S Collis
@nomissilloc.bsky.social
Mr @spiderwhisper. Music lover, F1 fanatic and occasional writer of stories no one reads. (www.simoncollis.com, put it in your router's block list)
"What's Toad up to now?" Asked Ratty.
"Motor cars," said Badger. "Again"
"Again?"
"Running people over, mostly."
"Poop poop," said Toad, sinisterly.
- Toad Of Hell Hall
(Inspired by the rubbish Toad in the Hole I made...)
"Motor cars," said Badger. "Again"
"Again?"
"Running people over, mostly."
"Poop poop," said Toad, sinisterly.
- Toad Of Hell Hall
(Inspired by the rubbish Toad in the Hole I made...)
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"What's Toad up to now?" Asked Ratty.
"Motor cars," said Badger. "Again"
"Again?"
"Running people over, mostly."
"Poop poop," said Toad, sinisterly.
- Toad Of Hell Hall
(Inspired by the rubbish Toad in the Hole I made...)
"Motor cars," said Badger. "Again"
"Again?"
"Running people over, mostly."
"Poop poop," said Toad, sinisterly.
- Toad Of Hell Hall
(Inspired by the rubbish Toad in the Hole I made...)
Safari is the new Internet Explorer
- it comes with the OS
- you can't uninstall it
- it's a pain to write add ons for it
- too many sites trust it blindly
- weird blue icon
- it comes with the OS
- you can't uninstall it
- it's a pain to write add ons for it
- too many sites trust it blindly
- weird blue icon
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Safari is the new Internet Explorer
- it comes with the OS
- you can't uninstall it
- it's a pain to write add ons for it
- too many sites trust it blindly
- weird blue icon
- it comes with the OS
- you can't uninstall it
- it's a pain to write add ons for it
- too many sites trust it blindly
- weird blue icon
Anyone know how to export a chat form Signal?
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Anyone know how to export a chat form Signal?
I sit down at my desk only to find Excel has acquired a new, uglier icon.
Not major, just another annoyance to add to the pile.
Not major, just another annoyance to add to the pile.
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I sit down at my desk only to find Excel has acquired a new, uglier icon.
Not major, just another annoyance to add to the pile.
Not major, just another annoyance to add to the pile.
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Purrple Cat - "What Lies Beyond"
youtu.be/ewhb7JwgGnE
youtu.be/ewhb7JwgGnE
What Lies Beyond
YouTube video by Purrple Cat - Topic
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November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Purrple Cat - "What Lies Beyond"
youtu.be/ewhb7JwgGnE
youtu.be/ewhb7JwgGnE
Locust Toybox - "Birthday Lungs"
youtu.be/maziIZoBTl4
youtu.be/maziIZoBTl4
Birthday Lungs
YouTube video by Locust Toybox - Topic
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Locust Toybox - "Birthday Lungs"
youtu.be/maziIZoBTl4
youtu.be/maziIZoBTl4
Halloween may be over, but The Skeleton Dance is forever youtu.be/h03QBNVwX8Q
silly symphony - the skeleton dance 1929 disney short
YouTube video by HarleyQuinnx313
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Halloween may be over, but The Skeleton Dance is forever youtu.be/h03QBNVwX8Q
An app just sent me a notification. Sound, banner, everything. To tell me that notifications were turned off and I wouldn't be notified unless I turned them on in settings. Just... why?
October 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
An app just sent me a notification. Sound, banner, everything. To tell me that notifications were turned off and I wouldn't be notified unless I turned them on in settings. Just... why?
I always think the start of Purrple Cat's "Muse" sounds like it belongs in the Amelie soundtrack youtu.be/pzb_iyqcko4
Muse
YouTube video by Purrple Cat - Topic
youtu.be
October 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I always think the start of Purrple Cat's "Muse" sounds like it belongs in the Amelie soundtrack youtu.be/pzb_iyqcko4
Lovely this - "Bridge of Promises", Jean-Michel Jarre from 1972
youtu.be/ehuGKcQnpCw
youtu.be/ehuGKcQnpCw
Jean Michel Jarre - Bridge of Promises
YouTube video by Flame55555
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September 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Lovely this - "Bridge of Promises", Jean-Michel Jarre from 1972
youtu.be/ehuGKcQnpCw
youtu.be/ehuGKcQnpCw
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September 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Think I just lost my last remaining respect for McLaren. Norris would have gone past Piastri anyway but they had to make it look as bad as possible didn't they?
September 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Think I just lost my last remaining respect for McLaren. Norris would have gone past Piastri anyway but they had to make it look as bad as possible didn't they?
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August 28, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Now I'm having Lola flashbacks. This... this... it'll be OK this time, right? Right?
August 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Now I'm having Lola flashbacks. This... this... it'll be OK this time, right? Right?
Every time I hear "Come Back and Shake Me" by Clodagh Rodgers I can't get over the idea that it's written from the point of view an actual doll that's been in the toy box unloved for years begging its owner for a hug and damn it why am I crying again?
August 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Every time I hear "Come Back and Shake Me" by Clodagh Rodgers I can't get over the idea that it's written from the point of view an actual doll that's been in the toy box unloved for years begging its owner for a hug and damn it why am I crying again?
If you use the words "code smell" I assume you have the emotional growth level of a five year old.
August 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If you use the words "code smell" I assume you have the emotional growth level of a five year old.
Just to add to my sense of impending doom today, @purrplecat.bsky.social 's live stream stopped working.
August 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Just to add to my sense of impending doom today, @purrplecat.bsky.social 's live stream stopped working.
This was supposed to be a temporary profile picture. Now it feels like my emotional support pumpkin.
August 11, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This was supposed to be a temporary profile picture. Now it feels like my emotional support pumpkin.
Amazon's recommendation system is broken.
They recommended me a 4 pack of batteries and some weedkiller. Deleted both, refreshed the page. Now they recommend a 6 pack of batteries and a 2 pack of weedkiller.
Yeah... not quite what I had in mind.
They recommended me a 4 pack of batteries and some weedkiller. Deleted both, refreshed the page. Now they recommend a 6 pack of batteries and a 2 pack of weedkiller.
Yeah... not quite what I had in mind.
June 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Amazon's recommendation system is broken.
They recommended me a 4 pack of batteries and some weedkiller. Deleted both, refreshed the page. Now they recommend a 6 pack of batteries and a 2 pack of weedkiller.
Yeah... not quite what I had in mind.
They recommended me a 4 pack of batteries and some weedkiller. Deleted both, refreshed the page. Now they recommend a 6 pack of batteries and a 2 pack of weedkiller.
Yeah... not quite what I had in mind.
I just had an expresso macchiato.
I think we all know who's to blame for that one.
I think we all know who's to blame for that one.
June 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I just had an expresso macchiato.
I think we all know who's to blame for that one.
I think we all know who's to blame for that one.
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Six House Rs, many from vulnerable districts, sent a letter to ICE explicitly saying deporting non-criminals makes us less safe.
It's a striking document. It undercuts Trump's rationale for mass deportations and reveals deep political vulnerability on the issue. 2/
newrepublic.com/article/1968...
It's a striking document. It undercuts Trump's rationale for mass deportations and reveals deep political vulnerability on the issue. 2/
newrepublic.com/article/1968...
June 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Six House Rs, many from vulnerable districts, sent a letter to ICE explicitly saying deporting non-criminals makes us less safe.
It's a striking document. It undercuts Trump's rationale for mass deportations and reveals deep political vulnerability on the issue. 2/
newrepublic.com/article/1968...
It's a striking document. It undercuts Trump's rationale for mass deportations and reveals deep political vulnerability on the issue. 2/
newrepublic.com/article/1968...
iOS 26 isn't out but I'm already searching how to turn off the "liquid glass" transparency effects
June 10, 2025 at 7:47 AM
iOS 26 isn't out but I'm already searching how to turn off the "liquid glass" transparency effects
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May 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Lithuania just pulled a blinder. My favourite of Eurovision this year so far.
May 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Lithuania just pulled a blinder. My favourite of Eurovision this year so far.