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nightmarefixer.bsky.social
Gaia's Favorite Rogue
@nightmarefixer.bsky.social
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Manwitch

(My skeets don't represent any companies, clubs, clans, coteries, cults, cabals, circles or cliques)

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Jake Peralta and Doug Judy back-to-back holding up microphones while singing. A screen for a karaoke machine behind them on a wall covered in blue streamers.
February 15, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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Guy Blank (Roberto Gari) in Strangers with Candy sitting frozen in a grotesque post stroke pose at a kitchen table with a bowl of fruit in front of him. A washer and dryer can be seen in an open closet behind him.
February 15, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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yellow flag with black image of "okay" kid who punched ICE kid
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Weapons (2025)
Still of Dennis Reynolds driving and eating a bowl of cereal with the text on the screen [laughter] -You dumb witch.
February 13, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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Framed photo of Doug Forcett from The Good Place
February 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
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Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Blonde Alien Queen in silver boots, black pants and a top with a boob window showing off her cleavage from The Phantom Empire. She holds as word in her right hand.
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 AM
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'How do you do fellow kids' meme with a gold masquerade mask crudely shopped on with the text "How do you do fellow humans? Does anyone have a phone charger?" on the bottom.
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 AM
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nightmarefixer skeet from 12/4/2024 Depraved self-loathing individuals with violent hearts who mostly want good things for other people.
February 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Swamp Thing cradling a content baby lamb in his arms under a beam of moonlight.
February 8, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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3D image of Funky Kong wearing a bandana, wraparounds, a tank top and a pair of cutoff jeans standing in an undetermined dark location.
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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The World Anti-Doping Agency has recovered some suspicious books from ski jumpers under investigation
Close up of a quartermaster holding a blue book with yellow letter that reads "Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby) By-" w/ a photo on the cover of a smiling Austin Powers holding up the penis pump.
February 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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NEWS FLASH ASSHOLE!
YOU WERE GETTING BAD PUBLICITY THE ENTIRE TIME!
A visibly enraged Dennis Reynolds shouting and brandishing a fire poker at Mac in a suburban living room.
February 5, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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People who never met Epstein getting name dropped in the files
Frank Reynolds holds his arms out on a stage with a curtain of silver and gold streamers behind him. He's wearing a tux and his makeup done by a mortician makes him look like a corpse.
February 4, 2026 at 6:38 AM
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🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader.
Profile shot of Jack Handey sitting in an armchair with a typewriter in his lap. An corkboard with ideas written on colorful pieces of paper pinned to it sits next to a closed window beside him.
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Empires will always throw their goons under the bus.
Dedra Meero (Denise Gough) sits in a white prison jumpsuit with orange patches on a sleeping platform in a white prison facility that she once sent prisoners too on behalf of the Empire.
February 3, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
The doll from the INTERPOL video w/ yellowed eyes and skin. One of his legs is off and sitting next to him on a surface covered by a black piece of fabric. A single sits in his lap, probably for scale, I don't think a stripper is involved but you never know.
January 31, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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ICE isn't ready for Santa Barbara
Screen grab from the TV show Psych of Shawn (James Roday Rodriguez) and Gus (Dulé Hill) looking at a trophy case slightly off screen. They're sharing half of a drifter costume between them. Shawn wearing the large coat and a fake full beard cut in half right down the middle and Gus wearing the scarf, cap and the other half of the beard.
January 28, 2026 at 11:15 PM
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The Expanse
Your private part is named after the last movie or TV show you watched. What is yours?
January 28, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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Charlie Kelly wearing an SS officers hat in a white tank top while sitting down to eat a bowl of coco puffs, probably while watching cartoons.
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Floppy orc man from Buffy
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 AM
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Wide shot from Six-String Samurai of Buddy (Jeffrey Falcon) walking down a dusty desert road with nothing but more desert visible ahead of him. He has a guitar slung over his shoulder an holds a tattered umbrella over his head as he scans the horizon.
January 23, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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No thank you, I'm already in deep with another morally dubious secret society.
Browser ad to join the Free Masons with hyperlinks to "Find Masonic Lodges" "FAQs" "What is Freemasonry?" The Masons logo is at the top.
January 22, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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Four panels of Arrested Development screen caps. The first is a close up of a hand holding a candy heart that reads "It's Wrong". The second is a close up of the same hand holding a candy heart that reads "Fat Chance". The third is the same hand holding a candy heart that reads "Maybe Tonight" with the captioned text reading "Maybe tonight. What are the chances?" The fourth is a bowl of candy hearts with seven arrows pointed to individual candies with the caption "Actually, Maybe Tonight was a very popular candy slogan and the chances were one in eight.
January 21, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace.”
Headshot of Thanos from the MCU with a blurry yet fiery looking background behind him.
January 19, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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Waiting on the administration to push H.D.P. on the US.
The Others as John Cena as John Cena in Pluribus showing off a carton of Human Derived Protein.
January 16, 2026 at 12:12 PM