NoobLord9001
@nooblord9001.bsky.social
(She/Her) 27yo Androgynous Transgender Lesbian. NSFW (18+).
Profile Pic by @GiygasBandicoot
Profile Pic by @GiygasBandicoot
QTP a female anime character I love? Haven't watched an anime in aeons, but--
November 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
QTP a female anime character I love? Haven't watched an anime in aeons, but--
Who's Your Favorite Jedi? Wrong Answers Only
October 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Who's Your Favorite Jedi? Wrong Answers Only
For the past couple years, I've been more of the assertion that tankies have more in common with centrists than either group does with Liberals or Conservatives; less of a "Horseshoe" and more of a... whatever the fuck this shape is supposed to be called:
September 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
For the past couple years, I've been more of the assertion that tankies have more in common with centrists than either group does with Liberals or Conservatives; less of a "Horseshoe" and more of a... whatever the fuck this shape is supposed to be called:
I'm probably gonna end up getting 100,000% more smug and annoying if these dumbasses actually end up tryna pull this string 💀
September 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I'm probably gonna end up getting 100,000% more smug and annoying if these dumbasses actually end up tryna pull this string 💀
My last saved meme is my moral philosophy?
[looks through phone]
[looks through phone]
![An overweight edit of Spyro, captioned with "I'M SO FULL FROM CIGARETTES YUM" [sic]. The "Cigarettes" part of the caption is very clearly edited in to have replaced another word.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:oz5g54lhlnihpmfwl4omlsfm/bafkreigp67y27m2bm5hv66bbuboaoxpl7aks5uxbtt2baef57owxm7fgsu@jpeg)
September 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
My last saved meme is my moral philosophy?
[looks through phone]
[looks through phone]
This is, objectively-speaking, The Correct Number of Followers for Me Specifically to Have.
September 5, 2025 at 8:22 AM
This is, objectively-speaking, The Correct Number of Followers for Me Specifically to Have.
>"oh hey, blorbo is making new tumblr blog! :D"
>goes to webbed site
>transmisogynistic filth already flooding her inbox with their bullshit less than 24 hours since the blog's creation
>goes to webbed site
>transmisogynistic filth already flooding her inbox with their bullshit less than 24 hours since the blog's creation
September 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
>"oh hey, blorbo is making new tumblr blog! :D"
>goes to webbed site
>transmisogynistic filth already flooding her inbox with their bullshit less than 24 hours since the blog's creation
>goes to webbed site
>transmisogynistic filth already flooding her inbox with their bullshit less than 24 hours since the blog's creation
Thread about Posting Monsters? Here's my contribution:
August 31, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Thread about Posting Monsters? Here's my contribution:
>mfw when Twitch sends me a notification that isn't "CD-Call is streaming":
July 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
>mfw when Twitch sends me a notification that isn't "CD-Call is streaming":
Here, have four robots who are not from Star War, Star Trick, Dr. Whomst, or Transformer:
July 6, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Here, have four robots who are not from Star War, Star Trick, Dr. Whomst, or Transformer:
Me: “Return to Ash sounds like it’ll be right up my alley—”
[sees main character’s full name]
Me @ Myself:
[sees main character’s full name]
Me @ Myself:
June 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Me: “Return to Ash sounds like it’ll be right up my alley—”
[sees main character’s full name]
Me @ Myself:
[sees main character’s full name]
Me @ Myself:
but mx. fortune cookie, @cd-call.bsky.social already lets me freeload in her server and (occasionally) laughs at my terrible jokes; how is she supposed to top that??? 🤯
June 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
but mx. fortune cookie, @cd-call.bsky.social already lets me freeload in her server and (occasionally) laughs at my terrible jokes; how is she supposed to top that??? 🤯
ugh, the swashbuckler failed their medicine check to keep the poor bastard from dying? why is the dice bot trying to kill my players all the sudden???
nah, fuck this; i’m making ‘em reroll that shit. My ass is NOT the type-a GM that kills a PC at the story-focused table before Level 3
nah, fuck this; i’m making ‘em reroll that shit. My ass is NOT the type-a GM that kills a PC at the story-focused table before Level 3
June 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
ugh, the swashbuckler failed their medicine check to keep the poor bastard from dying? why is the dice bot trying to kill my players all the sudden???
nah, fuck this; i’m making ‘em reroll that shit. My ass is NOT the type-a GM that kills a PC at the story-focused table before Level 3
nah, fuck this; i’m making ‘em reroll that shit. My ass is NOT the type-a GM that kills a PC at the story-focused table before Level 3
mfw i accidentally almost kill one of my players’ characters mere moments after the first combat of the campaign because he didn’t pick up on the implicit “don’t drink this” advice from the GM saying “hey this ale the bartender gave you is suspicious”:
June 8, 2025 at 11:06 AM
mfw i accidentally almost kill one of my players’ characters mere moments after the first combat of the campaign because he didn’t pick up on the implicit “don’t drink this” advice from the GM saying “hey this ale the bartender gave you is suspicious”:
Me: [in bed]
Brain: “me want write.”
Me: “It’s 3AM—! ugh, fine.” [gets up]
Brain: “nvm me want eepy”
Me: “Make up your—! Whatever, I should be asleep anyway…” [goes back to bed]
Brain: “no, me want write”
>mfw
Brain: “me want write.”
Me: “It’s 3AM—! ugh, fine.” [gets up]
Brain: “nvm me want eepy”
Me: “Make up your—! Whatever, I should be asleep anyway…” [goes back to bed]
Brain: “no, me want write”
>mfw
May 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Me: [in bed]
Brain: “me want write.”
Me: “It’s 3AM—! ugh, fine.” [gets up]
Brain: “nvm me want eepy”
Me: “Make up your—! Whatever, I should be asleep anyway…” [goes back to bed]
Brain: “no, me want write”
>mfw
Brain: “me want write.”
Me: “It’s 3AM—! ugh, fine.” [gets up]
Brain: “nvm me want eepy”
Me: “Make up your—! Whatever, I should be asleep anyway…” [goes back to bed]
Brain: “no, me want write”
>mfw
bro gonna look like this by the end of the week:
May 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
bro gonna look like this by the end of the week:
I’ve never been on a date (hasn’t been enough of a priority), but honestly this is probably the closest my phone has to how I imagine my date would respond to my shenanigans:
March 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’ve never been on a date (hasn’t been enough of a priority), but honestly this is probably the closest my phone has to how I imagine my date would respond to my shenanigans:
scrolling @canyoupetthedog.com and noticed they haven't posted about Oink from The Game Baker's "Haven" (2020) yet (pic related)
March 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
scrolling @canyoupetthedog.com and noticed they haven't posted about Oink from The Game Baker's "Haven" (2020) yet (pic related)
THEY REMOVED WAILING ARROW!?!
March 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
THEY REMOVED WAILING ARROW!?!