Night in the Woods Quote Bot
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Night in the Woods quote every 3 hours (hopefully)
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nitw_quotebot reincarnated to bsky by @xsallysequel.bsky.social
Sometimes I like fruit snacks out by the train tracks. A juice box and headphones, I enter the juice zone.
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sometimes I like fruit snacks out by the train tracks. A juice box and headphones, I enter the juice zone.
You’re all like 14 year old goths. Why am I answering this?
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You’re all like 14 year old goths. Why am I answering this?
Mae, I am here for *you* right now.
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Mae, I am here for *you* right now.
Pierogi waster!
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Pierogi waster!
Welcome home, Mae.
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Welcome home, Mae.
I can’t not hate you for that, a little.
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I can’t not hate you for that, a little.
Too bad you didn’t crawl into a vent to escape the fire and get cooked.
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Too bad you didn’t crawl into a vent to escape the fire and get cooked.
‘Did you ever tell anybody?’ I never did. I don’t know why. After a while like… started feeling guilty too for some reason. Like this was something bad I was doing?
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
‘Did you ever tell anybody?’ I never did. I don’t know why. After a while like… started feeling guilty too for some reason. Like this was something bad I was doing?
I forget that we live in separate realities. 'Mine’s clearly better.'
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I forget that we live in separate realities. 'Mine’s clearly better.'
Well earlier this week I dropped out of school, and now I’m drinking in the woods.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Well earlier this week I dropped out of school, and now I’m drinking in the woods.
Anyway, you’re here now, and I’m here now and it’s a lovely day and I was worried I’d have to smash these lightbulbs all by myself.
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Anyway, you’re here now, and I’m here now and it’s a lovely day and I was worried I’d have to smash these lightbulbs all by myself.
Little creatures are wandering through the air and they are dragging in places and echoes of lives and they are asking me about god.
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Little creatures are wandering through the air and they are dragging in places and echoes of lives and they are asking me about god.
I guess beer is just one of those horrible things adults do. Like doing taxes and having babies.
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I guess beer is just one of those horrible things adults do. Like doing taxes and having babies.
Too bad you didn’t get partially eaten by a shark.
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Too bad you didn’t get partially eaten by a shark.
I don’t care if it’s a guy or a girl but they’d have to be like grrrr because I don’t even wanna date someone who’s not grrr.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I don’t care if it’s a guy or a girl but they’d have to be like grrrr because I don’t even wanna date someone who’s not grrr.
Yeah but you already left once.
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Yeah but you already left once.
Question: Can I go kick all of their asses? Like I’ve got experience. I can eff some shit up.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Question: Can I go kick all of their asses? Like I’ve got experience. I can eff some shit up.
Too bad you didn’t join a murdercult.
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Too bad you didn’t join a murdercult.
I got nightmare eyes!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I got nightmare eyes!!!!!
Anyway, you’re here now, and I’m here now and it’s a lovely day and I was worried I’d have to smash these lightbulbs all by myself.
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Anyway, you’re here now, and I’m here now and it’s a lovely day and I was worried I’d have to smash these lightbulbs all by myself.
And I cried because nothing was there for me anymore.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
And I cried because nothing was there for me anymore.
Mae, hon, I’m worried about you.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Mae, hon, I’m worried about you.
Eh. You guys are home enough.
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Eh. You guys are home enough.
'Mae…' I know.
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
'Mae…' I know.
I’m going to die down here.
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I’m going to die down here.