Noisy
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“I bring you fun”
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
“I bring you fun”
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
“I bring you sunshine”
“I bring you love”
The Three Morecambe and Wise Men.
Whatever their reasons, wasting food like this is a slap in the face to struggling families.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Four arrested over defacing of Crown Jewels display case at Tower of London
The group Take Back Power says its members poured custard and apple crumble on the display.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Whatever their reasons, wasting food like this is a slap in the face to struggling families.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
No inconvemience at all.
December 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No inconvemience at all.
Bargain !
What could possibly go wrong ?
What could possibly go wrong ?
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Bargain !
What could possibly go wrong ?
What could possibly go wrong ?
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"Could this be a scam?" asked the bank pop-up when I tried to buy toner for the printer.
Yes, but not in the way you're thinking...
Yes, but not in the way you're thinking...
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"Could this be a scam?" asked the bank pop-up when I tried to buy toner for the printer.
Yes, but not in the way you're thinking...
Yes, but not in the way you're thinking...
"Let us not forget, Baldrick, that you solved the problem of your mother's low ceilings by cutting off her head"
Justice secretary wants most jury trials scrapped.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Justice secretary wants most jury trials scrapped.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Justice secretary wants most jury trials scrapped
Only cases of alleged murder, rape or manslaughter will be decided by a jury under new proposals to cut court backlogs.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"Let us not forget, Baldrick, that you solved the problem of your mother's low ceilings by cutting off her head"
Justice secretary wants most jury trials scrapped.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Justice secretary wants most jury trials scrapped.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Nothing else has happened in Norfolk for 267 years.
November 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Nothing else has happened in Norfolk for 267 years.
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Thx to Julie Ivory on Facebook for a great meme
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thx to Julie Ivory on Facebook for a great meme
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“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”
October 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Okay, okay, you guys have had your chance—the horses want another shot at it.”
Stumbled on this work of genius.
October 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Stumbled on this work of genius.
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It's International Coffee Day. A moment to put our caffeine-based differences aside and unite against our common enemy: soup.
October 1, 2025 at 7:55 AM
It's International Coffee Day. A moment to put our caffeine-based differences aside and unite against our common enemy: soup.
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Couldn't get to sleep last night because my brain decided it was of huge importance to write lyrics to the theme tune from Fawlty Towers so here it is…
(thanks brain)
(thanks brain)
September 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Couldn't get to sleep last night because my brain decided it was of huge importance to write lyrics to the theme tune from Fawlty Towers so here it is…
(thanks brain)
(thanks brain)
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I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesday, Wednesday, also grey
Thursday's also pretty grey
It's Friday
I'm a dog
I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesday, Wednesday, also grey
Thursday's also pretty grey
It's Friday
I'm a dog
September 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesday, Wednesday, also grey
Thursday's also pretty grey
It's Friday
I'm a dog
I don't care if Monday's grey
Tuesday, Wednesday, also grey
Thursday's also pretty grey
It's Friday
I'm a dog
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From the new Private Eye, out now.
September 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
From the new Private Eye, out now.
I'm 110% committed to accurate figures. 😉
August 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I'm 110% committed to accurate figures. 😉
"bof" is actually in the French dictionary. I always thought it was a stereotype by the English.
August 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"bof" is actually in the French dictionary. I always thought it was a stereotype by the English.
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My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
At the supermarket the other day, a woman asked her child (3-4 yo)
"Shall we buy some food ?"
Child emphatically replies " No !"
"Shall we buy some food ?"
Child emphatically replies " No !"
July 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
At the supermarket the other day, a woman asked her child (3-4 yo)
"Shall we buy some food ?"
Child emphatically replies " No !"
"Shall we buy some food ?"
Child emphatically replies " No !"
I look up to him because he's a dryer. I look down on him because he only washes 9kg.
June 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I look up to him because he's a dryer. I look down on him because he only washes 9kg.