It still amazes me that the 21st Century used to be the far-future stuff of science fiction, and now we are a quarter of the way through it 🙂

(Someone does something unwise)
"Wow. You've really put the Managing Director of the Crystal Palace in the iguanadon's arse there, dude..."

AI uses em-dashes because it was fed a steady diet of [stolen] literary works in which em-dashes were—*gasp*—used. I am not giving it up, and anybody saying I should can kick rocks.

*registers domain, throws together quick site, sets up account for Daphne*

Head of the Illuminati: "Our plan is succeeding... the fools are all installing smart meters. Soon we will know exactly how much gas and electricity everyone is using! Mwahaha! ..... erm... remind me, why were we doing this again?"

Ah, now that is a good point indeed!

... also a good advert for Tupperware 🙂

I always plan around 2 weeks off over Christmas, and start it with a half day, so I finish at lunchtime. The joy of switching off the weekday alarm for a couple of weeks! 🙂