I wrote out a long thread about Musk and the right's goals for society in light of recent tweets of his, but it was very end-is-nigh'ish and I don't want to be the guy sending that energy into the world. Instead, enjoy this ode to cats!

This is absolutely guaranteed to work but it wouldn't even take big media to make it happen. Flood social media with Elon praise for winning the election and how he's the real president and his ass will be gone in a nano-scaramucci!

Trump nominated RFK Jr because he owed him for his endorsement. Trump couldn't care less about HHS and would probably be happy to abolish it altogether especially after the covid fiasco.

Now if he could figure out how to weaponize it against dems he'd have nominated "Ronny Johnson"

Tired: we need a leftist Joe Rogan.

Wired: we need a leftist Alex Jones.

www.status.news/p/not-satire...

I'm afraid my normal therapy won't be enough for the next few years and am exploring some additional treatments...

I just read the House was called for the GOP so they have a unified govt.

Time for them to deliver on their promises - no more inflation, cheaper prices, affordable housing, better Healthcare, massive economic growth, lower crime rates, and world peace!

I'm not going to hold my breath...

Hello Bluesky! I can't believe it took so long to find you. I deleted Twitter when Ick McEww bought it and have been searching for something to scratch that it since. All the new features and perks here sounds amazing too! Anyway, hi!