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Ninargh 👻💀🎃

@ninawils.bsky.social

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Cat botherer, music lover, food eater, cricket watcher. Used to be a barbird and a shit_ninja.

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Coates is Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 18h

Reminded of one of the old classics

Tweet by ‘Fresh Oats’, 20 November 2017: “I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake”. QTed by the same account with the words “Sing this to the tune of "Old MacDonald"”

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Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 18h

Sweep IS in it!

a puppet with purple ears and a red nose

ALT: a puppet with purple ears and a red nose

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Sham Jaff @shamjaff.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 3d

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Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 1d

This is an excellent gym album.

Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 1d

The first time we had their sausages I had to get the packaging out of the bin to check they really didn’t have meat in them.

Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 1d

😳

Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think so…

Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 1d

The year above mine gave our music teacher a breakdown. He was replaced by Mrs Price who taught my GCSE music class which was me and another lad who could actually play an instrument and assorted other kids who wanted a doss. She taught us more about serial killers than music.

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Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 1d

Are you watching 24hrs? I think I thought the same thing when I watched it last night.

Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 1d

Yes I think so.

Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a fake chicken thing that replicates the crispy skin a bit too well. Can’t remember what it’s called now.

Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 1d

This is true

Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 1d

She won’t even refer me so yeah I think I might.

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Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 1d

Crisps.

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Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 1d

Then realised I put clean pyjamas on yesterday and also i had a shower this morning and am going to the gym before work tomorrow and will be showering then so don’t need a shower and it’s been almost an hour of lying here because that has made my brain shut down.

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Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 1d

My GP doesn’t think I have adhd but I got into bed when I got home from work and after some doomscrolling I decided to have a shower and put my new pyjamas on.

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Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 1d

Very pretty bastard though

Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 2d

The look on his face when I tried to offer him a few Dreamies instead was hilarious

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Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 2d

MÖTHER I SMELL MEATS

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Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 2d

B cat found dog treats in my bag and screamed at me with a big “MAD” tail until I gave him some. To be fair it was basically beef jerky. Cat treats are shit in comparison.

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2d

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 2d

It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.

Goody-bag merch from Tory Conference branded "When Labour negotiates Britian loses" and signed "Kemi Badenoch".

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Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 3d

Rage against the machine*

*Grooming parlour

A very dirty little dog who has rolled in cow pat and got his cute little Halloween bandana all dirty.

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Ninargh 👻💀🎃 @ninawils.bsky.social · 3d

What else could it be?