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City wall walk
December 20, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I hope the OP isn't intending to completely follow him.
Spoiler : it ends very badly.
December 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Calm down, Arthur.
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Is that a Paul McCartney / Leonard Cohen medley?
December 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Same here, but cashiers often pick things out of order, which throws out my plan.
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Bounty + Twix = B'twixt.
The Shakespearean snack.
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Surely 1975 was only 20 years ago ?
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If we get organised, we can all swap for the weekend and return with a new appreciation of where we live.
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
There's only one way to find out ...
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Danke.
My new favourite safety film.
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Not so smart. I told it to unload itself, iron the shirts and put them away.
Nothing ! Come on boffins !!
December 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It should be the same rules as drivers : if you want to look at the phone, pull over to a safe place.
December 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
For a more manly smell, replace the liquid with WD-40.
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It's all Mules and no Foundation.
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It should be measured to the level a giant ape could stand.
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
It didn't end in 2012 and this isn't purgatory already?
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
As we used to say "like a bull in a china shop". When we had shops. I'm not sure what the equivalent is for online shopping.
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
It can only go down as the taste of dessert fades. They should get me whilst I'm still on a sugar high.
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
He was also very lax about disguising his own name.
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
The "TV we don't own".
I'm imagining the neighbours wondering where their remote has gone.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I sneeze for volume/distance.
I want people 200m away to confirm my achievement.
Only a pity there's no Guinness Record category for it.
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The thorny question of liability.
"It weren't me, your 'onour, it was the car did it."
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM