Noah K. Sturdevant
@noahksturdevant.bsky.social
Writer, chaotic good-ish. SFWA, ADHD, probably other letters. Will hang out with your pets at your party. Once fought a monkey for a coke. Please send crunchy M&Ms.
How incredibly easy would it be to make a page a day calendar for reasons the rapist pumpkin sucks?
November 10, 2024 at 7:36 PM
How incredibly easy would it be to make a page a day calendar for reasons the rapist pumpkin sucks?
My doctor wouldn’t authorize a refill on my insulin needles, so I bought them out of pocket for the same price as through insurance. I guess I never checked about that.
October 25, 2023 at 11:08 PM
My doctor wouldn’t authorize a refill on my insulin needles, so I bought them out of pocket for the same price as through insurance. I guess I never checked about that.
Attention @rifftrax.bsky.social
Sometimes my job is awesome. For instance, I just watched John Agar's 1955 giant spider masterpiece, TARANTULA for work. And you know what? It's not that bad. Decently paced, with lots of good spider attacks, including spider POV shots. Is it as good as THEM? No, but it's still worth a watch.
October 23, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Attention @rifftrax.bsky.social
Yes, my child. Embrace fall in all ways. It is your destiny.
October 23, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Yes, my child. Embrace fall in all ways. It is your destiny.
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Did you see this was added to Kindle Unlimited?
October 4, 2023 at 3:46 AM
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com Did you see this was added to Kindle Unlimited?
I would like to nap now, please.
October 3, 2023 at 6:03 PM
I would like to nap now, please.
We really need to push the laziness aspect of office jobs to teens. I’m watching anime and drinking pumpkin spice latte at work, because I stayed in school.
September 29, 2023 at 3:25 PM
We really need to push the laziness aspect of office jobs to teens. I’m watching anime and drinking pumpkin spice latte at work, because I stayed in school.
I was born on
Hobbit day and my dad is a tolkien aficionado. That must have taken some really careful planning.
Hobbit day and my dad is a tolkien aficionado. That must have taken some really careful planning.
September 22, 2023 at 3:28 PM
I was born on
Hobbit day and my dad is a tolkien aficionado. That must have taken some really careful planning.
Hobbit day and my dad is a tolkien aficionado. That must have taken some really careful planning.
I just looked outside and said “we sure needed that rain.” Go on without me, world, I had a good run.
September 22, 2023 at 1:50 AM
I just looked outside and said “we sure needed that rain.” Go on without me, world, I had a good run.
I picked my daughter up from school and she was upset, because “the bus is more fun”. The crowded, unairconditioned bus. Okay then.
September 20, 2023 at 8:39 PM
I picked my daughter up from school and she was upset, because “the bus is more fun”. The crowded, unairconditioned bus. Okay then.
I bought four new tires, but still had enough in the bank for midshelf ramen. So, yeah, you could say things are going well.
September 20, 2023 at 12:00 AM
I bought four new tires, but still had enough in the bank for midshelf ramen. So, yeah, you could say things are going well.
What’s the profit split on onlyfans? I’m not a popular enough writer to cover this at the moment.
September 19, 2023 at 5:47 PM
What’s the profit split on onlyfans? I’m not a popular enough writer to cover this at the moment.
I’ve gotten really good at listening to stories from my kid that have no beginning, end, or context of any kind.
September 17, 2023 at 1:52 AM
I’ve gotten really good at listening to stories from my kid that have no beginning, end, or context of any kind.
I have nothing interesting to say at this time. Just thought I should let everyone know.
September 16, 2023 at 6:48 PM
I have nothing interesting to say at this time. Just thought I should let everyone know.
I actually had very good McDonalds. I didn’t think that was allowed.
September 16, 2023 at 12:22 AM
I actually had very good McDonalds. I didn’t think that was allowed.
I should learn to write comics so I have something else to procrastinate on.
September 15, 2023 at 1:33 AM
I should learn to write comics so I have something else to procrastinate on.
I’m going to need to know the best pumpkin spice coffee, because the one I’m drinking now isn’t close.
September 14, 2023 at 2:42 PM
I’m going to need to know the best pumpkin spice coffee, because the one I’m drinking now isn’t close.
Other authors might not be competition, but I still think it’s worth eating their hearts to gain their power.
September 12, 2023 at 1:05 AM
Other authors might not be competition, but I still think it’s worth eating their hearts to gain their power.
I’ve shaved, showered, and changed my sheets. This is as close as I get to human, everyone.
September 12, 2023 at 12:41 AM
I’ve shaved, showered, and changed my sheets. This is as close as I get to human, everyone.
Anyone else order their own pizza at a party to avoid doing math while drinking?
September 11, 2023 at 7:40 AM
Anyone else order their own pizza at a party to avoid doing math while drinking?
I’d like to be remembered as a legend…by me…as I live forever.
September 11, 2023 at 2:10 AM
I’d like to be remembered as a legend…by me…as I live forever.
Where are we on android pets? My kid has allergies and there are no cat cafes near.
September 11, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Where are we on android pets? My kid has allergies and there are no cat cafes near.
Don’t mind me, I’ll be watching this for the next decade or so.
September 10, 2023 at 11:56 PM
Don’t mind me, I’ll be watching this for the next decade or so.
Lettuce threatened the structural integrity of my sandwich. Every time I give vegetables a chance they show their true colors.
September 9, 2023 at 6:21 PM
Lettuce threatened the structural integrity of my sandwich. Every time I give vegetables a chance they show their true colors.
Im halfway through a season of a show and nobody has magic or super powers. What kind of bullshit is this?
September 9, 2023 at 1:36 AM
Im halfway through a season of a show and nobody has magic or super powers. What kind of bullshit is this?