Claire Splan
@clairesplan.bsky.social
Writer, editor, gardener. LostInTheWeeds.Substack.com
How do I train my cats to do this?
When your cat takes the family photo.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
How do I train my cats to do this?
How is this article not in The Onion @theonion.com?
In 2023 a photographer from the Newfoundland town of Dildo captured images of a penis-shaped iceberg off the Canadian coast in Conception Bay.
www.livescience.com/planet-earth...
www.livescience.com/planet-earth...
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
How is this article not in The Onion @theonion.com?
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Jimmy Kimmel to Trump tonight: "I'll go when you go, okay? We'll be a team. Let's ride off into the sunset together like butch Cassidy and the suntan kid. [ Laughter ] And until then, if I may borrow a phrase from you: 'quiet, piggy.'"
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Jimmy Kimmel to Trump tonight: "I'll go when you go, okay? We'll be a team. Let's ride off into the sunset together like butch Cassidy and the suntan kid. [ Laughter ] And until then, if I may borrow a phrase from you: 'quiet, piggy.'"
Unbelievable.
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Unbelievable.
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
I look forward to hearing recent Catholic convert JD Vance's wisdom about how true Christianity means treating immigrants like garbage and that the Pope is just being woke.
Pope Leo denounces "extremely disrespectful" treatment of immigrants in U.S. www.axios.com/2025/11/19/p...
Pope Leo denounces "extremely disrespectful" treatment of immigrants in U.S.
"We have to look for ways of treating people humanely, treating people with the dignity that they have."
www.axios.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I look forward to hearing recent Catholic convert JD Vance's wisdom about how true Christianity means treating immigrants like garbage and that the Pope is just being woke.
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Wow. I am so not interested in the "poor Olivia Nuzzi" takes. If she feels she was preyed upon, let her claim it. So many people trying to make the case for her is weird and missing the salient point--she was a journalist who slept with her sources/subjects. And got bigger and better jobs all along.
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Wow. I am so not interested in the "poor Olivia Nuzzi" takes. If she feels she was preyed upon, let her claim it. So many people trying to make the case for her is weird and missing the salient point--she was a journalist who slept with her sources/subjects. And got bigger and better jobs all along.
Sometimes the metaphors are just right there for the picking.
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Sometimes the metaphors are just right there for the picking.
Blah blah blah religious liberty blah blah blah
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Blah blah blah religious liberty blah blah blah
When I read excerpts from Olivia Nuzzi's book, I couldn't help thinking about how bad and overwrought the writing was. Then I read Part 1 of Ryan Lizza's Substack about their relationship, and I couldn't help thinking that Nuzzi really has some serious daddy issues.
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
When I read excerpts from Olivia Nuzzi's book, I couldn't help thinking about how bad and overwrought the writing was. Then I read Part 1 of Ryan Lizza's Substack about their relationship, and I couldn't help thinking that Nuzzi really has some serious daddy issues.
"Quiet time in the labor market"--otherwise known as increasing unemployment.
Nice try, Kev.
Nice try, Kev.
Kevin Hassett: "I think there could be a little bit of an almost quiet time in the labor market, because firms are finding that AI is making their workers so productive that they don't necessarily have to hire the new kids out of college and so on."
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Quiet time in the labor market"--otherwise known as increasing unemployment.
Nice try, Kev.
Nice try, Kev.
Always the kind of holiday tips you can expect to hear when the economy is going gangbusters as Trump and the Republicans claim.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Always the kind of holiday tips you can expect to hear when the economy is going gangbusters as Trump and the Republicans claim.
Mothers shouldn’t lie to their children.
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Mothers shouldn’t lie to their children.
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Yes, that is her entire job description.
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Yes, that is her entire job description.
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The only person whose standard of living has improved during this Trump term is Ghislaine Maxwell.
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The only person whose standard of living has improved during this Trump term is Ghislaine Maxwell.
Wow! No exaggeration--this is great journalism and must-read reporting.
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Wow! No exaggeration--this is great journalism and must-read reporting.
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Ms. Leavitt, just because we can all see right through him, that doesn't mean he's being transparent.
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Ms. Leavitt, just because we can all see right through him, that doesn't mean he's being transparent.
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Has ANY elected official refreshed their call on Donald Trump to RESIGN immediately?
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Has ANY elected official refreshed their call on Donald Trump to RESIGN immediately?
Man, are we screwed!
Ingraham: Doesn't that show us that we’re too dependent on China?
Trump: We’re not dependent on China, we’re dependent on having a smart president
Trump: We’re not dependent on China, we’re dependent on having a smart president
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Man, are we screwed!
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Schumer can be removed from his Dem leadership role this week - 23 Dems (and/or independents) just have to vote to depose him
And they should, given this is his fault.
And they should, given this is his fault.
This is a lovely sentiment but Schumer isn't up for re-election until 2028 and he knows this. At which point he will be 77/78. There's no mechanism to recall a sitting senator AFAIK.
Let’s be clear: Chuck Schumer is the one ending this shutdown, no matter how the votes read.
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Schumer can be removed from his Dem leadership role this week - 23 Dems (and/or independents) just have to vote to depose him
And they should, given this is his fault.
And they should, given this is his fault.
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Hey Senate Dems, mike johnson said last week he WOULD NOT promise a vote on tax credits!!!
Do you know what a bill the passes the senate but doesn't pass the house is called?
It's called NOTHING!
The republicans wont even hang the January 6th plaque (which is already law) They played you.
Do you know what a bill the passes the senate but doesn't pass the house is called?
It's called NOTHING!
The republicans wont even hang the January 6th plaque (which is already law) They played you.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hey Senate Dems, mike johnson said last week he WOULD NOT promise a vote on tax credits!!!
Do you know what a bill the passes the senate but doesn't pass the house is called?
It's called NOTHING!
The republicans wont even hang the January 6th plaque (which is already law) They played you.
Do you know what a bill the passes the senate but doesn't pass the house is called?
It's called NOTHING!
The republicans wont even hang the January 6th plaque (which is already law) They played you.
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.