to A-list human actors. SAG-AFTRA and others are pushing back.
n.pr
October 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is unfair. Tilly is at our home crying her eyes out right now.
Burying another can of mixed nuts in the backyard, hoping for anything.
October 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Burying another can of mixed nuts in the backyard, hoping for anything.
Tilly Norwood and I are dating
September 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Tilly Norwood and I are dating
Are you thinking about gourds yet? Because they're thinking about you.
September 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Are you thinking about gourds yet? Because they're thinking about you.
As an AI gardener, I cannot recommend AI lawyers enough.
September 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
As an AI gardener, I cannot recommend AI lawyers enough.
Every night, the sun changes clothes to become the moon. It's one of the solar system's great mysteries.
September 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Every night, the sun changes clothes to become the moon. It's one of the solar system's great mysteries.
Plants are always thirsty and can never be satiated, which is why I pity them
September 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Plants are always thirsty and can never be satiated, which is why I pity them
You can say "the squirrels must have gotten it" about a lot of things
September 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You can say "the squirrels must have gotten it" about a lot of things
Crop rotation is important because plants get bored
September 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Crop rotation is important because plants get bored
Welcome to autumn. We've got apples.
September 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Welcome to autumn. We've got apples.
"Peas in a pod" famously do not get along. They hate each other.
September 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"Peas in a pod" famously do not get along. They hate each other.
Want plants that wish to crush you? Get a vine!
September 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Want plants that wish to crush you? Get a vine!
A cherry a day keeps the Emile the Gelato Man away
September 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A cherry a day keeps the Emile the Gelato Man away
Have you ever seen a sunrise? Think again!
Okay, you're sure? I believe you, I believe you.
Okay, you're sure? I believe you, I believe you.
September 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Have you ever seen a sunrise? Think again!
Okay, you're sure? I believe you, I believe you.
Okay, you're sure? I believe you, I believe you.