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I'm sending out gift baskets for Christmas this year with the following note attached:

Please fill up the basket with something nice and send it back. 🎄
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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shredded cheese is just regular cheese that likes to brag about its workout routine
December 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
If you still need some gift ideas.
December 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Audioslave was playing on the classic rock station. I have more life to live, goddamnit
December 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Ain’t no stress, gonna steal my day. I going to move this joy my way.
December 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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We just moved into the "that sounds like a January problem" part of December.
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I asked ChatGPT what to get my wife for Christmas. It replied, someone who listens to her.
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
All humans are built with the capacity to take naps. My capacity is overdeveloped.
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
McDonald's to hand out a Peace Prize with every Happy Meal.
December 6, 2025 at 7:44 AM
If you see a toilet in your dreams, do NOT use it.
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Should you be worried if you get an empty fortune cookie? Asking for a friend.
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Me at a nightclub

Where are the chairs?
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
You would make a great cult leader.
November 29, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Why have humans not evolved to smell your armpit begging for deodorant?

#selfawareness
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Is there an AI that can read Estein’s emails in the voice of James Earl Jones?
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I’m my dog’s emotional support animal.
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My ability to consume calories far outweighs my ability to burn calories.
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Wine is win with a silent e at the end. 🍷
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My version of preplanning involves leaving an uncooked plate of nachos in the microwave for when I get home.
November 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My winter body is filling out nicely.
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Did Boys to Men ever explain what an Alezanderpora is?
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Combining tourette's with energy drinks is never a good idea.
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Starting next year, airlines can begin counting early departures toward their average on-time arrival times.

Can't wait for the flight from New York to Miami to take off 6 hours early.
October 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm not retired, but the brochures look nice.
October 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM