NINJA BORG
@ninjaborg.com
The greatest game ever created. A five-pointed shuriken to the face. Kill things and be awesome as fuck. Order now at https://www.ninjaborg.com/buy-ninja-borg
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NINJA BORG
@ninjaborg.com
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NINJA BORG | A five-pointed shuriken to the face
Mörk Borg + ninjas = the greatest Borg hack & TTRPG ever created.
www.ninjaborg.com
29 August 2025: the day of the NINJA.
NINJA BORG is now available!
🥷Get the game and additional content at hammerhatchet.itch.io
🥷Grab free missions at www.ninjaborg.com
🥷Generate literally millions of ninja characters at www.ninjasquirter.org
Pirates are lame. ❌🏴☠️
NINJA BORG is now available!
🥷Get the game and additional content at hammerhatchet.itch.io
🥷Grab free missions at www.ninjaborg.com
🥷Generate literally millions of ninja characters at www.ninjasquirter.org
Pirates are lame. ❌🏴☠️
Tell your friends, tell your enemies... wait, no. Ninja sword your enemies. Probably the motherfuckers behind the reason we gotta do this bullshit anyway
January 28, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Tell your friends, tell your enemies... wait, no. Ninja sword your enemies. Probably the motherfuckers behind the reason we gotta do this bullshit anyway
Border Patrol can get fucked too. #fuckcbp
NINJA BORG is going to get in on the celebration this month with our lone contribution to #mörktober or #morktober, however you nerds spell it. Anyway, here's today's effort for the October 27th prompt, ICE. #fuckice
January 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Border Patrol can get fucked too. #fuckcbp
Borgs against tyranny
If you support Trump or ICE you can fuck off.
January 26, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Borgs against tyranny
NINJA BORG is going to get in on the celebration this month with our lone contribution to #mörktober or #morktober, however you nerds spell it. Anyway, here's today's effort for the October 27th prompt, ICE. #fuckice
January 26, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The motto of ninjas worldwide, FAFO
January 14, 2026 at 6:35 PM
The motto of ninjas worldwide, FAFO
Hello, we are a poison dart shot from the shadows by evil ninjas, deep inside a tropical rainforest, on a deserted island where an evil madman had constructed his secret underground base of operations for world domination. Or it might have been a tank full of piranhas. Either way, hello world.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hello, I am a malformed kidney.
Hello, I am a malformed kidney.
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hello, I am a Florida Alligator.
Hello, I am a Florida Alligator.
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Hello, we are a poison dart shot from the shadows by evil ninjas, deep inside a tropical rainforest, on a deserted island where an evil madman had constructed his secret underground base of operations for world domination. Or it might have been a tank full of piranhas. Either way, hello world.
@gamesunl.bsky.social knows what's up. www.youtube.com/shorts/LlYuy...
Thanks for the honor. May your dojo be blessed with good fortune in 2026
Thanks for the honor. May your dojo be blessed with good fortune in 2026
Will ninjas take home RPG of the year?
YouTube video by Games Unlimited
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January 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
@gamesunl.bsky.social knows what's up. www.youtube.com/shorts/LlYuy...
Thanks for the honor. May your dojo be blessed with good fortune in 2026
Thanks for the honor. May your dojo be blessed with good fortune in 2026
Welp, let’s go, fuckers. Another year to ninja sword to death
January 1, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Welp, let’s go, fuckers. Another year to ninja sword to death
If you need a good holiday movie to enjoy, consider Godfrey Ho’s excellent NINJA TERMINATOR. How’s it a Christmas movie you ask? Because it’s a motherfuckin’ gift to the world.
December 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If you need a good holiday movie to enjoy, consider Godfrey Ho’s excellent NINJA TERMINATOR. How’s it a Christmas movie you ask? Because it’s a motherfuckin’ gift to the world.
Gas powered electric guitar blows peoples minds
YouTube video by Mattias Krantz
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December 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
AKA Bonjas
Okay, but hear me out.
Ninja boners.
Ninjoners.
Ninja boners.
Ninjoners.
December 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
AKA Bonjas
A blessed and happy INTERGALACTIC NINJA DAY to all, except to pirates.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A blessed and happy INTERGALACTIC NINJA DAY to all, except to pirates.
The penultimate day! Tomorrow we celebrate Intergalactic Ninja Day!
#NINJEMBER Day 29: That Time Jeff Stole Your DQ Blizzard and Like Twenty-Six or Twenty-Seven Ninjas Jumped Out of Nowhere and Totally Started Wailing on Him
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The penultimate day! Tomorrow we celebrate Intergalactic Ninja Day!
Still haven't gotten NINJA BORG? Dafuq? Alright, well we are at least going to make it a little easier on your pocketbook with the Cool Guys Wear Black sale this weekend. #NINJABORG #cutenessoverload #piratessuck
itch.io/s/167791/coo...
itch.io/s/167791/coo...
Cool Guys Wear Black by Hammer & Hatchet
A bundle by Hammer & Hatchet, $24.99 for 4 games
itch.io
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Still haven't gotten NINJA BORG? Dafuq? Alright, well we are at least going to make it a little easier on your pocketbook with the Cool Guys Wear Black sale this weekend. #NINJABORG #cutenessoverload #piratessuck
itch.io/s/167791/coo...
itch.io/s/167791/coo...
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Woah, I haven't updated the blog in a while! Read the latest on my playtesting and hear about some upcoming cool stuff!
www.dungeonsandhammers.com/post/the-fut...
#beefyshotgunwizards #ttrpg #rpg #indyrpg #osr
www.dungeonsandhammers.com/post/the-fut...
#beefyshotgunwizards #ttrpg #rpg #indyrpg #osr
The Future is Beefy
I've been a way for a minutes but A LOT has been happening! I ran 24 hours of games across 4 days for Gamehole Con 2025, the Discord server continues to grow, I launched a Patreon to support Beefy Sho...
www.dungeonsandhammers.com
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Woah, I haven't updated the blog in a while! Read the latest on my playtesting and hear about some upcoming cool stuff!
www.dungeonsandhammers.com/post/the-fut...
#beefyshotgunwizards #ttrpg #rpg #indyrpg #osr
www.dungeonsandhammers.com/post/the-fut...
#beefyshotgunwizards #ttrpg #rpg #indyrpg #osr
You should totally visit booth the fine folks of @ipr.bsky.social 3701 at #PAXUnplugged. Thanks to an assist from @plusoneexp.bsky.social you can make all your boner-popping, nazi-killing dreams come true with #NINJABORG
www.ninjaborg.com
www.ninjaborg.com
NINJA BORG | A five-pointed shuriken to the face
Mörk Borg + ninjas = the greatest Borg hack & TTRPG ever created.
www.ninjaborg.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
You should totally visit booth the fine folks of @ipr.bsky.social 3701 at #PAXUnplugged. Thanks to an assist from @plusoneexp.bsky.social you can make all your boner-popping, nazi-killing dreams come true with #NINJABORG
www.ninjaborg.com
www.ninjaborg.com
Be careful visiting booth 3701 because you just might get attacked by...
NINJAS!
NINJA BORG core rules and the Mission Zine Missions will be available for you to marvel at. Join the Five-Finger Death Cock Clan and embrace your inner ninja!
NINJAS!
NINJA BORG core rules and the Mission Zine Missions will be available for you to marvel at. Join the Five-Finger Death Cock Clan and embrace your inner ninja!
We'll be in #Booth3701 at #PaxUnplugged2025 this weekend in Philadelphia.
Here's a list of the 238 games from 119 member-publishers we'll have:
www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/PAX-Un...
Here's a list of the 238 games from 119 member-publishers we'll have:
www.indiepressrevolution.com/xcart/PAX-Un...
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Be careful visiting booth 3701 because you just might get attacked by...
NINJAS!
NINJA BORG core rules and the Mission Zine Missions will be available for you to marvel at. Join the Five-Finger Death Cock Clan and embrace your inner ninja!
NINJAS!
NINJA BORG core rules and the Mission Zine Missions will be available for you to marvel at. Join the Five-Finger Death Cock Clan and embrace your inner ninja!
Halfway through Ninjember!
#NINJEMBER Day 15: Powerman 5000
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Halfway through Ninjember!
Walt has really leveled up his artistic skills
#NINJEMBER Day 13: Andre 3000. I totally drew this.
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Walt has really leveled up his artistic skills
Hey, just to let you know, those fuckers over at NINJA BORG's publisher, Hammer & Hatchet, they aren't just about ninjas (which are totally fuckin' sweet). They just released an adventure for Frontier Scum on Friday. hammerhatchet.itch.io/udders-akimbo
#frontierscum #cowboys #ttrpg #acidwestern
#frontierscum #cowboys #ttrpg #acidwestern
Udders Akimbo by Hammer & Hatchet, Rugose Kohn, Urizenic
Running Man in the Acid-west of Frontier Scum
hammerhatchet.itch.io
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hey, just to let you know, those fuckers over at NINJA BORG's publisher, Hammer & Hatchet, they aren't just about ninjas (which are totally fuckin' sweet). They just released an adventure for Frontier Scum on Friday. hammerhatchet.itch.io/udders-akimbo
#frontierscum #cowboys #ttrpg #acidwestern
#frontierscum #cowboys #ttrpg #acidwestern
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#NINJEMBER Day 8: Punch a Nazi in the Dick. The ninja may have been hiding in the trash can, but the Nazis are the real trash.
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
#NINJEMBER Day 8: Punch a Nazi in the Dick. The ninja may have been hiding in the trash can, but the Nazis are the real trash.
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Just a few hours left to get in on this sales crashing event!
it hasn't helped sell any mags but it appears our nonsense on here has just pushed our account over 5K 'followers', so let's embrace that as some kind of achievement!
Like & repost this to be in with a chance to win every in-print issue of Wyrd Science & a t-shirt of your choice*
Like & repost this to be in with a chance to win every in-print issue of Wyrd Science & a t-shirt of your choice*
November 6, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Just a few hours left to get in on this sales crashing event!
Even our manufacturers know how fucking awesome we are.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Even our manufacturers know how fucking awesome we are.
Sounds sus. Probably pirates. I mean, c'mon... "Corporate Raiders". Yeah. Total pirates.
One of the best bits about @morkborg.com is the community.
In any other world, MÖRK ORG and CORP BORG would be rival products. Instead, me and @pawelkicman.bsky.social are writing a ridiculous in-world CORP vs ORG zine where our characters fight out our differences!
Shout out to Pawel, love ya!
In any other world, MÖRK ORG and CORP BORG would be rival products. Instead, me and @pawelkicman.bsky.social are writing a ridiculous in-world CORP vs ORG zine where our characters fight out our differences!
Shout out to Pawel, love ya!
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Sounds sus. Probably pirates. I mean, c'mon... "Corporate Raiders". Yeah. Total pirates.
Hahahaha! Fuck pirates. Like not in the fornicate way though. In the "to hell with those fuckers" way. Gap-toothed motherfuckers with scraggly-ass beards. Nasty.
#NINJEMBER Day 4: Poopy-Diaper Baby Tummy. Laugh at them.
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Hahahaha! Fuck pirates. Like not in the fornicate way though. In the "to hell with those fuckers" way. Gap-toothed motherfuckers with scraggly-ass beards. Nasty.