Chad Groupon
@nightmarefixer.bsky.social
Manwitch
(My skeets don't represent any companies, clubs, clans, coteries, cults, cabals, circles or cliques)
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(My skeets don't represent any companies, clubs, clans, coteries, cults, cabals, circles or cliques)
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Chad Groupon
@nightmarefixer.bsky.social
· Oct 23
The only question I have for new followers is: Who sent you?
Was it upper management? The Byzantine? Some cosmic horror trying to pass as a person? A Sidhe with boundary issues? Art? Some clandestine knobs? That one guy who thinks he's an actual dragon? A vampire who can't take a joke? Gaia? etc.
Was it upper management? The Byzantine? Some cosmic horror trying to pass as a person? A Sidhe with boundary issues? Art? Some clandestine knobs? That one guy who thinks he's an actual dragon? A vampire who can't take a joke? Gaia? etc.
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“The chatbot tells you to kill yourself because you violated the TOS” is fucking diabolical.
Why does this company exist.
Why does this company exist.
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“The chatbot tells you to kill yourself because you violated the TOS” is fucking diabolical.
Why does this company exist.
Why does this company exist.
There's probably someone down there cranking it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
There's probably someone down there cranking it.
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In Billie Jean when he says about the kid “his eyes were like mine,” he meant these ones
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
In Billie Jean when he says about the kid “his eyes were like mine,” he meant these ones
"How wealth hoarding by Billionaires is costing the economy" would be a more accurate.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"How wealth hoarding by Billionaires is costing the economy" would be a more accurate.
The Internet allowed amateurs around the world to share their culinary inventions and family recipes. Way to fuck up food, you massive twats.
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The Internet allowed amateurs around the world to share their culinary inventions and family recipes. Way to fuck up food, you massive twats.
90's move that deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
90's move that deserves more love
Who let Randy Phantom out of ghost jail
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Who let Randy Phantom out of ghost jail
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“Put the cash in the bag and…. Wow! You’ve redecorated and I really like what you’ve done with the waiting area. And the pens are no longer on chains!” nypost.com/2025/11/24/u...
Texas bank robber busted after trying to rob same branch nearly a decade later
A convicted Texas bank robber has been arrested for trying to rob the same bank that led to him being locked up in federal prison for nearly a decade.
nypost.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“Put the cash in the bag and…. Wow! You’ve redecorated and I really like what you’ve done with the waiting area. And the pens are no longer on chains!” nypost.com/2025/11/24/u...
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eating a big plate of spätzle and weisswurst but frowning the whole time so nobody thinks I'm a Nazi
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
eating a big plate of spätzle and weisswurst but frowning the whole time so nobody thinks I'm a Nazi
I met the friends of a friend (who was amusingly ashamed of them) that spoke fondly of going out of their way to troll communities they're not apart of. They would each look for somewhere online to target and share it with each other then make a bunch of accounts to start harassment campaigns.
I don’t even think they buy the games, let alone play them. Who’s got time to play video games when you spend 80+ hours a week yelling about them?
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I met the friends of a friend (who was amusingly ashamed of them) that spoke fondly of going out of their way to troll communities they're not apart of. They would each look for somewhere online to target and share it with each other then make a bunch of accounts to start harassment campaigns.
Ahahaha
Wanna know how bad the Arizona legislator's petition forgeries were? Here's the examples from the Austin Smith indictment.
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Ahahaha
Not sure why this popped into my head. Maybe triggered by something in the never ending stream of horror that is the news.
I saw this with a German born citizen who gasped in shock when the banners dropped. I noticed the new cases on the wall, but I couldn't have guessed those banners were in there
I saw this with a German born citizen who gasped in shock when the banners dropped. I noticed the new cases on the wall, but I couldn't have guessed those banners were in there
![Josh Jacobs: Even as a manager, there was always like, "Okay, so it's Tuesday, and my job is to call the seamstress and ask her if she can make an eight-foot Nazi banner." And there's a legitimate reason for this, like it's the opening of Inglourious Basterds … She made me these four giant banners and then I built these four boxes that were magnetic, electromagnetic hinges on them, and then the scene in Inglourious Basterds, we put them on the wall at the Ritz. And then in Inglourious Basterds, when she walks out of the dressing room and walks out into her theater and sees all of the banners there, we unfurled them … And [director Quentin] Tarantino was there for the first screening of that, and he just went nuts. He loved it. It was amazing. Tim [League] loved it so much. He's like, "Let's do this for every [...]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r5fto47twsladcfwozw7ibce/bafkreihq7sysgpikdw4xh7ffudmni3szot5wpldmcahigba65lho7y7h4i@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Not sure why this popped into my head. Maybe triggered by something in the never ending stream of horror that is the news.
I saw this with a German born citizen who gasped in shock when the banners dropped. I noticed the new cases on the wall, but I couldn't have guessed those banners were in there
I saw this with a German born citizen who gasped in shock when the banners dropped. I noticed the new cases on the wall, but I couldn't have guessed those banners were in there
Every right leaning grifter is trying to slide in like Frank in the 70's www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP--...
It's Always Sunny - Frank's orgies in the 70's
YouTube video by jay_in_sc
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Every right leaning grifter is trying to slide in like Frank in the 70's www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP--...
You can tell a party is in crisis when they're reaching for the ShamWow guy.
“Shlomi told Fox News Digital in an interview Sunday that his decision to run for office was ultimately motivated by a desire to ‘destroy wokeism’ and as a tribute to the late Charlie Kirk, whom he called the original ‘woke buster.’”
The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
You can tell a party is in crisis when they're reaching for the ShamWow guy.
Yeah, sure I get what you're asking. I'll take one of the gold hubcaps over there.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Yeah, sure I get what you're asking. I'll take one of the gold hubcaps over there.
You want the sun blotted out? You want it blotted out with snakes? All you have to do is ask. I'll go wake up Typhon right now.
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
You want the sun blotted out? You want it blotted out with snakes? All you have to do is ask. I'll go wake up Typhon right now.
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Worth it, it's far better than every cinematic Star War made since 1980
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
Disney Spent More On ‘Andor’ Than Any Of Its ‘Star Wars’ Movies
Disney has revealed it spent $60.5 million on Star Wars streaming series Andor in 2024, giving the show a total cost of $705.5 million - far higher than the spending on any of the movies in the saga.
www.forbes.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Worth it, it's far better than every cinematic Star War made since 1980
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
www.forbes.com/sites/caroli...
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
lol
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
lol
They helped a white supremacist carry out a quiet ethnic cleansing so they should be prosecuted.
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
www.rawstory.com/doge-employe...
'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
www.rawstory.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
They helped a white supremacist carry out a quiet ethnic cleansing so they should be prosecuted.
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Anyone posted this one yet?
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Anyone posted this one yet?
Like is a strong word. Tolerate? Yeah. I can tolerate Hell.
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Like is a strong word. Tolerate? Yeah. I can tolerate Hell.
If we could have sent a charismatic New Yorker in there to get him to chill the fuck out all along we're going to look so dumb.
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If we could have sent a charismatic New Yorker in there to get him to chill the fuck out all along we're going to look so dumb.
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Zohran did a Charisma check and rolled a nat 20
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Zohran did a Charisma check and rolled a nat 20