Mayor of Simpleton, PhD
@noodlemanning.bsky.social
I’m a “great, awful candy bar, walking around in a pair of shoes” and a proud mama of 2. Teacher. Writer. Hugger. Horror Fan. Randy Newman Enthusiast.
What the actual fuck
February 1, 2026 at 12:17 PM
What the actual fuck
Do you have any showings in the US right now? I’d love to see one in real life!
February 1, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Do you have any showings in the US right now? I’d love to see one in real life!
Is this you work? It’s great.
January 19, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Is this you work? It’s great.
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America has always been run like a criminal syndicate but good god they had good PR. You can really see how good it was now. Wow. When the smoke screen of legalese and dull newspeak is ripped away, you see the raw ugliness of empire.
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 AM
America has always been run like a criminal syndicate but good god they had good PR. You can really see how good it was now. Wow. When the smoke screen of legalese and dull newspeak is ripped away, you see the raw ugliness of empire.
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I can’t even begin to imagine what it’s like dedicated your life to writing some of the most incredibly written articles in the history of the internet, only to then be told that you no longer have a job because the publication you used to work for got sold off to a soulless hedge fund.
September 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I can’t even begin to imagine what it’s like dedicated your life to writing some of the most incredibly written articles in the history of the internet, only to then be told that you no longer have a job because the publication you used to work for got sold off to a soulless hedge fund.
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Both gone now. Just sad
September 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Both gone now. Just sad