noah-nelson.bsky.social
@noah-nelson.bsky.social
Tie my right hand to the ride
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All true Christmas freaks have only ONE thing in mind… 🎅🍾🪦
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
geese take - not since the strokes has a rock band been so undeservedly glazed by the media

don’t tell anyone i said this
December 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
oh my god when did wolf of wall street come out. my friend used to say “mainlining adrenaline” and now i think maybe he stole that
December 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Me when the bar’s about to close:
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i get extremely annoyed when i see posts where people complain about new apple UI designs. but i also write these posts. this is allowed because i have no followers
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
dude, this update is so underbaked. am i more fidgety than everyone who tested this UI?
December 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
not to go all john gruber, but seriously what’s going on with my phone. why is there all this empty space here. why does the keyboard look different in all my apps.
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
in a few years if i’ve left the tech industry i’ll point to this as what broke me youtu.be/ERiXDhLHxmo
"Generative AI" is not what you think it is
YouTube video by Acerola
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December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
til, can’t watch a romcom where the lead has your name if you’re single
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
not the instagram algorithm showing me increasingly deranged memes
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
my craziest train ride was in LA: a racist shouting match on one side of the car, a homeless person taking off all their clothes on the other side, a kid hotboxing me in the middle
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 AM
the train ride from the university to my neighborhood (has a lot of nightlife i don’t see) on halloween at midnight, this is some crazy stuff
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Hayduke Lives! Navajo Bridge
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
wait the skyler white haters are right actually. obviously walter is a horrible monster from the very first minute. but how can she react this way.
October 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
October 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
every playlist needs songs about avoidant attachment and songs about anxious attachment
October 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
every day i get a little bit closer to i don’t even know what
October 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
max mccool sent me this
October 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i’m losing my mind
October 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
September 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
i think i have to replace the entire groupset on my craigslist bike woooo
September 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
wtf. i’m in such a good mood today. how did that happen, how can i get it to keep happening, etc
September 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
one thing that’s kind of annoying about hanging out with a european is their easy resistance to all of the classic american vices: processed sugar, junk tv and movies, shame and guilt
August 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM