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Joseph Cain

@nightmarefixer.bsky.social

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Manwitch (My skeets don't represent any companies, clubs, clans, coteries, cults, cabals, circles or cliques) https://signal.me/#eu/tXdicBOfpsuoVAq5Zd3ZCuJLAuWDHBmby2Vgw-Krq6owTl2nJdNFrrPzlb5zZO1s

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · Oct 23

The only question I have for new followers is: Who sent you?

Was it upper management? The Byzantine? Some cosmic horror trying to pass as a person? A Sidhe with boundary issues? Art? Some clandestine knobs? That one guy who thinks he's an actual dragon? A vampire who can't take a joke? Gaia? etc.

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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 46m

grimace is a totally different entity in the shadow realm

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s. eek smith 👻 @sesmith.lol · 3h

New era of shanties has arrived @erinbiba.bsky.social

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 57m

I knew he'd end up crying alone in a helicopter about it.

Defector @defector.com · 1d

Bill Burr keeps cycling through excuses for doing the Riyadh Comedy Festival: defector.com/bill-burr-ke...

Bill Burr Keeps Cycling Through Excuses For Doing The Riyadh Comedy Festival | Defector

By default, Bill Burr exists in a state of his ass being chapped, but clearly it’s been feeling more chapped than usual. The comedian has continued to address his decision to perform at the Riyadh…

defector.com

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 59m

This poster that showed up in schools had the opposite effect on me.

Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 1h

Sorry but they look rad as hell

Poster with a bunch of animals smoking and the caption “it looks just as stupid when you do it”

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 1h

I wondered if we were going to see a flood of frog costumes

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 1h

In my experience this drives the ghosts away, so they should be quite safe as long as they keep the music going! (Dancing helps.)

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 2h

Ian Carroll is a bad dude. He appears on Alex Jones and regularly dabbles in anti-semitic conspiracy theories about 9/11 and the holocaust.

If Ro Khanna is not only sharing his videos but sitting down to talk with him or his allies, something is fundamentally broken within the Democratic Party.

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 22h

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 5h

I ate a lot of shrimp during the radioactive shrimp scare. So if I suddenly gain the powers of a shrimp, we'll know why.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 5h

James Gunn writing the ending of a TV episode

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 6h

Jeez I wonder what it’s like to go to work and be shot at and attacked by masked militants who seem like they want to kill you.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 5h

what the fuck lmao finger fully on the trigger

Juliette Rihl @julietterihl.bsky.social · 13h

I don’t usually cover breaking news, but this story is truly wild.

A pastor in central PA brought an AR-15 to church and pointed it at people during his sermon. Gun safety experts and internet commentators are, predictably, not happy!

(Paywall free link below)

www.pennlive.com/news/2025/10...

Dauphin County pastor under fire for pointing assault-style rifle during sermon

In a move experts called a serious safety violation, he pointed the unloaded weapon at churchgoers, while asking for a 'violent action of faith.'

www.pennlive.com

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 9h

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 6h

Danny McBride ass president

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 7h

Can we please get our $20 billion back?

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 7h

Oh yeah, I'm referring to pure pugilism.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 7h

Joints are the true windows to the soul.

Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 26d

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ForcefemStalin69 @chasershibari.com · 21h

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 9h

Poverty in America is a bipartisan policy choice.

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 9h

News from the Authoritarians Club: the US Treasury has finalised a $20 billion currency swap with Argentina and directly bought Argentine pesos to help stabilise the country’s economy.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 9h

Turns out a key component in immortality is the planet liking you. Too bad for the technofeudalists trashing the place.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 9h

Starting a channel where I rank my deaths from the most horrible to the least.

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 9h

Possessed in a way that the demons are trying to escape me

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 10h

I hope the horse is okay. Or that it was a dick, at least.

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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.bsky.social · 11h

This isn't a "why can't we all get along" kumbaya moment. Its a moment to understand all the ways in which the people who created OpenAI, Anthropic etc claiming that their machine god will bring utopia, are the actual "existential risks" to humanity.

Raising billions of dollars to "save humanity."

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“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · 11h

So far they’re just rolling out a Reichstag decree without even bothering to do any actual Reichstag fire incident - they’re simply sloppily editing a few non-incident videos and turning the algorithm dial up all the way to SCREAMFUCK to the mind controlled 20%ers that it’s now necessary to do Nazi.

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 11h