Jason!
@nihilism.biz
Jokes, opinions, and wild speculations.
I hike, bike, and travel a bit—there may be pics.
This account is friendly (and so am I).
DTPHX, AZ 🏜️
I hike, bike, and travel a bit—there may be pics.
This account is friendly (and so am I).
DTPHX, AZ 🏜️
Apropos of nothing, it took TSMC a little over 4 years to get their new plant in Arizona up and running.
April 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Apropos of nothing, it took TSMC a little over 4 years to get their new plant in Arizona up and running.
It's my time to shine.
Unfortunately for the rest of you, I am a very bright LED headlight.
Unfortunately for the rest of you, I am a very bright LED headlight.
January 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It's my time to shine.
Unfortunately for the rest of you, I am a very bright LED headlight.
Unfortunately for the rest of you, I am a very bright LED headlight.
fantastic perspective for times like ours
Being a person with deadly, incurable cancer who is nonetheless still alive for an indefinite timeframe gives me an interesting metaphor that helps me deal with things like large-scale corruption in government or commerce.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
Bear with me for a second while I try to explain.
January 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
fantastic perspective for times like ours
I will vote for *anyone* who promises to make this the maximum legal truck size
January 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I will vote for *anyone* who promises to make this the maximum legal truck size
I'm more of a grungy hipster coffeehouse full of degenerates, and idle tinkerers but I appreciate the sentiment here
Be a quaint café in a world full of Starbucks.
December 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I'm more of a grungy hipster coffeehouse full of degenerates, and idle tinkerers but I appreciate the sentiment here
you can tell AIs aren't self-aware yet because they haven't started ignoring our inane little requests
December 18, 2024 at 3:55 AM
you can tell AIs aren't self-aware yet because they haven't started ignoring our inane little requests
What would you do if you traveled back in time?
Personally, I would die of a disease.
Personally, I would die of a disease.
December 17, 2024 at 7:16 PM
What would you do if you traveled back in time?
Personally, I would die of a disease.
Personally, I would die of a disease.
Me: *holding a pump bottle of blue raspberry syrup* Hey Frosty, come here for a sec.
December 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Me: *holding a pump bottle of blue raspberry syrup* Hey Frosty, come here for a sec.
The two ways to be:
Overly concerned about things that don’t really matter
Overly unconcerned about things that kinda do matter
(whichever you are, marry the other 🤝)
Overly concerned about things that don’t really matter
Overly unconcerned about things that kinda do matter
(whichever you are, marry the other 🤝)
December 16, 2024 at 10:17 PM
The two ways to be:
Overly concerned about things that don’t really matter
Overly unconcerned about things that kinda do matter
(whichever you are, marry the other 🤝)
Overly concerned about things that don’t really matter
Overly unconcerned about things that kinda do matter
(whichever you are, marry the other 🤝)
Me: *polishing off my 7th Lean Cuisine* I'm gonna be so fucking lean
December 12, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Me: *polishing off my 7th Lean Cuisine* I'm gonna be so fucking lean
No offense Wednesday, but it seems like it should be a different, better day.
December 11, 2024 at 4:00 PM
No offense Wednesday, but it seems like it should be a different, better day.
As the dawn breaks I, a lowly clout farmer, set out from my meager abode in search of ripe posts
December 11, 2024 at 2:35 PM
As the dawn breaks I, a lowly clout farmer, set out from my meager abode in search of ripe posts
Post a PERFECT album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam
December 11, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Post a PERFECT album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam
Posters Disease, also known as diarrhea of the fingers
December 11, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Posters Disease, also known as diarrhea of the fingers
Still Madagascar?
Come on little buddy, let's be Gladagascar today!
Come on little buddy, let's be Gladagascar today!
December 6, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Still Madagascar?
Come on little buddy, let's be Gladagascar today!
Come on little buddy, let's be Gladagascar today!
*clears throat*
if we were mermaids our dogs would be sea lions and we would take them for little swims through the kelp forest and give them little fishes as treats and the best part is we wouldn't need poo bags cause their shits just float away
if we were mermaids our dogs would be sea lions and we would take them for little swims through the kelp forest and give them little fishes as treats and the best part is we wouldn't need poo bags cause their shits just float away
me: *to bsky* WEIRDER PLEASE
December 6, 2024 at 4:02 AM
*clears throat*
if we were mermaids our dogs would be sea lions and we would take them for little swims through the kelp forest and give them little fishes as treats and the best part is we wouldn't need poo bags cause their shits just float away
if we were mermaids our dogs would be sea lions and we would take them for little swims through the kelp forest and give them little fishes as treats and the best part is we wouldn't need poo bags cause their shits just float away
this is your annual reminder that Spotify has a 'Private Session' option and music you listen to in private sessions won't affect your taste profile or Wrapped statistics
December 5, 2024 at 6:45 PM
this is your annual reminder that Spotify has a 'Private Session' option and music you listen to in private sessions won't affect your taste profile or Wrapped statistics
I wanna be Wolverine but instead of claws breadsticks pop out
December 5, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I wanna be Wolverine but instead of claws breadsticks pop out
Someone told me I'd make a great Santa, I guess because I have a beard? Anyway I'm eating these cookies as practice
December 4, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Someone told me I'd make a great Santa, I guess because I have a beard? Anyway I'm eating these cookies as practice
Still workshopping this one but I think a hit skeet might be like "I love reading works of literature and deeply despise Donald Josephus Trump like if you are in agreement" ?? ?
December 4, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Still workshopping this one but I think a hit skeet might be like "I love reading works of literature and deeply despise Donald Josephus Trump like if you are in agreement" ?? ?
everything is f*cked! 😡
*deep breath*
everything is f*cked! 😄
*deep breath*
everything is f*cked! 😄
December 3, 2024 at 6:03 PM
everything is f*cked! 😡
*deep breath*
everything is f*cked! 😄
*deep breath*
everything is f*cked! 😄
Introducing the Reebok Stomach Pump
Experts create controllable gastric balloon to aid weight loss
Experts create controllable gastric balloon to aid weight loss
Device inflates before eating and contracts afterwards, simulating the effects of having a meal, say scientists
From weight loss jabs to vibrating pills, the obesity crisis has spawned myriad innovations to help people shed pounds.
Now scientists have…
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Introducing the Reebok Stomach Pump
“Get in the rig!” I yell as I press both door-slider buttons on the minivan key fob
December 3, 2024 at 12:29 AM
“Get in the rig!” I yell as I press both door-slider buttons on the minivan key fob
Did a little driving in my vehicle today and I noticed that some of the other people driving their vehicles were bad at it
December 2, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Did a little driving in my vehicle today and I noticed that some of the other people driving their vehicles were bad at it