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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · Aug 29

pants optional

🩲 neighbors au
🩲 friends to lovers
🩲 11k rated e
🩲 archiveofourown.org/works/70034146

alex is a laundry menace who keeps leaving his things in the wash. henry falls in love with him one sock at a time.

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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 13h

same though 😭

ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 13h

i was feeling a little unhinged that day 😂

ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 18h

akskslflgljljl YAY!! 🥰

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😈💜The Deyavil💜😈 @dezinthecloud.rwrb.social · 21h

As a massive HIMYM, Jane Eyre and RWRB girly, I just witnessed an astronomical level of world collision 😭😭❤️❤️

ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 1d

"really, haz? zombie jane eyre *again*?"

henry does feel marginally bad about disappointing pez like this.

pez has been a very good sport all things considered, because henry, apart from always wearing the same costume, has also dragged pez to the very same party at the same rooftop bar for

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scara | charnel 🩸🔪 @chamel-writes.bsky.social · 18h

Finished my 10 year anniversary TMFU fic in case anyone wants to read a surprisingly soft (and spicy) mission fic about aging spies falling in love. 💕
archiveofourown.org/works/69182981

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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 18h

hehe also just realized how on theme my new profile name is

ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 18h

🥰🥰🥰

ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 19h

omg 🥹🥹🥹 this made me so happy you have no idea

ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 19h

only the silliest for my fave

ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 19h

ehehehe thank youu 🫶🏻

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🎃 jaffa 🐍 snakes 🎃 @jafffacakes.bsky.social · 1d

I posted my first fic 1 year ago (on the 10th). A 4k oneshot about Henry making crosswords to get Alex's attention.

I truly thought I would write this one fic and then never write anything else.

And, well. That was a lie.

archiveofourown.org/works/59325994

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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 22h

captain marvel pez with his spicy peach drink heh

ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 22h

never 🙂‍↕️

ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 1d

for @chamel-writes.bsky.social based on the prompt rooftop bar ♡

some fun facts i didn't fit in:
- pez is dressed as captain marvel
- alex is a trauma surgeon which is why he kept (very legitimately) getting called away from the party and from finding henry year after year until now :)))

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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 1d

likes the sound of it, very much. "fuck the moors."

"yeah, okay," alex says breathlessly. "yeah, let's do that."

bea and pez have made themselves scarce, which is for the best because henry would quite like to kiss the hell out of alex now, thank you very much.

(so, dear reader, he does.)

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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 1d

how'd i do? obviously i had to read the book after we met, and then i watched the 2011 movie like 5 times to get the outfit right, which i wore every year but i could never find you in time so i thought i did the moors all wrong or whatever and—"

"alex," says henry, trying his name out. he

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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 1d

says in a rush. "sorry, i just—i've been looking for you for four years now and i can't fumble this again, so."

"henry," says henry.

"henry." alex smiles. "hi."

"are these real?" henry touches the sideburns.

"god no," says alex, "i don't think they'd fit under my mask at work. anyway,

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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 1d

like he too has been roaming the moors to find him. henry's heart stutters.

"so it is you? you are come back to me, then?" slutty mr. rochester asks hopefully, and henry beams.

"yes," he says happily. "yes i am."

"sweet. i'm alex by the way, and here's my number," slutty mr. rochester—alex—

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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 1d

henry's ear. "is that you?"

time stops. henry turns, feeling like he must be dreaming.

it's his slutty pumpkin in the flesh, except now he's slutty mr. rochester, his tunic unbuttoned down to the navel underneath his vest, his sideburns looking truly remarkable, his curls in artful disarray

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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 1d

does make his heart ache.

still, he can't keep waiting around for someone who's not waiting around for him.

pez is sampling a new cocktail with a practiced air. "perhaps i'm wrong but shouldn't a spicy peach drink taste at least somewhat spicy? or somewhat of peach?"

"jane?" says a voice by

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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 1d

bodysuit as she leans in to peck his cheek—"no you can't."

henry tugs at his collar. it's quite restrictive, even after he let david put little teeth marks in the fabric for a bedraggled effect. the fake blood always stains too. maybe he'll find another costume next year, though the thought

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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 1d

which was that he'd turn into a literal pumpkin if he didn't get back to the hospital in time. "his pager had gone off and everything."

still bea and pez exchange a dubious look.

"stop that," says henry. "i can see you, you know."

"seeing as i too am a ghost"—bea shows off her white leather

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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 1d

stunning inside and out. even the orange had suited him. he'd cut two holes out of the chest, regina george style, and a spooky 'oh' for a mouth that coincided right over his—

"so you never thought to get his name or his number, or?"

henry, forlorn, explains what slutty pumpkin had told him,

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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 1d

the party's winding down and henry's all but given up hope on ever seeing slutty pumpkin again.

he adjusts his skirts with a sigh. "you didn't see him but—"

"only heard about him after the fact," pez confirms. "almost as though he were a ghost."

"well he was radiant," henry says stubbornly.

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ninzombied ᴖ̈ @ninzied.bsky.social · 1d

the past four halloweens in a row.

"was there something special about the first one that set this all off?" bea asks.

"slutty pumpkin," pez says wisely.

"ah, right, slutty pumpkin." bea looks at henry with a mixture of fondness & pity, both of which henry could do without right now because

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