I'm a good person. I kiss my wife sometimes multiple times a day in Stardew, even though I suspect the first one is the only one she cares about

have we checked out water versions of all furniture or did we just stop with beds

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sends a text that remind him of the war plans
He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes
#Hegseth

Rascal we are born and to Rascal we return

[peanut butter factory]

BOSS: okay keep crushing these nuts until they are smooth and creamy

ME: (about to invent crunchy peanut butter) yeah sure okay

you're telling me there's a whole 𝘐𝘴𝘭𝘦 of men?

Rolling on the floor, prior to laughing.

The difference between cows and cattle is that a cow wont use a litter box, but a cat'll