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Noel Walling
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20+ year game design veteran

Always curious.
Translation: He’s not weighing it, because he’s already planning on giving one.
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Imagine how depraved the other members of the house of representatives have to be to not vote yes on releasing the Epstein files.

Good luck managing those optics. 💀
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Primary every last one of these appeasers. Every. Fucking. One.

If you do not fight fascism when you’re in office, then you get nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This is how you show leadership, @kaine.senate.gov & @schumer.senate.gov
No health care, no deal.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Only in America could this guy be the director of a national investigation institution. Can you imagine this dude as your boss?
menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Musk keeps achieving new heights of projection. Making promises that he doesn’t deliver? 65k cybertruck? Roadster? FSD in all Teslas? Hyperloop? Mars mission in 2026? Cut $2trillion from fed budget?

The grifter is Elon.
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
One thing I enjoy about changing diapers is folding them up like giant, smelly onigiri.
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is not a well man. If the party weren’t completely captured, they’d 25th him. Instead, his kids are probably fleecing him the same way he did to his old man when he developed alzheimer’s.
Trump: "For 1,000 years, communism has not worked"
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Funniest quip I’ve heard about this: “Turns out Grace was actually the Karen.”
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Super excited to watch the GOP freak out over the results tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is some serious brownshirt nazi shit.
NEW: Footage of a US citizen in Chicago being rammed then dragged from her car on her way to work.

Abducted, with no warrant, her family couldn’t find her for hours.

She was later released with NO CHARGE.

A DHS statement said she “violently resisted arrest, injuring two officers”.

You decide…
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Sure seems like the house needs new leadership. This Mike guy apparently knows less than dirt.
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A movie you’ve seen more than seven times as a GIF.
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Can’t wait to hear how much this costs Americans and how his cronies line their pockets.
Under Trump, the draconian future of homelessness policy is coming into focus: mass internment. Utah is building a 16-acre site to detain up to 1,300 homeless people inside locked "accountability centers." This is profoundly alarming.

Vital reporting from @ellenbarry.bsky.social and Jason DeParle:
In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Remember when the tea party people that transitioned to MAGA were so concerned about national IDs? Haha. Ha. Hah.
New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
October 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Saved myself 56 minutes.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
In lieu of the Nobel he so craves, perhaps Trump would settle for an arrest warrant from the ICC? Den Haag is lovely. He might appreciate the grandeur of the premises, too.
🚨 NEWS: Colombian President Gustavo Petro accuses U.S. government officials of murder and violating Colombia’s sovereignty and says the Trump-ordered strike of a boat in the Caribbean killed a fisherman named Alejandro Carranza.
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Tax season should be lots of laughs.
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
October 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Disney learned nothing from Andor.
September 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Steam's timing is... well, it's something.
September 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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These are calls for mass political violence, against all Democrats. They openly call for the bombing of "Democrat" cities and for the jailing or killing of Democratic politicians. They are from some of the most influential voices in right-wing politics. Will anyone say anything?
September 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I'd like to bring this back. web.archive.org/web/20050102...
web.archive.org
September 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM