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December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
@chiroetsn.xyz how the fuck do you willingly stay in that godforsaken country
“Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.”

Via ABC News
August 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Coming Soon
May 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
He did not fucking say this. But honestly, I wouldn't mind if he did.
You know… I don’t ask. I take. Desires surrender at my touch, promises shatter beneath my gaze. If I want you, there will be no escape. It will be a slow, inevitable fall. You’ll lose yourself in me… and in the end, you’ll beg to be mine.
May 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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*ghost sighting video pauses* did you see it? of course you didn't see it you can never see anything. you can never see the big picture. i'm so sick of you you can't think of anything other than yourself. on the left side of the door frame, barely visible on ca
May 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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"outlive your enemies out of spite" homeboy i'm american + have you ever heard the phrase "the good die young" i got like 10 more years until i turn into a target ball because of the amounts of high fructose corn syrup and microplastics inside of me
May 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Impressive ‘GTA VI’ Trailer Features Characters Claiming They’re Sentient, Begging For Release From Digital Prison
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May 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up
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May 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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I dunno, I just hope the winner isn't this one of Abe Lincoln eating Illinois' ass
December 10, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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April 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"i hit the south tower" x "the south tower ⬇️" couples shirts
April 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Fearless Man Bravely Ventures Out Into U.S. Economy
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April 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Omori
April 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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New Study Shows People With Panic Disorders Respond Poorly To Being Locked In Underwater Elevators
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April 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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haunted house that's just two cis people loudly discussing trans rights and you can't find the exit
April 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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What are the fucking odds I clock a trans person (accidentally) ON TRANS DAY OF FUCKING VISIBILITY

This is one for the history books for sure
March 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
What are the fucking odds I clock a trans person (accidentally) ON TRANS DAY OF FUCKING VISIBILITY

This is one for the history books for sure
March 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Totally normal Hex Jackie plush fanart.

I'm sorry...
#fnaf
March 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Gang Initiate Forced To Peacefully Deescalate Conflict To Prove He Not A Cop
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March 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Study: 93% Of Individuals With One Earbud In Receiving Top-Secret Commands From HQ
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March 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
WHAT MIGHT BE INCLUDED??
Full look at Hex's Jackie plush

Changes for the final product: darker shade of orange for the arms, larger tutu, and addition of her yellow hair bands. The arms are wired & magnetic, and Jackie's box might be included; however, it might raise the price

(Via: dawkosgames)
#fnaf #fivenightsatfreddys
March 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM