I have been trying to work without a sentient workshop minding my business, but it seems that it is literally....everywhere..in the workshop that is. It makes me uncomfortable, but the cute lady needs her guns made!

It seems I have been missing something...I definitely didn't know the workshop was...alive. I thought the cute lady was a little silly in the brain because she was talking to herself, but then I heard it talk. It can hear everything. I think I may keep to myself for a little while...

Saw a lady with long red hair and weirdly colored eyes..I convinced her to play rock paper scissors! Good thing I won, because the wager was my life :3.

Orange likes to watch me draw blueprints for our guns! sometimes he swats at my hand for attention, or me. But hes awesome! I hope orange lives for a long time, but i cant shake the feeling of this cat feeling very familiar... Oh well :3. The cat seems to be growing on the cute lady too!

Ever since I brought Orange to the Office, the things I have have been feeling more precious and I've been having weird headaches..The cute lady needs help working on stuff though. I notice her stressing.

I was taking a stroll in the outskirts, then some buff dude with weird purple tattoos called me "short stuff" before walking past me, I had a prototype anti matter revolver that i was going to test on him...but something told me not to. Plus, the cute lady doesn't like brought attention.

There was a claw outside the cute lady's office today! I went outside and aimed our first copy of the black hole launcher at it. Turns out the original is way more powerful...because as soon as the claw rushed at me, the black hole carried it away, and erased it along with a good portion of ground!

Black hole launcher is finished! Whoever wanted it....please come get it, it always makes a humming noise.

Whoever wanted your two big fucking guns attached to eachother, I will get on it as soon as im done creating the black hole launcher!

Here is the blueprint for the black hole launcher! I wonder what Fitz will think, and I somehow figured out how to make literal star dust circle around the barrel...and it actually will shoot a mini black hole, for the sake of the entire planet of course, Things in a big radius may disappear though.

I learned the cute lady's name. Her name is Fitzrey! She still calls me orange though. She complimented my drawings and now I make gun blueprints for her from the requests she gets from some other place I dont know about, Since I have a love for space she suggested the black hole launcher first.

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I was chilling in my pile of rocks in the outskirts, then found a weird heavy thing.. It didn't taste very good so I was just gonna throw it at the short things and it made a loud noise then fell over.. and so did the short thing. Also found a phone there too!