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Memees grow up so fast Two images. The left is the little girl looking askance and slightly concerned. The right image is the same girl as a young woman.
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Tweet by Sean Leahy @thepunningman "The bond's Name, James Name" Pleased to ... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance" 9:33am 2 Dec 2014
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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😂 “I’m proud of my pride” 🤣
A shirtless man, with a mullet, sucking on a piece of straw, leaning against a truck, is saying: "Respect your mother - you son of a bitch"
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I’m sending Pete a copy of this book for Christmas . . .
Penguin Books PIPE DOWN CUNT by Norman Mailer Complete -- Unabridged
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Muhammad — as a kid
A baby goat leaping in the air. Caption: People say filling your animals with helium is wrong. I say whatever floats your goat.
November 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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It’s true!!
November 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Yes, he just loves Putin . . . look at his little tail wagging in Paris, November 2018.
Melania and Donald Trump, Angela Merkel, Emmanuel and Brigitte Macron lined up at a commemorative gathering in Paris. The back of Vladimir Putin's head is visible as he approaches. Trump has a very awkward smile for him. Melania's eyes are demurely cast downward. Merkel and Macron are glaring at him.
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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The Oval Scoffice.
A cartoon by Kelly of the heavily gilded oval office. Father, Fred Trump appears in the top left corner labeled as Never Impressed Fathers, saying from heaven: Harumph. You call _this_ gilded? Below, Lady Liberty peeks through a door and looks horrified. A tearfullDonald Trump, labeled as Desperate-to-please-presidents, says: I ... I'm building a ballroom too ... Behind Donald are two tearful characters labeled Patriotic Taxpayers and Selfless Billionaire donors. Bottom right corner is a bespectacled man with a notebook saying: The oval Scoffice
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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So,
I can't believe it's not Satire! - spoof logo
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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IKR
I can't believe it's not Satire! - spoof logo
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Two black and white cats with their thumbs up. Caption: Good work!
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Gauloises?
Armed vigilantes surrounding a sign that says: Lotters will be shoot on sight [sic]. Below, an image of an otter wearing a beret and the caption: L'Otters are not afraid.
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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This is my step ladder.

I never knew my real ladder.
A stepladder
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Motivational poster graphic with the words: I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. ~ Mitch Hedberg
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Remember, kids . . .
Side view of a country gentleman with an extra large nose. Caption: Don't snort Viagra
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Two black and white cats with their thumbs up. Caption: Good work!
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Apologies for the errant apostrophe . . .
Just flipped our microwave on its side, and he absolutely loves it!
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Sauce?
It was the best of Shires, It was the . . . Images of Worcestershire sauce bottles.
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Yep
R2D2 apparently relieving itself in a rear parking lot.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Dismaland.

h/t Banksy
An image of Banksy's Dismaland
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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A simple meme of a black cat holding a white bone, with the caption: I found this humerus.
November 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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For the DHS it’s 22 year old Thomas Fugate FWIW.
Official portrait of Thomas Fugate III.
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I’m selling mine . . .
A cat asleep in a molded fibre packaging insert. A somewhat odd shape, but the cat fits perfectly.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Here he is, without the tea cozy 🫖 . . .
Image of Tim Pool without a hat.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I tried wearing a top hat, but it kept jamming the doors of the overhead bins.
Sir Topham Hatt - the Fat Controller - 1986 - Thomas The Tank Engine railway series.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM