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Santa doesn't hand out spots on the naughty list you have to earn it.
December 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Santa doesn't hand out spots on the naughty list you have to earn it.
A place on Santa’s naughty list is earned, not given.
December 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
A place on Santa’s naughty list is earned, not given.
Looks like the closing scene of SNL.
December 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Looks like the closing scene of SNL.
Go to the chaos of the grocery store now, so you'll better appreciate calm later.
December 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Go to the chaos of the grocery store now, so you'll better appreciate calm later.
You should expect a memorial when you return to work.
December 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You should expect a memorial when you return to work.
And just like that all future 60 Minutes programs must be approved by the Department of Misinformation.
December 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
And just like that all future 60 Minutes programs must be approved by the Department of Misinformation.
Cool, just add fried bacon.
December 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Cool, just add fried bacon.
Free will can be a bitch
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Free will can be a bitch
🤷♂️ but it was recycling day.
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
🤷♂️ but it was recycling day.
Or we remove all warning labels. We will be better off in a generation.
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Or we remove all warning labels. We will be better off in a generation.
I had lunch at Hooters and didn't see a single bird.
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I had lunch at Hooters and didn't see a single bird.
I would like to hear the choir sing Like a Virgin during Christmas mass.
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I would like to hear the choir sing Like a Virgin during Christmas mass.
Let me know if you an alibi.
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Let me know if you an alibi.
The machines will decide like a Hogwarts sorting hat.
December 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The machines will decide like a Hogwarts sorting hat.
For a $1.99 a query.
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
For a $1.99 a query.
Sharing is caring.
December 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sharing is caring.
So you grabbed a few butts at the party. Let the person who hasn't cast the first stone.
December 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
So you grabbed a few butts at the party. Let the person who hasn't cast the first stone.
Trump fired the last guy who told the truth.
December 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Trump fired the last guy who told the truth.
Think of the make-up sex. Open up the bag of spicy Cheetos.
December 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Think of the make-up sex. Open up the bag of spicy Cheetos.