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inkana.bsky.social
Hello new users of Bluesky. Just a reminder that I am internet royalty, more original than Lauren Duca, and handsome to boot
screenshot from Know  Your Meme with a screenshot of a tweet I made stoned in my kitchen in 2015: a group of white guys is called a 'podcast' thank you
inkana.bsky.social
military folks who get stationed in Alaska have so many great moose stories. theyre as big as a tank and can move about as fast!!!
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internethippo.bsky.social
We've strategically placed mediocre hacks at the top of every political and business organization, let's see what happens next
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mtsw.bsky.social
Yes ultimately many Dem electeds are afraid to give police under their command lawful orders because they think they will not be obeyed and the consequences that fact would have for them and for their state.
impemboganecue.bsky.social
It’s easy to call out Pritzker on this but something darker may be happening here. I’m not sure if he is secretly helping Trump behind the scenes. I think he’s terrified to test whether state police would obey him at all if he used them against the feds
unraveledpress.com
Several Illinois state troopers out here now with pepper ball launchers of their own.
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solomonmissouri.bsky.social
He may not have ethics but ain’t nothing wrong with his eyesight
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ryanboyd.bsky.social
The American right might have power but they will never know ball or be cool. They make no lasting art, fear beautiful cities like Chicago and LA, and don’t even like sports. They have no vision but domination and death. Losers!
inkana.bsky.social
speedrunning Orban-style rule as fast as possible to avoid getting nuked in the midterms but doing it so poorly you kneecap all abilities to steal the midterms >>>>>>
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
peter thiel (clutching chrome plated human skull) tell me oracle... does the world end in fire, or ice? the passionate flames of the activist thunberg, or the frozen doom yudkowski demands?

chatGPT: ✨ What a great question, Peter! ✨

Let's break that tough Q down 🕺, in your favorite epic style:
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prisonculture.bsky.social
I don't think it's going to work out in the way they think because what they are doing is to actually promote the protest and the date in a way that the organizers can't on their own. So lots of people will now be searching: October 18 protest who would have had no clue before.
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dean.bsky.social
One of the great jazz photographs, by Bob Parent:

Charles Mingus, Roy Haynes, Thelonious Monk & Charlie Parker
The Open Door, New York, September 13, 1953

"Working with Monk is like falling down a dark elevator shaft."
- John Coltrane
A photo of the small stage, with the four musicians performing.
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rodger.bsky.social
All-time social media graphic from ESPN
An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text

He’s genuinely an idiot.
GUNNER OLSZEWSKI
on Cam Skattebo
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haredurer.bsky.social
The purpose of a stiff wealth tax and setting an effective ceiling on personal wealth is to keep evil and deeply unwell rich people from making themselves everyone else's problem. Revenue is secondary.
washingtonpost.com
Exclusive: Tech billionaire Peter Thiel warned that Swedish activist Greta Thunberg and critics of AI are “legionnaires of the Antichrist” in private lectures that connected government oversight of Silicon Valley to an apocalyptic future.
Inside billionaire Peter Thiel’s private lectures: Warnings of ‘the Antichrist’ and U.S. destruction
In leaked recordings of private lectures by tech billionaire Peter Thiel he argued that “the Antichrist” is likely to take the form of a critic of technology.
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inkana.bsky.social
guy who grew up in a mansion: MANSION BOY over there can't relate to all you rich bus riders
colindickey.com
[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]
Andrew Cuomo tweet:

@ZohranKMamdani's "plan" provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while @ZohranKMamdani the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.
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kbgraubart.bsky.social
The Nobel Committee really threaded a needle here, choosing an person who opposed certain kinds of authoritarianism while requesting aid from authoritarians in her attempt to overthrow her own government, including Netanyahu and Trump.
shawnybantzy.bsky.social
Apparently our newest Nobel Peace Prize winner wrote to fucking Netanyahu for help in overthrowing the government of her own country dawg
The population of Venezuela needs international protection against the widespread and systematic attack to which the Venezuelan regime subjects it. This is demonstrated by the report dated May 29, 2018, submitted by the Organisation of American States to the International Criminal Court. This has served as the basis for nine states, including Argentina, to file complaints against the regime before that international body. We deeply appreciate this effort, which is decisive for the outcome of the Venezuelan tragedy.


I am convinced that the international community, in accordance with the responsibility to protect doctrine, is called upon to provide Venezuelans with the necessary support to bring about the regime change that is urgently needed to restore national and international security. Therefore, I have recently sent letters to several of the world’s leading figures to promote before the United Nations Security Council the adoption of effective protection measures for Venezuela by fostering regime change, a step that necessarily entails strengthening international security. Today I want to ask Israel and Argentina to contribute their expertise and influence to advance a sound and urgent decision-making process in the Security Council.

Such measures are imperative in the face of a hemispheric security hotspot like the one currently posed by the regime oppressing Venezuela. The United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees and the International Organisation for Migration have certified that the current refugee crisis of people fleeing Venezuela is the largest in the history of the Americas. Argentina is an example of this crisis, having welcomed hundreds of thousands of our compatriots—a gesture for which Venezuelans will always be grateful. However, we must be aware that without a change of regime in our country, hemispheric and global security will be at risk.
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stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social
Here’s a joke I made about Eric Adams earlier this year
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demetri.bsky.social
My favorite is the picture of him with Kevin Love, who is taller than almost everyone I've ever met
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
“It’s a fuck you to Trump!” and it’s just a lady who holds all the same exact regime-change line as Trump. Good job everyone you sure showed him
^ Political views
Machado is anti-chavismo and has disagreed with other sections of the Venezuelan opposition. 101](102](103) In 2011, she campaigned as a promotor of "popular capitalism". [103) Machado supports the privatization of state-run entities in Venezuela, including oil company PDVSA. (69][102]
Machado has supported the international sanctions during the Venezuelan crisis, 69 and has advocated for foreign intervention to remove Maduro on humanitarian grounds. 104]
[105) In 2023, she ran as a candidate in the opposition presidential primaries. (106][107) The Maduro administration subsequently barred her from running. 108) She subsequently became the main driving force for the main opposition candidate, Edmundo González, who was allowed to compete by the Maduro regime. 109]
inkana.bsky.social
oh but he literally has lmao
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drewmckevitt.bsky.social
Years ago I was teaching my gun history class and at the end of the quarter one of the students said that he was in the campus TPUSA chapter and they put him up to taking the class to spy on me but he felt bad about that because he loved the class and learned a lot and had a great time
inkana.bsky.social
inspired by recent mmm events, we caught up with BABYGIRL last night, and aside from being an all-time horny movie, Harris Dickinson is *incredible* in it. such an interesting performance
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phylan.website
what??? an opposition leader to a socialist government? impossible. unprecedented in history
marcoalmada.com
Everybody loves Nobel Prize Duck, the duck that has won a peace prize

*5 mins later*

We regret to inform you that the duck is active in far-right circles
stevepeers.bsky.social
Venezuelan democracy activist María Corina Machado wins Nobel peace prize
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...
inkana.bsky.social
friendship ended with PEACE.

now WAR is my best friend
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birchlse.bsky.social
The Nobel committee is always playing 3D chess. Giving the prize to Obama in 2009 looked idiotic but 16 years later it's caused a US president to think about peace for almost an entire week.
inkana.bsky.social
Steely Dan - Can’t Buy A Thrill
jaklacroix.bsky.social
What's a band or musician where you like one album and then nothing else they released?

I'll go first:

Avenged Sevenfold - City of Evil
New Politics - New Politics