Ash
@nokneecartilage.bsky.social
Boring as fuck. Can’t walk. Occasionally post puppers and I used to make the vidya games
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The immediate release of serotonin i just got after I read that Thomas Frank got the boot is the greatest thing I’ve ever felt. This must be how Don Draper felt when he came up with that coke advert in the mad men finale
a man is sitting with his eyes closed in front of the ocean .
ALT: a man is sitting with his eyes closed in front of the ocean .
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February 11, 2026 at 10:13 AM
The immediate release of serotonin i just got after I read that Thomas Frank got the boot is the greatest thing I’ve ever felt. This must be how Don Draper felt when he came up with that coke advert in the mad men finale
RIP Kasuga, you deserved better. Just yet another unnecessary RGG casualty
February 10, 2026 at 10:34 PM
RIP Kasuga, you deserved better. Just yet another unnecessary RGG casualty
Three weeks till sexy’s back, plz be good. Please
February 6, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Three weeks till sexy’s back, plz be good. Please
Point is a point and they desperately need it, honestly don’t give a crap how it apparently benefits rapist fc (who are always at the brink of collapsing again anyways). Just sucks that the spurs board will use it as an excuse to keep that fraud in the dug out for another week
February 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Point is a point and they desperately need it, honestly don’t give a crap how it apparently benefits rapist fc (who are always at the brink of collapsing again anyways). Just sucks that the spurs board will use it as an excuse to keep that fraud in the dug out for another week
Of all the films for Disney to not release world wide it had to be a Sam Raimi one didn’t it?
January 31, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Of all the films for Disney to not release world wide it had to be a Sam Raimi one didn’t it?
Bone Temple did something with the infected that I hoped 28 Weeks Later had explored in 2007 but didn’t even attempt. So happy that we’ve now gotten two pieces of a trilogy that both feel new and fresh instead of the same generic regurgitated shite most IP’s crap out
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Bone Temple did something with the infected that I hoped 28 Weeks Later had explored in 2007 but didn’t even attempt. So happy that we’ve now gotten two pieces of a trilogy that both feel new and fresh instead of the same generic regurgitated shite most IP’s crap out
I still love how 28 days later looks like complete shit on a big tv regardless of the resolution and how my 18 year old Blu ray audio is compressed to all hell. It’s something Weeks later messed up by trying to look all normal and professional
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 AM
I still love how 28 days later looks like complete shit on a big tv regardless of the resolution and how my 18 year old Blu ray audio is compressed to all hell. It’s something Weeks later messed up by trying to look all normal and professional
Of course Kudus goes down days after selling Johnson with no replacement. Stupidly predictable
January 4, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Of course Kudus goes down days after selling Johnson with no replacement. Stupidly predictable
I don’t care what a subsection of “fans” say, I’m gonna miss Brennan Johnson so freaking much. Not as much as I miss Son or Kane but hell of a lot more than Lucas Moura
January 1, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I don’t care what a subsection of “fans” say, I’m gonna miss Brennan Johnson so freaking much. Not as much as I miss Son or Kane but hell of a lot more than Lucas Moura
My four faves of the year for each bit or form of media or whatever, tried my best to read more books but my shitty knees put a stop to that in January
December 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My four faves of the year for each bit or form of media or whatever, tried my best to read more books but my shitty knees put a stop to that in January
Hooray, finally have a physical switch 2 cartridge for a game I don’t already own. Only took six months and big fat clean up of that backlog
December 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Hooray, finally have a physical switch 2 cartridge for a game I don’t already own. Only took six months and big fat clean up of that backlog
Baby’s third Gremlins Xmas suicide awareness PSA viewing
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Baby’s third Gremlins Xmas suicide awareness PSA viewing
Dared to mildly criticise naughty dog on reddit for not improving their working conditions after they said they would improve their working conditions and well…
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Dared to mildly criticise naughty dog on reddit for not improving their working conditions after they said they would improve their working conditions and well…
Yup, I’m sure selling last seasons top scorer that’s gotten little to no minutes all season of what seems to be out of spite is such a great idea. The Europa league winning goal scorer being sold in January to the team that dragged their feet in the summer and fucked you over, fucking great
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Yup, I’m sure selling last seasons top scorer that’s gotten little to no minutes all season of what seems to be out of spite is such a great idea. The Europa league winning goal scorer being sold in January to the team that dragged their feet in the summer and fucked you over, fucking great
Been playing way too much DOS2 this year to not immediately freak the fuck out seeing this. ARPG, CRPG, lizard fucking dating sim, I don’t give a shit I’ll be there day one
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Been playing way too much DOS2 this year to not immediately freak the fuck out seeing this. ARPG, CRPG, lizard fucking dating sim, I don’t give a shit I’ll be there day one
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Big thanks to TNT for airing Sonny’s spurs return to specifically make me cry before this game has even started
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Big thanks to TNT for airing Sonny’s spurs return to specifically make me cry before this game has even started
20th anniversary or some shite, now stop being stupid and ruining your reputation and get that sex pest out of your new game and stop fucking with people’s Kiwami game saves
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
20th anniversary or some shite, now stop being stupid and ruining your reputation and get that sex pest out of your new game and stop fucking with people’s Kiwami game saves
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Despite the best efforts of Saudi Arabia's PIF and the richest league in the world's incompetent and meddlesome officials, that's a great battling point from Tottenham. #COYS
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Despite the best efforts of Saudi Arabia's PIF and the richest league in the world's incompetent and meddlesome officials, that's a great battling point from Tottenham. #COYS
Maybe now people will actually admit that state owned clubs are clearly in prem officials pockets. Most blatant attempt at match fixing I’ve seen in English football so far and off course it’s a Saudi owned sportswashing organisation in the ref’s ear
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Maybe now people will actually admit that state owned clubs are clearly in prem officials pockets. Most blatant attempt at match fixing I’ve seen in English football so far and off course it’s a Saudi owned sportswashing organisation in the ref’s ear
Picture in Picture in Picture, bonus points for both of these players being ass on desktop and Now tv being even worse at 240p on the smart tv
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Picture in Picture in Picture, bonus points for both of these players being ass on desktop and Now tv being even worse at 240p on the smart tv
Another month with zero league wins at N17, this spurs team are absolute shite regardless of who’s in charge. No wonder most fans have stopped showing up and the ones that do are dead silent for 90 minutes
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Another month with zero league wins at N17, this spurs team are absolute shite regardless of who’s in charge. No wonder most fans have stopped showing up and the ones that do are dead silent for 90 minutes