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The fact that harry doesn't even go on his socials made me laugh so much I rolled on the floor
![A cartoon by Stephen Collins. Script as follows:
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THE SCENE: is BBC Television centre or wherever that is these days. HARRY STYLES is getting out of a limo to enter a studio. An autograph-hunting FAN accosts him.
Also, a DATE STAMP appears ‘on screen’, like it used to do in the X-files, reading:
OCTOBER, 2024: Maidstone Studios, England
FAN 1:
That’s Harry Styles!
FAN 2 [Approaching Harry]:
Can I have a selfie, Harry?
2
FAN:
What are you doing at Maidstone Studios on this finbe day in mid October, Harry?
3
HARRY STYLES:
Why, I’ve come here in mid-October to record ‘Jools Holland’s New Year Hoote-‘
4
*FSHW*
[Harry Styles is suddenly vaporised by a LASER BEAM]
5
[We see the culprit; a hi tech flying DRONE has zapped Mr Styles to death. The drone has a camera eye on the front of it]
6
[Cut to: JOOLS HOLLAND in his Hootenanny lair, watching a screen which has just alerted him to the elimination of Styles]
[Legend on screen]:
ARTIST ELIMINATED
HOLLAND:
Goddamn it
7
HOLLAND:
Why can’t they keep their mouths SHUT?
8
HOLLAND:
Tim Davie!
TIM DAVIE [Director General of the BBC]:
Y-yes Jools?
HOLLAND:
Who’ve we got left for this year?
10
TIM DAVIE:
The Boomtown Rats, one of Sister Sledge and Marc Almond
HOLLAND:
Almond *again*?
11
TIM DAVIE:
We’re running out of artists to call, sir…
M-must we keep killing… so many…?
HOLLAND:
You know the rules, Davie. The secret of the Hootenanny must be protected at all costs. All who divulge it…
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HOLLAND [close up on his evil face, eye twitching]:
Must be eliminated](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreibtcfluywrhxbnpooa5dcxr526hq474qcbio63di5dbctszzacezq@jpeg)
January 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The fact that harry doesn't even go on his socials made me laugh so much I rolled on the floor
Noooo
🚨 ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🚨
December 26, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Noooo
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STOP! ✋️
If you see this, you must post 4 of your favorite characters from 4 different series... pass it on!
If you see this, you must post 4 of your favorite characters from 4 different series... pass it on!
November 22, 2024 at 2:25 PM
STOP! ✋️
If you see this, you must post 4 of your favorite characters from 4 different series... pass it on!
If you see this, you must post 4 of your favorite characters from 4 different series... pass it on!
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The funeral is absolutely none of our business. And I mean that in the strongest possible terms.
It's not for us. It's none of our business. Look away and let it happen without highlighting it, acknowledging it, or sharing it. I don't want to see anything about it.
Leave them alone, please. 🙏🏻❤️
It's not for us. It's none of our business. Look away and let it happen without highlighting it, acknowledging it, or sharing it. I don't want to see anything about it.
Leave them alone, please. 🙏🏻❤️
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 AM
The funeral is absolutely none of our business. And I mean that in the strongest possible terms.
It's not for us. It's none of our business. Look away and let it happen without highlighting it, acknowledging it, or sharing it. I don't want to see anything about it.
Leave them alone, please. 🙏🏻❤️
It's not for us. It's none of our business. Look away and let it happen without highlighting it, acknowledging it, or sharing it. I don't want to see anything about it.
Leave them alone, please. 🙏🏻❤️
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Some other good info here for settings/etc.
November 8, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Some other good info here for settings/etc.