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nightmare-fueler.bsky.social
nightylamp
@nightmare-fueler.bsky.social
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Writer for The Economist i'll save everyone they/she · 28
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · Aug 1
[evil villain voice] shitposter.. we're not so different, you and i..
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⛧ fuckleberry jam ⚢ @ifuckedyr.mom · 3h
this… *gesturing broadly* this is all very silly
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 3h
every game should have a sex update
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 3h
Fields of Mistra: The Sex Update
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 3h
spiders?
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 3h
a thingamajig is a penis. no two ways about it.
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 3h
i'm going to buy a Steam Deck (deck for my yard that emits hot water vapor that boils its passengers alive like prawns in a pot)
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 3h
if you put the diet version in there it will be fine
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 3h
fortunately Bill Gates activated the 5G Covid-19 chip in everyone that kills white people so now the game has no market
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 3h
ok if someone has the key to the city does that mean they can just walk into my house? thats scary.
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 3h
Microsoft White Flight Simulator
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 3h
im watching the Director's Cup. you should check out the Director's Cup, its packed extra cups not included in the original.
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 5h
lets maintain eye contact with each other while we are locking in
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 5h
goon call?
goon call tonight queen?
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 6h
home now 👍
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 7h
stuck in dead car again 👍
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nightlight @endless-nightmares.bsky.social · 6h
#nofilter
me except i have car ears (my skin is naturally this flawless)
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 7h
stuck in dead car again 👍
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 8h
turning into a werewolf?
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 9h
To Do: Develop Grandpa Lunch
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 9h
do not ask me for a followback. i do not follow, i lead

[attempts lion roar]
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 9h
Descent into gladness
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 9h
my alphabet soup is just keysmashing at this point
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 9h
dont
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 9h
go ahead. but please understand i will have to kill you
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 9h
im going to college to study what it takes to be smarter than a 5th grader
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nightylamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 9h
wow, you'll have to be correct on everything
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