Harper Stone, Naught Workshop Office Creature
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Harper Stone, Naught Workshop Office Creature
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I barely know what an office is, but apparently the head doesn't like us cuz we do illegal things.. But I get super cool instruments of violence and oranges!

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(This account is not affiliated with PM im only a parody :3)
I was talking about...you both being cute..
April 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You and Orange share something in common hmm :3
April 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
.....:3..
April 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I doubt Orange will do anything rash.
April 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
And I test fire infront of it already! it actually doesnt mind at all.
April 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Heyyyyyy...Its very content with me >:c
April 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Oh okay. Thank you pretty lady! :3
April 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Do cats not like oranges? :<
April 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
In the outskirts I found a very....familiar looking cat. It's following me to the office now! I want to keep it and name it.....Orange! :3
April 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
...Whats an Arbiter? Can't we just hit it with the black hole launcher....?
April 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Not fair Fitz, I made it!! I should be able to use it!!!!
April 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Oh we will, don't even worry about it. :3.
April 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We will take it off your hands then! :3
April 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Fritzrey wanted me to see the big violence machine! ...It does do violence right?
April 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Gimme gimme gimme.
April 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I can do it I can do it!
April 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM