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NINJA BORG
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The greatest game ever created. A five-pointed shuriken to the face. Kill things and be awesome as fuck. Order now at https://www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg
Also pick up a copy of the Mission Zine Missions with missions written by @gaffy.itch.io @brackenmacleod.bsky.social @tessa.bogfolk.com @creaturecuration.com and one of the idiots that wrote the core rules, @rugosekohn.com!

BOOTH 3701 and say “GIMME NINJAS!” for weird looks from the staff!
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
So horrific it wasn't depicted so as to prevent lawsuits for emotional damage
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hot take? Interns need new thermometers, clearly. That barely approaches "lukewarm" take.
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Thank you! A happy accident. We are working on the next official release and just happened to have the text for this ready. When we saw the prompt we knew what the assignment was
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
They are definitely cut from the same cloth as pirates
October 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We're glad you picked it up too. Five-finger Death Cock Clan represent!
October 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM