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Lindsey — da nobis intermissum mate.
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Lindsey — da nobis intermissum mate.
He called them Somalians the other day. 🫤
December 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
He called them Somalians the other day. 🫤
That would be crushing
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
That would be crushing
Like the Trump T1 mobile phone?
You’ve ripped orff $59 million from the punters.
You’ve ripped orff $59 million from the punters.
December 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Like the Trump T1 mobile phone?
You’ve ripped orff $59 million from the punters.
You’ve ripped orff $59 million from the punters.
. . . and summarily executing the suspects.
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
. . . and summarily executing the suspects.
What about the submarine 🥪 attacks, mate?
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
What about the submarine 🥪 attacks, mate?
Did he draw an intricate grandfather clock with Roman numerals, or maybe a cuckoo clock?
December 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Did he draw an intricate grandfather clock with Roman numerals, or maybe a cuckoo clock?
I bet he can’t spell ‘rhinoceros’.
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I bet he can’t spell ‘rhinoceros’.
And the Trump T1 mobile phone?
590,000 people have paid a $100 deposit for the phone.
It was supposed to deliver in August. The customer hotline is not answering.
“Made in the USA” has been removed from the online specs.
Trump org has pocketed $59 million — what a scam!
590,000 people have paid a $100 deposit for the phone.
It was supposed to deliver in August. The customer hotline is not answering.
“Made in the USA” has been removed from the online specs.
Trump org has pocketed $59 million — what a scam!
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
And the Trump T1 mobile phone?
590,000 people have paid a $100 deposit for the phone.
It was supposed to deliver in August. The customer hotline is not answering.
“Made in the USA” has been removed from the online specs.
Trump org has pocketed $59 million — what a scam!
590,000 people have paid a $100 deposit for the phone.
It was supposed to deliver in August. The customer hotline is not answering.
“Made in the USA” has been removed from the online specs.
Trump org has pocketed $59 million — what a scam!
Very smelly beef.
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Very smelly beef.
Confirmation of nominated cabinet secretaries by the Senate is the key here.
Joni Ernst, a Republican, held out for a while, but then caved and Hegseth was approved. (Grrr)
Joni Ernst, a Republican, held out for a while, but then caved and Hegseth was approved. (Grrr)
December 2, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Confirmation of nominated cabinet secretaries by the Senate is the key here.
Joni Ernst, a Republican, held out for a while, but then caved and Hegseth was approved. (Grrr)
Joni Ernst, a Republican, held out for a while, but then caved and Hegseth was approved. (Grrr)
At a guess, I would say court martial.
Officer A: do this illegal thing
Officer B: certainly not
Officer A: you will face trial in a court martial
Officer B: very well . . . so be it.
Officer A: do this illegal thing
Officer B: certainly not
Officer A: you will face trial in a court martial
Officer B: very well . . . so be it.
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
At a guess, I would say court martial.
Officer A: do this illegal thing
Officer B: certainly not
Officer A: you will face trial in a court martial
Officer B: very well . . . so be it.
Officer A: do this illegal thing
Officer B: certainly not
Officer A: you will face trial in a court martial
Officer B: very well . . . so be it.
. . . with a side of stroganoff.
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
. . . with a side of stroganoff.
If the rectum is blocked off for long enough, excrement is ejected through the mouth 🤮
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
If the rectum is blocked off for long enough, excrement is ejected through the mouth 🤮
And, it is 𝙣𝙤𝙩 fentanol
It’s fentanyl which doesn’t originate from Venezuela.
It’s fentanyl which doesn’t originate from Venezuela.
December 2, 2025 at 4:44 AM
And, it is 𝙣𝙤𝙩 fentanol
It’s fentanyl which doesn’t originate from Venezuela.
It’s fentanyl which doesn’t originate from Venezuela.
I thought Dai Hard was Welsh! 🏴
December 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I thought Dai Hard was Welsh! 🏴
That’s what MTG said to Emily Maitlis.
Marjorie Taylor Greene lashes out as Emily Maitlis asks about conspiracy theories
Extremist tells British interviewer ‘you’re a conspiracy theorist’ and dismisses her over ‘Jewish space lasers’ question
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
That’s what MTG said to Emily Maitlis.
There are no stairs. The lower right corner clearly depicts a paternoster.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
There are no stairs. The lower right corner clearly depicts a paternoster.
But this is a plan of the second floor!
The main entrance is downstairs.
The main entrance is downstairs.
December 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
But this is a plan of the second floor!
The main entrance is downstairs.
The main entrance is downstairs.
Mmmm, prawns! 🤤
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Mmmm, prawns! 🤤
Nicely decorated trench! Who is the interior designer?
December 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Nicely decorated trench! Who is the interior designer?