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NINJA BORG

@ninjaborg.com

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The greatest game ever created. A five-pointed shuriken to the face. Kill things and be awesome as fuck. Order now at https://www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · Aug 29

29 August 2025: the day of the NINJA.

NINJA BORG is now available!

🥷Get the game and additional content at hammerhatchet.itch.io
🥷Grab free missions at www.ninjaborg.com
🥷Generate literally millions of ninja characters at www.ninjasquirter.org

Pirates are lame. ❌🏴‍☠️

NINJA BORG | A five-pointed shuriken to the face

Mörk Borg + ninjas = the greatest Borg hack & TTRPG ever created.

www.ninjaborg.com

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 2d

TFW you get almost completely cleared out of your inventory on the game you just released seven weeks ago

NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 12d

Throwing sidekicks and throat punches at the University of DePaul today. If you’re around look for the ninjas

NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 19d

Missed out on the NINJA BORG Kickstarter or Backerkit preorders? No fuckin’ problem! Check out the new NINJA BORG store at www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg

Buy NINJA BORG | NINJA BORG

NINJA BORG is the greatest TTRPG ever created about ninjas. Buy NINJA BORG here. BUY IT.

www.ninjaborg.com

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 22d

Yes, but how many? Personally we are fans of 13 Ninjas.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 22d

Welcome to NINJATOBER! Here's the super-secret prompt list that we spent minutes working on because we are busy preparing for NINJEMBER next month. Go do #mörktober or something if this doesn't get your creative juices flowing.

The list of prompts for NINJATOBER. They are all ninja. Every day. Ninja. But each entry uses a different typeface, so there's that.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 25d

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 25d

Just another lost, boner-hater. Wandering the wilderness.

NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 26d

Clearly this is just a boner hater like that one guy on reddit. NINJA BORG can't wait to work with you again!

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 26d

Haha. Look at this baby-tummy

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 26d

Try eating a bag of rotten dicks!

NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 26d

That's right motherfucker

Map of the USA indicating the most popular curse word in all 50 states

NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 28d

This is how you announce that NINJA BORG has arrived motherfuckers!

Beyond Cataclysm @beyondcataclysm.co.uk · 28d

I found a naked, decapitated postman laying on the floor outside my house. Thrumming shurikens were embedded in my door, and my female dog had a boner; I was pretty sure NINJA BORG had arrived.

NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 28d

Guessing your stock delivered

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Beyond Cataclysm @beyondcataclysm.co.uk · 28d

NINJA BORG is a work of terrifying magnificence. It's an awful, terrible joke, told over and over and over again with world-desecrating confidence and the unreserved aplomb of Steven Seagal drop-kicking Margaret Thatcher in the throat. Round of weeping applause for @rugosekohn.com and @ninjaborg.com

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · 28d

NINJA TERMINATOR on a 17” black and white Zenith and JVC VHS player, the one with the big colored buttons on the front.

Or if you insist on an actual B/W movie…

NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · Sep 22

Fun fact: IPR saw the preview of this and they were like “Whoa! You are for sure going to win the ENNIE for best use of boners, we are in!” And then we were like “Cool” And then they were like, “Cool. Send some over super fast!”*

* Not the actual conversation, but a dramatized version.

Indie Press Revolution @ipr.bsky.social · Sep 22

New!

Eidolon: Become Your Best Self
Ninja Borg
Ninja Borg Mission Zine Missions

www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/

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Bracken MacLeod 𖤐 ⚰ @brackenmacleod.bsky.social · Sep 22

FUN FACT: I, a very serious author type, wrote a @ninjaborg.com mission in the Mission Zine Mission... zine.

SURVIVE! the Bloodsport Kumite Game of Death!
STOP! the Deadliest Man Alive, and
SAVE! all the boners in the world!
KILL! AND KILL SOME MORE AGAIN A SECOND TIME
in...

WITCH SKULL FUCKERS

Indie Press Revolution @ipr.bsky.social · Sep 22

New!

Eidolon: Become Your Best Self
Ninja Borg
Ninja Borg Mission Zine Missions

www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · Sep 22

NINJA BORG now available from @ipr.bsky.social!

www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/Ninja-...

Ninja Borg :: Game Books :: IPR

Indie Press Revolution (IPR) is a direct sales network of quality independent publishers, dedicated to bringing you the best of small press tabletop roleplaying and storytelling games.

www.indiepressrevolution.com

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · Sep 19

Thanks Martin! Hope you enjoy chopping heads!

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Plus One Exp | Staying Home For PAXU (cause we live in Philly) @plusoneexp.bsky.social · Sep 19

Plus One is hopping back into our AP & Review saddle with @danielharila.bsky.social’s Duginthroat Divide #OSE adventure.

With a multipart stream featuring @iknowadamseats.bsky.social Ivy & Tony!

Join us at 10a eastern tomorrow & Sunday on YouTube anytime!

#ttrpg

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · Sep 19

Proof that ninjas have existed throughout human history

Arcade cabinet for the game that everyone surely loves, Caveman Ninja

NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · Sep 18

Fuck ABC and Disney. Play NINJA BORG instead of watching television.

NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · Sep 18

"Whaaaaaaaaa! Why doesn't your game have any classes? Whaaaaaaa!"

Motherfucker, we don't need no classes. The NINJA BORG character generator can supply more than 660 trillion unique ninjas for EVERY SINGLE HUMAN EVER. Not total. EACH. You literally cannot roll the same ninja twice.

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NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · Sep 17

Ninjas take their unseriousness very seriously.

Nathan|The AARPG Podcast (AP & Interview) | Pax Unplugged 🔜 @tatooineunited.bsky.social · Sep 16

I just love how unapologetically immature Ninja Borg is.
This game does not take it self seriously at all but it’s still playable.
All of the 80’s/90’s references and Borg references are great.
The acronyms are over the top and silly. The constant swipes at Pirate Borg are entertaining.
5 ⭐️!

NINJA BORG @ninjaborg.com · Sep 17

Check your DMs