Noisy
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I hope the OP isn't intending to completely follow him.
Spoiler : it ends very badly.
Spoiler : it ends very badly.
December 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I hope the OP isn't intending to completely follow him.
Spoiler : it ends very badly.
Spoiler : it ends very badly.
Is that a Paul McCartney / Leonard Cohen medley?
December 16, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Is that a Paul McCartney / Leonard Cohen medley?
Same here, but cashiers often pick things out of order, which throws out my plan.
December 16, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Same here, but cashiers often pick things out of order, which throws out my plan.
Bounty + Twix = B'twixt.
The Shakespearean snack.
The Shakespearean snack.
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Bounty + Twix = B'twixt.
The Shakespearean snack.
The Shakespearean snack.
Surely 1975 was only 20 years ago ?
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Surely 1975 was only 20 years ago ?
If we get organised, we can all swap for the weekend and return with a new appreciation of where we live.
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If we get organised, we can all swap for the weekend and return with a new appreciation of where we live.
There's only one way to find out ...
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
There's only one way to find out ...
Danke.
My new favourite safety film.
My new favourite safety film.
December 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Danke.
My new favourite safety film.
My new favourite safety film.
Not so smart. I told it to unload itself, iron the shirts and put them away.
Nothing ! Come on boffins !!
Nothing ! Come on boffins !!
December 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Not so smart. I told it to unload itself, iron the shirts and put them away.
Nothing ! Come on boffins !!
Nothing ! Come on boffins !!
It should be the same rules as drivers : if you want to look at the phone, pull over to a safe place.
December 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
It should be the same rules as drivers : if you want to look at the phone, pull over to a safe place.
For a more manly smell, replace the liquid with WD-40.
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
For a more manly smell, replace the liquid with WD-40.
It's all Mules and no Foundation.
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It's all Mules and no Foundation.
It should be measured to the level a giant ape could stand.
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 AM
It should be measured to the level a giant ape could stand.
It didn't end in 2012 and this isn't purgatory already?
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
It didn't end in 2012 and this isn't purgatory already?
As we used to say "like a bull in a china shop". When we had shops. I'm not sure what the equivalent is for online shopping.
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 AM
As we used to say "like a bull in a china shop". When we had shops. I'm not sure what the equivalent is for online shopping.
It can only go down as the taste of dessert fades. They should get me whilst I'm still on a sugar high.
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It can only go down as the taste of dessert fades. They should get me whilst I'm still on a sugar high.
He was also very lax about disguising his own name.
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
He was also very lax about disguising his own name.
The "TV we don't own".
I'm imagining the neighbours wondering where their remote has gone.
I'm imagining the neighbours wondering where their remote has gone.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
The "TV we don't own".
I'm imagining the neighbours wondering where their remote has gone.
I'm imagining the neighbours wondering where their remote has gone.
I sneeze for volume/distance.
I want people 200m away to confirm my achievement.
Only a pity there's no Guinness Record category for it.
I want people 200m away to confirm my achievement.
Only a pity there's no Guinness Record category for it.
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I sneeze for volume/distance.
I want people 200m away to confirm my achievement.
Only a pity there's no Guinness Record category for it.
I want people 200m away to confirm my achievement.
Only a pity there's no Guinness Record category for it.
The thorny question of liability.
"It weren't me, your 'onour, it was the car did it."
"It weren't me, your 'onour, it was the car did it."
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The thorny question of liability.
"It weren't me, your 'onour, it was the car did it."
"It weren't me, your 'onour, it was the car did it."