Brendan Birch
@noitsmeeki.bsky.social
27. Ex-Champion and Hoenn’s greatest disappointment. Recovering vape addict // account run by lark
@snakenthegrass.bsky.social Hey… so I saw you liked this edit about me, man…
January 8, 2026 at 5:56 AM
@snakenthegrass.bsky.social Hey… so I saw you liked this edit about me, man…
Nice to see I’m not the only one he gets pissed at…
January 5, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Nice to see I’m not the only one he gets pissed at…
Owwwaaahhh owowowowow
January 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Owwwaaahhh owowowowow
They say however you spend the beginning of the year will be how the rest of the year goes… I guess there are worse things to do than get wine drunk and find trinkets for my Natu.
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 AM
They say however you spend the beginning of the year will be how the rest of the year goes… I guess there are worse things to do than get wine drunk and find trinkets for my Natu.
Back at it again😙~🎶
August 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Back at it again😙~🎶
I know I don’t have the best track record for not falling apart but things are different now
August 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I know I don’t have the best track record for not falling apart but things are different now
// AHHHH SO SORRY FOR BEING GONE FOR A MONTH I DIDNT GET ANY NOTIFS ON MY PHONE FOR BSKY
August 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
// AHHHH SO SORRY FOR BEING GONE FOR A MONTH I DIDNT GET ANY NOTIFS ON MY PHONE FOR BSKY
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THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAALLLL
June 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAALLLL
With Aqua and Magma and me almost beefing it multiple times in my early teens as a result… not to mention not being able to maintain the championship.. I’m just surprised
June 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
With Aqua and Magma and me almost beefing it multiple times in my early teens as a result… not to mention not being able to maintain the championship.. I’m just surprised
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I’m due for a crash out.
June 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’m due for a crash out.
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Can we finally admit that balletcore is just cosplay for people who never danced?
June 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Can we finally admit that balletcore is just cosplay for people who never danced?
Is it too much to immediately invite her to one of my contests even though I’m emerging from my cave after years of avoiding society at large?
June 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Is it too much to immediately invite her to one of my contests even though I’m emerging from my cave after years of avoiding society at large?
Isn’t it always an Arceus thing
June 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Isn’t it always an Arceus thing
Are all champions destined to be traumatized? I haven’t met a normal one yet…
June 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Are all champions destined to be traumatized? I haven’t met a normal one yet…
I *do* miss wearing eyeliner…
June 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I *do* miss wearing eyeliner…
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i bet i could walk him like a dog.
May 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
i bet i could walk him like a dog.
Damn, bitch, I live like this?
May 30, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Damn, bitch, I live like this?
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you're pathetic and you're honest about it. it's refreshing. i almost respect you.
May 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
you're pathetic and you're honest about it. it's refreshing. i almost respect you.
I know what I need, I just don’t know how to get there.
February 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I know what I need, I just don’t know how to get there.
10 missed calls, 2 voicemails, 5 extremely concerned text messages
February 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
10 missed calls, 2 voicemails, 5 extremely concerned text messages
I think if I was a pokemon, I’d be Scraggy. Little man brings a chill vibe to the function
January 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I think if I was a pokemon, I’d be Scraggy. Little man brings a chill vibe to the function
The real consolation is that I confiscated it off of some kids
December 28, 2024 at 12:21 AM
The real consolation is that I confiscated it off of some kids
If you see me squinting at route signs, kindly mind your business. I have something in my eye
December 27, 2024 at 11:39 PM
If you see me squinting at route signs, kindly mind your business. I have something in my eye