Behard Tusop Pindown
@nispy.bsky.social
The world was bad. It was a bad world. They harvested us for our 80s music.
Pinned
All the silent radio stars lost their jobs once they came out with the noisies.
looking forward to the Kessler syndrome emoji
January 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
looking forward to the Kessler syndrome emoji
I've been disregarding the notice that "my" icloud storage terms of service changed about 3 years ago for about 3 years now. This has not affected my life.
January 27, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I've been disregarding the notice that "my" icloud storage terms of service changed about 3 years ago for about 3 years now. This has not affected my life.
I heard that it is perhaps Quality that is the only thing of intrinsic and thereby definitive value wherein with in which the world.
January 23, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I heard that it is perhaps Quality that is the only thing of intrinsic and thereby definitive value wherein with in which the world.
If corporations are people, can people be corporations? Can a person just acquire some random John Smith, then fire him, and legally become John Smith for tax purposes? As it seems corporations can do suchly.
Best Regards,
Best Regards,
January 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If corporations are people, can people be corporations? Can a person just acquire some random John Smith, then fire him, and legally become John Smith for tax purposes? As it seems corporations can do suchly.
Best Regards,
Best Regards,
The singer of this song is instructing the DJ what to do during the song's playback. Like, lady, that's his job. It isn't up to you if the DJ turns the music up.
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
The singer of this song is instructing the DJ what to do during the song's playback. Like, lady, that's his job. It isn't up to you if the DJ turns the music up.
Dear websites that take an hour to send an email and expect me to click a link within 10 minutes:
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Dear websites that take an hour to send an email and expect me to click a link within 10 minutes:
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
oh i see, everyone is a transform of different versions of the only self living in different shades of the same reality and all our worlds are ending as we approach death. that's just plain more efficient simulation math.
August 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
oh i see, everyone is a transform of different versions of the only self living in different shades of the same reality and all our worlds are ending as we approach death. that's just plain more efficient simulation math.
I don't worry about global climate change because I can "beat the heat" at this summer's Toyota sales event.
July 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I don't worry about global climate change because I can "beat the heat" at this summer's Toyota sales event.
Washing your hands: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...
Washing your feet: Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead...
Washing your feet: Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead...
July 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Washing your hands: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...
Washing your feet: Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead...
Washing your feet: Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead...
A webinar is a training course of informal, web-based study.
A seminar is a training course of informal, semin-based study.
A seminar is a training course of informal, semin-based study.
June 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
A webinar is a training course of informal, web-based study.
A seminar is a training course of informal, semin-based study.
A seminar is a training course of informal, semin-based study.
All the silent radio stars lost their jobs once they came out with the noisies.
June 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
All the silent radio stars lost their jobs once they came out with the noisies.
Do people still really yearn? Is that a thing? I don't remember the last time I yearned.
May 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Do people still really yearn? Is that a thing? I don't remember the last time I yearned.
That fucking piece of shit fish did this to us
The sometimes uncomfortable sensations we feel in our teeth may be an evolutionary holdover from the scaly exteriors of ancient armored fish.
That zing in your teeth from a cold treat? Blame this ancient armored fish
The sometimes uncomfortable sensations we feel in our teeth may be an evolutionary holdover from the scaly exteriors of ancient armored fish.
www.npr.org
May 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
That fucking piece of shit fish did this to us
Boutique shall henceforth be pronounced "booty-queue"
May 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Boutique shall henceforth be pronounced "booty-queue"
Each tes is just a tes by itself, but when you have two, then you have testes.
May 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Each tes is just a tes by itself, but when you have two, then you have testes.
"Mark my words. One day the human race will be forced to prove its worthiness. We must sift through all of humanity, and find the one who is best at carrying a ball a specific way. Who among you will save us?" --Frederick M. Sports, inventor of sports
May 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"Mark my words. One day the human race will be forced to prove its worthiness. We must sift through all of humanity, and find the one who is best at carrying a ball a specific way. Who among you will save us?" --Frederick M. Sports, inventor of sports
No matter how bad things get, one day, all of your dreams will come true. At the same time. Especially the ones where your teeth fall apart and you forget your pants, and you don't know where you are or why.
May 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
No matter how bad things get, one day, all of your dreams will come true. At the same time. Especially the ones where your teeth fall apart and you forget your pants, and you don't know where you are or why.
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Now, let's peek ahead, far beyond Windows 11 to a world that not only isn't a Mad Max wasteland, but that has thrived and progressed... to Windows 40!
April 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Now, let's peek ahead, far beyond Windows 11 to a world that not only isn't a Mad Max wasteland, but that has thrived and progressed... to Windows 40!
My smart watch reminds me to stand up, which is always a great time to walk over to the fridge for some more cheese.
April 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My smart watch reminds me to stand up, which is always a great time to walk over to the fridge for some more cheese.
is there no fucking online calendar on this earth that lets me see time as a continuum?
February 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
is there no fucking online calendar on this earth that lets me see time as a continuum?
I don't think there should be any cruel and unusual punishment. In fact, I don't think there should be any cruel punishment. Only unusual punishment, like: carve 10,000 jack-o-lanterns that look apologetic, or learn to write cursive with your feet and then send a foot-written apology to the mayor.
February 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I don't think there should be any cruel and unusual punishment. In fact, I don't think there should be any cruel punishment. Only unusual punishment, like: carve 10,000 jack-o-lanterns that look apologetic, or learn to write cursive with your feet and then send a foot-written apology to the mayor.
Sometimes I get that funny feelin' we are all ghosts of our former selves hallucinated into the present by memory.
February 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Sometimes I get that funny feelin' we are all ghosts of our former selves hallucinated into the present by memory.
Getting an iphone was great cuz I said "how do I do that stuff I used to do on android?" and the answer is "you can't, but on apple-" then I just gave up. And it's so nice. "HOW DO I EDIT A SPREADSHEET ON MY WATCH?" No, no, just put the god forsaken thing in a drawer. Ahhh.... So much better.
February 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Getting an iphone was great cuz I said "how do I do that stuff I used to do on android?" and the answer is "you can't, but on apple-" then I just gave up. And it's so nice. "HOW DO I EDIT A SPREADSHEET ON MY WATCH?" No, no, just put the god forsaken thing in a drawer. Ahhh.... So much better.
Does anyone ever worry about the letters you typed when you make a typo, and not want to delete the whole word if only one letter is wrong, because then all those perfectly good letters get completely destroyed?
Me neither, I was just askin.
Me neither, I was just askin.
February 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Does anyone ever worry about the letters you typed when you make a typo, and not want to delete the whole word if only one letter is wrong, because then all those perfectly good letters get completely destroyed?
Me neither, I was just askin.
Me neither, I was just askin.