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Nigel Moss
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PHP web developer. Musician. RPM Challenge participant. He/him nigenet.org.uk blog.nigenet.org.uk nigenet.bandcamp.com https://mastodon.social/@nigenet Also on The Other Place with username nigenet
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Nigel Moss @nigenet.uk · Mar 1
My 2025 #RPMChallenge album "Full Circle" is now available. Written & recorded entirely during February 2025. Pay what you want, from £0.00 upwards! I hope you enjoy it 😃
#RPM2025
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Full Circle, by Nigel Moss
12 track album
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Red Sky At Night / Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social · 8h
I think that, had I ever been constipated to the point of hospitalisation by my own gluttony, I would not alert the media

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Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge
Nathan Rimmington ate his way through 3kg of sweets - and doctors were shocked he survived.
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Nigel Moss @nigenet.uk · 9h
Aha! 🙂

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Nigel Moss @nigenet.uk · 22h
Not even if your code's compiling?
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Nigel Moss @nigenet.uk · 22h
Well, that was a great evening! And definitely the first time I've seen a roll of parcel tape played live on stage! 🙂
#AmbientParcelTapeCore
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 1d
Famously, not paying the military has never caused negative consequences for regimes
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CNN @cnn.com · 1d
Top Republicans in Congress will take a massive gamble on shutdown politics in the coming days: GOP leaders will not step in to prevent missed paychecks to the military.
GOP leaders steadfast in shutdown stance despite rising pressure inside party | CNN Politics
Top Republicans in Congress will take a massive gamble on shutdown politics in the coming days: GOP leaders will not step in to prevent missed paychecks to the military.
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Nigel Moss @nigenet.uk · 1d
On the train to Manchester to see @warringtonruncorn.com and @kaylapainter.bsky.social at Stoller Hall 🙂

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Stoller Hall | Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan
Tickets sold out! Gordon Chapman-Fox’s Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan project sees a bold visual aesthetic and striking retro-futuristic...
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Nigel Moss @nigenet.uk · 1d
Aha! 🙂

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Oliver Bullough @oliverbullough.bsky.social · 1d
Looking like Chelsea FC? So, previously owned by a Russian oligarch, but now in hock to American hedge funds?
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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 2d
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 2d
if only he'd renamed it the DEPARTMENT OF PEACE
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 2d
I have two tickets for @warringtonruncorn.com in Manchester tomorrow but have been cruelly stricken with a sickness so can no longer go.

Free to anyone who wants to go - for a small donation to a charity that supports local refugees and asylum seekers.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d
Church Of England Names First Woman Leader https://theonion.com/church-of-england-names-first-woman-leader/
“Finally someone for the Pope to marry.” Caroline Bertone, Bunker Decorator
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Nigel Moss @nigenet.uk · 2d
It's so infuriating that something which should be so simple and straightforward can still be this complicated in 2025. Glad you got it sorted
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Nigel Moss @nigenet.uk · 2d
Good lord, that looks good! 😀
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Rhianna Pratchett @rhi.bsky.social · 5d
Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 5d
Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild
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Nigel Moss @nigenet.uk · 2d
Aha 🙂

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Nigel Moss @nigenet.uk · 2d
a close up of a stuffed animal wearing a santa hat looking at a christmas tree .
Alt: Animated gif of a red muppet. The camera zooms in on its face dramatically as it stares at something unseen, and then turns around and slowly walks away...
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Nigel Moss @nigenet.uk · 2d
Just went to look at Kraftwerk tickets for next year at Manchester Apollo... Cheapest tickets £108, to sit near the back of the circle... ehhhm, no thanks 😬
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Nigel Moss @nigenet.uk · 2d
Happy #BaconButtyFriday everyone! 🥓🙂
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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Oct 27
teashoesandhair on tumblr: "Stellar conversation on BBC Wales today" Caller: I live in America now, since the '80s, but I'm visiting family in Wales this week, and I thought I'd ring in. Host: Why did you move from Wales to America? Caller: I actually moved because of a woman. Host: Who's the lucky lady? Caller: Margaret Thatcher.
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EchoesAndDan @echoesanddan.bsky.social · 2d
I honestly had an Aussie tourist ask me if they were on the right train for Loogah Baroogah once.
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EchoesAndDan @echoesanddan.bsky.social · 2d
Loughborough.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 4d
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 3d
In my day, we called that 'dropping acid.' 🤷‍♀️
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Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 3d
A tearful Kim Robinson reports that God showed her that Charlie Kirk was rewarded with a horse ranch in Heaven and she saw "Charlie riding on a horse, with Jesus."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 2d
USDA Deactivates Nation’s Corn During Government Shutdown https://theonion.com/usda-deactivates-nations-corn-during-government-shutdown/
USDA Deactivates Nation’s Corn During Government Shutdown
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Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social · 3d
The dum dums won't stop.
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 3d
Justice Department lawyers reposted President Trump’s statements and may have inadvertently endangered their prosecution of Luigi Mangione, violating the judge’s explicit orders that DOJ employees refrain from public comment about the case. trib.al/b9U7CY1
DOJ in Trouble After Lawyers Reposted Trump Rants on Luigi Mangione
The Justice Department’s case against Luigi Mangione just hit a major obstacle.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 3d
We seem to have reached the ‘portraying the KKK in a negative light is controversial’ stage already.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 3d
Ubisoft canceled an ‘ASSASSINS CREED’ game set in the post-Civil War era

• Featured a Black Assassin who was formerly a slave

• Players would fight the emerging KKK

• Leadership canceled it after concerns with U.S. political climate & Yasuke backlash

(Source: www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...)
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